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Title: what is the hardest thing to do in the entirety of existance?
Post by: B@tfinkV on April 16, 2006, 01:51:00 PM: i dont know what do you think?
Title: what is the hardest thing to do in the entirety of existance?
Post by: Urchin on April 16, 2006, 02:02:44 PM: Autofellatio.

Its only been mastered by a handful.

Two or three of them post regularly on this BBS.
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Post by: BlueJ1 on April 16, 2006, 02:11:14 PM: Pick your nose and not get caught.
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Post by: Holden McGroin on April 16, 2006, 02:31:47 PM: I was gonna say hitting a major league curve ball, but I am going to have to agree with auto-fellatio.
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Post by: guttboy on April 16, 2006, 02:35:44 PM: Keeping your eyes open when you sneeze!
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Post by: Waffle on April 16, 2006, 03:09:21 PM: keeping her happy and off your arse...........for a lifetime.
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Post by: bj229r on April 16, 2006, 05:07:15 PM: hitting a @#$#@$# gv with a rocket:o
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Post by: 68slayr on April 16, 2006, 05:26:23 PM: hitting a plane with a rocket
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Post by: BlueJ1 on April 16, 2006, 05:28:54 PM: hitting a rocket with a rocket.
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Post by: Jackal1 on April 16, 2006, 06:08:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Waffle BAS
keeping her happy and off your arse...........for a lifetime.

What`s even harder is keeping her happy and off her arse. :)
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Post by: Furball on April 16, 2006, 06:20:05 PM: lick your own elbow
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Post by: B@tfinkV on April 16, 2006, 06:21:15 PM: keeping your women happy is very good but auto-fellatio may counter this problem, and be more difficult to perform. good shot urchin. there must be something harder, like, taking a first time shot with a rifle from space (special rifle) and with no calculations send the bullet into a perfect perpetual orbit first attempt.........or jet packing in orbit, and shotting a round trough orbit and hitting a target on your back.

or maybe balancing your whole wieght on an empty beer can standing on it with one foot.

'lick your own elbow' is necking out in to the lead.
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Post by: Sandman on April 16, 2006, 06:22:44 PM: Score an "18" in a round of golf. :)
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Post by: Furball on April 16, 2006, 06:28:51 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Sandman
Score an "18" in a round of golf. :)

not if all the holes are a yard long.
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Post by: lasersailor184 on April 16, 2006, 06:30:22 PM: Perfect the art of Sailing.

End of discussion.
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Post by: Sandman on April 16, 2006, 06:32:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Furball
not if all the holes are a yard long.

That's not golf, that's putt-putt. :)
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Post by: Furball on April 16, 2006, 06:33:35 PM: finding a manchester united supporter in manchester.
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Post by: Curval on April 16, 2006, 06:46:13 PM: Round hole, square peg.
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Post by: Rolex on April 16, 2006, 07:16:22 PM: Spell "existence" correctly? :cool:
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Post by: Hangtime on April 16, 2006, 07:28:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lasersailor184
Perfect the art of Sailing.

End of discussion.

Nat Herreschoff perfected the 'art' of Sailing.

(http://www.schooner-eleonora.com/photoout/images/saltydog_571-454-2.jpg)

The 'science' of sailing is a work in progress.
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Post by: xrtoronto on April 16, 2006, 07:49:40 PM: taking a crap with nothing to read
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Post by: SOB on April 16, 2006, 08:22:40 PM: Watching Pearl Harbor from start to finish - particularly without scoffing and/or vomiting.
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Post by: lasersailor184 on April 16, 2006, 08:38:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Hangtime
Nat Herreschoff perfected the 'art' of Sailing.

(http://www.schooner-eleonora.com/photoout/images/saltydog_571-454-2.jpg)

The 'science' of sailing is a work in progress.

...

No one has perfected the art of sailing. Some people are really good, but still no one has perfected it.
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Post by: Holden McGroin on April 16, 2006, 08:41:33 PM: Can one perfect art? Did Michelangelo perfect art? Picasso? Mozart?

If sailing is an art it by cannot be perfected, just as painting, sculpture, or music cannot be.
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Post by: TexMurphy on April 16, 2006, 08:48:27 PM: Creating a online game which is free from whiners...
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Post by: lasersailor184 on April 16, 2006, 09:44:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Can one perfect art? Did Michelangelo perfect art? Picasso? Mozart?

If sailing is an art it by cannot be perfected, just as painting, sculpture, or music cannot be.

:D
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Post by: Hangtime on April 16, 2006, 09:53:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Can one perfect art? Did Michelangelo perfect art? Picasso? Mozart?

If sailing is an art it by cannot be perfected, just as painting, sculpture, or music cannot be.

There is the science of sailing... the plastics, the synthetics, electronics, computer design. Machines can sail the machines made by the machines better than man.

... but among the works of Men, those things created with craftsmanship and skill wrought from the experience of man, sailing craft rendered in the medium of iron and wood have never been and will never be more perfect works of art than the Ships from The Wizard of Bristol.
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Post by: Morpheus on April 16, 2006, 09:59:29 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Urchin
Autofellatio.

Its only been mastered by a handful.

Two or three of them post regularly on this BBS.

Its not that hard. Its' just that 98% of the world is fat.
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Post by: rpm on April 17, 2006, 01:18:32 AM: Understanding what is going on inside the head of my ex-wife.
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Post by: Airscrew on April 17, 2006, 10:13:38 AM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm
Understanding what is going on inside the head of my ex-wife.

Understanding whats going on inside the head of any woman:t
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Post by: Shamus on April 17, 2006, 10:23:25 AM: I have perfected the art of sailing.

Set up a balanced beam reach, engage George (the auto pilot), go down to the galley and fetch a cold beer and a cigar, run up the coast a few hours to a favorite cove, drop anchor, grill steak, go to sleep, repeat all steps the following day.

shamus
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Post by: DREDIOCK on April 17, 2006, 10:33:06 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Airscrew
Understanding whats going on inside the head of any woman:t

WINNER!!!

I was going to say "Levitate" or immortality

But you got those beat by a mile.
100 miles even
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Post by: Hangtime on April 17, 2006, 11:20:42 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Shamus
I have perfected the art of sailing.

Set up a balanced beam reach, engage George (the auto pilot), go down to the galley and fetch a cold beer and a cigar, run up the coast a few hours to a favorite cove, drop anchor, grill steak, go to sleep, repeat all steps the following day.

shamus

And that, sir; is known as the 'practice of the art of sailing'.. and as a human endeavor; it is a very worthy practice. :aok

Keep yer barnacles wetted!
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Post by: lasersailor184 on April 17, 2006, 11:22:14 AM: Oh you guys are killing me.

Anyway, I'm off to run some errands / get kicked out of an Ed Rendell rally of some sorts.
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Post by: Furball on April 17, 2006, 11:28:56 AM: shoot down a raptor with an f-15?
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Post by: Ripsnort on April 17, 2006, 12:00:36 PM: Getting a tax cut from a democrat.
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Post by: FUNKED1 on April 17, 2006, 12:03:22 PM: Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
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Post by: Ripsnort on April 17, 2006, 12:07:54 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
If a person had flesh eating disease, one would assume that the bacteria belongs to that person since he is carrying it beneath his skin, so, in essence, its possible.
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Post by: Debonair on April 17, 2006, 12:11:44 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Getting a tax cut from a democrat.

that one is easy, you just dont have the $ to purchase it
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Post by: Shamus on April 17, 2006, 01:26:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Hangtime
And that, sir; is known as the 'practice of the art of sailing'.. and as a human endeavor; it is a very worthy practice. :aok

Keep yer barnacles wetted!

Your right, I aint got it perfected yet, calls for more practice :)

shamus
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Post by: Wolfala on April 17, 2006, 01:28:27 PM: Be a good father
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Post by: Mustaine on April 17, 2006, 01:31:41 PM: have a conversation with beet1e without how great it is having no guns comming up.
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Post by: Yeager on April 17, 2006, 01:46:47 PM: Dying is teh suck
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Post by: B@tfinkV on April 17, 2006, 03:36:44 PM: eating 50 jacobs cracker biscuits in a minute