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Post by: Russian on April 17, 2006, 04:05:27 AM
(http://x9d.xanga.com/3b0a316b1413748981959/b32914663.jpg)
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Post by: rpm on April 17, 2006, 04:09:11 AM
What's wrong with this picture?
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Post by: Holden McGroin on April 17, 2006, 04:22:43 AM
Santa decides to get serious with those on his "Naughty" list.
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Post by: Nilsen on April 17, 2006, 05:02:28 AM
whats that ak47 doing there?
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Post by: Furball on April 17, 2006, 05:04:03 AM
the russians found out to their cost that it was a bad idea to eat all of their horses.
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Post by: eagl on April 17, 2006, 05:13:30 AM
There is just so much wrong with that painting...

The carved stone badger with the vodka bottle.
The triangle shaped ukelele behind the seat.
The keg behind the seat.
The portable space heater on the other dude's back.
The drum fed automatic shotgun.
The 2-star general front license plate on the bear.
One dude is holding on to the reins like a sissy, the other guy doesn't even have reins.
The blue "these are training rounds" tape holding the AK magazines together.
The dude with the sword doesn't have a scabbard.
The little patch of green and yellow grass with the bright red splashes that are probably supposed to be blood stains, unless the badger with the bottle and the cool hat has a really bad urinary tract infection.

Guns will agree with me on this one:  The one and only reason why this could NEVER be a painting of US soldiers...  Nobody is wearing a neon yellow reflective safety belt.
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Post by: Excel1 on April 17, 2006, 05:14:52 AM
Ruskies invade Jellystone, Yogi and Boo-Boo sell out for picnic hamper.

Excel
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Post by: Furball on April 17, 2006, 05:19:06 AM
looks like he has an MP40 too.

you sure thats not supposed to be a PPSH (i am british so obviously i am useless with gun names) ruskie tommy gun?
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Post by: Bluedog on April 17, 2006, 06:21:21 AM
Comrade Popavalium Anddropoff's glorious Red Army Assualt Folk Musician Troop set out for yet another round of bear mounted folk music wave attacks.

"When the man with the ukalale dies, the man with the accordian picks up the ukalale......."
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Post by: Jackal1 on April 17, 2006, 06:55:36 AM
Why vodka and LSD should never be mixed.
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Post by: eskimo2 on April 17, 2006, 07:26:22 AM
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Originally posted by Jackal1
Why vodka and LSD should never be mixed.


Winner!

and eagl, the portable space heater is really an accordion.  Also note the keg barrel.
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Post by: AWMac on April 17, 2006, 07:41:28 AM
Broke Back Mountain in Russia.

:huh

Mac
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Post by: SuperDud on April 17, 2006, 07:49:44 AM
Another futile attempt to stop Chuck Norris
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Post by: loser on April 17, 2006, 08:23:34 AM
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Originally posted by Bluedog
Comrade Popavalium Anddropoff's glorious Red Army Assualt Folk Musician Troop set out for yet another round of bear mounted folk music wave attacks.

"When the man with the ukalale dies, the man with the accordian picks up the ukalale......."



LMFAO!!! :aok
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Post by: FiLtH on April 17, 2006, 08:24:49 AM
Show some respect..that bear happens to be a 2 star general.
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Post by: DREDIOCK on April 17, 2006, 08:43:30 AM
Baroda has a wet dream ;)
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Post by: ChickenHawk on April 17, 2006, 11:54:39 AM
PETA redoubles their efforts.
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Post by: FUNKED1 on April 17, 2006, 11:58:07 AM
Poster for Russian remake of Team America:  World Police?
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Post by: Maverick on April 17, 2006, 11:59:17 AM
Boroda and Russian share a broke back mountain wet dream.
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Post by: Hangtime on April 17, 2006, 12:26:23 PM
Stephen Colberts Nightmare.
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Post by: Wolfala on April 17, 2006, 12:55:38 PM
Dudes missed the bear in the lower right pawing at a bottle.
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Post by: Meatwad on April 17, 2006, 01:09:12 PM
The guy in the background behind the one with the space heater looks like he is wearing swimming goggles and has a huge turkey drumstick on his back.
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Post by: Hangtime on April 17, 2006, 01:17:02 PM
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Originally posted by Wolfala
Dudes missed the bear in the lower right pawing at a bottle.


Nope. eagl spotted it first... it's the 'carved stone badger' with a urinary tract infection, you blind unobservant capitalist!

;)
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Post by: Yeager on April 17, 2006, 01:50:59 PM
looks like a bedraggled ewok to me....
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Post by: B@tfinkV on April 17, 2006, 03:20:51 PM
"Enough with the fishing rods, this evening we all feast on fresh salmon"
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Post by: midnight Target on April 17, 2006, 03:40:56 PM
If you stare long enough at the clouds in the background you can see Mother Russia....


with big ol' hooters.
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Post by: Pooh21 on April 17, 2006, 04:14:16 PM
I hope its a promo picture for an upcoming update to RO OST. take that axis team stackers.
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Post by: LePaul on April 17, 2006, 05:29:59 PM
Clearly the black bears were angered that they did not make the cut to be the "Charmin Ultra" spokespersons.
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Post by: Hawklore on April 18, 2006, 05:54:19 AM
Cossack Rampage


AK-47 with a PPSH41 and MP40? (Pos. PPSH43 in background)

Cossack shashka Sabers didn't have hand guards.
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Post by: Red Tail 444 on April 18, 2006, 11:36:58 AM
Bears make really bad mounts...hind legs are too short and they lumber when they run..no wonder they're pissed.
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Post by: Maverick on April 18, 2006, 11:46:46 AM
Doesn't the guy in the grey beard look like Lee Marvin? (before he died of course.)
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Post by: Red Tail 444 on April 20, 2006, 01:35:16 PM
Looks more like him after he died...he wouldn't pose for a POS like this if he had air in his lungs.
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Post by: Boroda on April 20, 2006, 01:49:42 PM
You guys don't understand. It's a bear surprise.

PREVED!!!
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Post by: Maverick on April 20, 2006, 03:38:32 PM
You don't understand, I believe most of us think it's a POS and fit only for ridicule.
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Post by: Gunslinger on April 20, 2006, 04:22:28 PM
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Originally posted by eagl

Guns will agree with me on this one:  The one and only reason why this could NEVER be a painting of US soldiers...  Nobody is wearing a neon yellow reflective safety belt.


It's funny you mention that sir.  We were informed today that we are rquired to bring the famous "lackland laser" with us to PT tomorrow along with our reflective belts.

PS  IIRC from my UXO classes blue means live for russian military.  

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Post by: Estel on April 20, 2006, 05:48:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcM3VZpUnCA&search=RPG

Look at this too :-) They learned it from russians :-) Really.
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Post by: mentalguy on April 20, 2006, 06:17:01 PM
See the 2 star general bear,the one by the badger,
thats realy me in a fur suit.
:noid
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Post by: Speed55 on April 20, 2006, 06:37:48 PM
Crazy commies ran out of t-34's?
Oh yeah, and how many direct hits from a panzer will it take to kill one?
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Post by: Dowding on April 20, 2006, 06:53:23 PM
The gun with the drum is a PPSh-41 sub-machine gun. The third fella shown faintly in the background is holding a PPSh-43 sub-machine gun, a fairly rare gun developed during the siege of Leningrad.
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Post by: Debonair on April 20, 2006, 10:49:11 PM
w00t!
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Post by: FiLtH on April 20, 2006, 11:05:49 PM
(http://FilthsHangar.homestead.com/golum_russians.jpg)

Golum attaches himself to the Peoples Bear Guard in search of his precious.
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Post by: Thrawn on April 20, 2006, 11:21:56 PM
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Originally posted by Bluedog
Comrade Popavalium Anddropoff's glorious Red Army Assualt Folk Musician Troop set out for yet another round of bear mounted folk music wave attacks.

"When the man with the ukalale dies, the man with the accordian picks up the ukalale......."



LOL!
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Post by: Shamus on April 20, 2006, 11:48:40 PM
After REPOMAN got done, Red Army forced to use plan B.

shamus
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Post by: Hawklore on April 21, 2006, 07:32:55 AM
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Originally posted by Dowding
The gun with the drum is a PPSh-41 sub-machine gun. The third fella shown faintly in the background is holding a PPSh-43 sub-machine gun, a fairly rare gun developed during the siege of Leningrad.


Master of the allready proclaimed I bow down to your infamous retardedness.
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Post by: Debonair on April 21, 2006, 02:22:55 PM
  PWNAGE!!1!!!11uno!1!1!!11111
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Post by: Jackal1 on April 22, 2006, 04:08:52 AM
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Originally posted by Hawklore
Master of the allready proclaimed I bow down to your infamous retardedness.


:aok  OWNAGE.
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Post by: Dowding on April 22, 2006, 01:17:10 PM
Easy tiger, I simply missed your post. Soooooooo sorry for the terrible injustice you obviously feel.
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Post by: Maverick on April 22, 2006, 01:23:06 PM
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Originally posted by Bluedog
Comrade Popavalium Anddropoff's glorious Red Army Assualt Folk Musician Troop set out for yet another round of bear mounted folk music wave attacks.

"When the man with the ukalale dies, the man with the accordian picks up the ukalale......."


When the man with the accordian dies, shoot the accordian!