Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on October 12, 2000, 09:17:00 AM
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We have both, thus the picture of me on telecommute friday, when its 'casual day'. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
(http://Ripsnort60.tripod.com/ATT740520.gif)
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LOL
When are they going to hook up your video conferencing camera (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Eagler
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NEW GLOBAL MEASUREMENTS
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling
Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
1000 aches: 1 megahurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line (think about it for a moment)
453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake
1 million-million microphones: 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
365.25 days: 1 unicycle
2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds (work on it....)
10 cards: 1 decacards
1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen
1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
10 rations: 1 decoration
100 rations: 1 C-ration
2 monograms: 1 diagram
8 nickels: 2 paradigms
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League
[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 10-12-2000).]
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(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
So... Rip - testing SW again? Seems like the old post counter is starting to spin a little faster bub.
(btw - it should be 1000 aches: kilohurtz)
Sour
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LOL RIP! I'm not telecommuting.. I'm on sabatacle.
That picture is nearly 100% accurate (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
AKDejaVu
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ROFL!
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