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Title: The next Abba
Post by: Krusher on April 26, 2006, 07:03:40 AM
Maybe not, but they sure are snappy dressers.


Lordi (http://www.nytimes.com/iht/2006/04/24/world/24finn.html?ex=1146196800&en=ac3cc1ea292ea5af&ei=5087%0A)

They have eight-foot retractable latex Satan wings, sing hits like "Chainsaw Buffet" and blow up slabs of smoking meat on stage. So members of the band Lordi expected a reaction when they beat a crooner of love ballads to represent Finland at the Eurovision song contest in Athens, the competition that was the springboard for Abba and Celine Dion.
Title: The next Abba
Post by: DREDIOCK on April 26, 2006, 07:29:14 AM
Well it is claimed Gene Simmons has had sex with thousands of women.

And we now see the results of 4 of those encounters LOL

As for the band.
Good for them.
Title: The next Abba
Post by: Bruno on April 26, 2006, 08:14:22 AM
Gwar rip-off
Title: The next Abba
Post by: lasersailor184 on April 26, 2006, 02:32:20 PM
They're actually kinda fun to listen to.
Title: The next Abba
Post by: mora on April 26, 2006, 03:22:29 PM
I have to admit that against all my principles I voted for Lordi. The best damn 50 cents I've ever spent. The whining has been priceless.
Title: The next Abba
Post by: Panzzer on April 26, 2006, 03:45:09 PM
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Originally posted by mora
I have to admit that against all my principles I voted for Lordi. The best damn 50 cents I've ever spent. The whining has been priceless.
I did too, although I haven't liked the band before. But I'm glad I did vote them, it's been fun reading the whines in newspapers. :)
Title: The next Abba
Post by: Gh0stFT on April 26, 2006, 05:40:50 PM
it reminds me more of KISS then ABBA heh
Title: The next Abba
Post by: GtoRA2 on April 26, 2006, 05:46:22 PM
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Rumors even circulated that Lordi members were agents sent by President Vladimir V. Putin to destabilize Finland before a Russian coup — an explanation for their refusal to take off their freakish masks in public.



Ok so it is not just the finns  that post to this board that are insane. It is all of them.


Thanks for clearing that up for us krusher.


Gwar would kick these guys ass's though. :D
Title: The next Abba
Post by: Maverick on April 26, 2006, 06:46:54 PM
Which one is fishu?? This explains quite a lot about his posts.........

Next question is, which one is nilsen and his wife???:eek:  :O






















:rofl
Title: The next Abba
Post by: SOB on April 26, 2006, 07:31:28 PM
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Originally posted by Bruno
Gwar rip-off

Did they just rip off the look or did they rip off Gwar's suck too?
Title: The next Abba
Post by: Gunslinger on April 26, 2006, 08:34:53 PM
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But there is little risk that anyone, Finnish or otherwise, will stare at Lordi's furry platform demon boots, he adds, noting that Lordi could embarrass Finland when it takes over the European Union presidency in July.


That says it all right there.
Title: The next Abba
Post by: Bruno on April 26, 2006, 08:40:46 PM
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Originally posted by SOB
Did they just rip off the look or did they rip off Gwar's suck too?


The whole package it seems. 5 mintues into a Gwar show you are covered in fake blood and are deaf. Gwar had Chics though...

(http://homepage.tinet.ie/~seanmckeon/pics/Various/gwar.jpg)
Title: The next Abba
Post by: AWMac on April 26, 2006, 09:55:16 PM
(http://graphics9.nytimes.com/images/2006/04/24/world/24finn.xlarge1.jpg)
Some one really needs to PhotoShop Nilsens face onto one of them...or scary yet all of them!!!!  *shivers*

Bet he hasn't seen this yet!

:rofl

Mac
Title: The next Abba
Post by: Krusher on April 26, 2006, 10:33:38 PM
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Originally posted by Gh0stFT
it reminds me more of KISS then ABBA heh


I was thinking more along the lines of the contest they were in. Prior winners included Abba and Celine Dion eckkk !


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"So members of the band Lordi expected a reaction when they beat a crooner of love ballads to represent Finland at the Eurovision song contest in Athens, the competition that was the springboard for Abba and Celine Dion."
Title: The next Abba
Post by: Krusher on April 26, 2006, 10:34:55 PM
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Originally posted by Bruno
The whole package it seems. 5 mintues into a Gwar show you are covered in fake blood and are deaf. Gwar had Chics though...

(http://homepage.tinet.ie/~seanmckeon/pics/Various/gwar.jpg)



Man I know they are trying to be wicked or something , but all I can do when I see that picture is laugh :rofl
Title: The next Abba
Post by: Bruno on April 27, 2006, 03:28:43 AM
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Man I know they are trying to be wicked or something , but all I can do when I see that picture is laugh


Its meant to be funny / entertaining not serious... Its a B-rated horror show come to life.

Meet Oderus:

(http://gwar.net/files/images/Oderus_0_1.jpg)

(http://www.basverbeek.nl/heavymetal/gwar.jpg)
Title: The next Abba
Post by: mora on April 27, 2006, 04:11:06 AM
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Originally posted by Bruno
The whole package it seems.covered in fake blood and are deaf. Gwar had Chics though...

Wrong
Title: The next Abba
Post by: mora on April 27, 2006, 04:14:57 AM
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Originally posted by Gh0stFT
it reminds me more of KISS then ABBA heh

Yes, they're influenced by KISS. Lordi is infact the president of the Finnish KISS fanclub.
Title: The next Abba
Post by: DiabloTX on April 27, 2006, 04:21:50 AM
The Mentors pwn5 them all.
Title: The next Abba
Post by: ~Caligula~ on April 27, 2006, 05:22:11 AM
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
The Mentors pwn5 them all.


A friend of mine told me a story about meeting the mentors at a gas station. They asked him for money, so they can get gas and continue on with their tour :rofl
Never the less, the mentors ruled. Especially with that freaky story about The Duce being hired by Courtney Love to kill Kurt Cobain, and then getting killed by a semi truck....or sumting like that..
Title: The next Abba
Post by: SMIDSY on April 27, 2006, 05:26:33 AM
i think you are all forgetting an important fact: Metal is inferior to Punk in every concievable way.
Title: The next Abba
Post by: Tumor on April 27, 2006, 05:28:05 AM
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Originally posted by mora
Wrong


IS NOT
Title: The next Abba
Post by: Krusher on April 27, 2006, 07:08:22 AM
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Originally posted by Tumor
IS NOT




Tumor !!
Title: The next Abba
Post by: Krusher on April 27, 2006, 07:11:29 AM
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Originally posted by Bruno
Its meant to be funny / entertaining not serious... Its a B-rated horror show come to life.

Meet Oderus:



Good to know :)
Title: The next Abba
Post by: Larokkit on April 27, 2006, 08:51:44 AM
dam, i read "the next abba"  got sucked in expecting to see hot swedish chicks.
Title: The next Abba
Post by: DREDIOCK on April 27, 2006, 09:13:29 AM
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Originally posted by SMIDSY
i think you are all forgetting an important fact: Metal is inferior to Punk in every concievable way.


If you've ODed on Peyote maybe LOL
Title: The next Abba
Post by: SMIDSY on April 27, 2006, 02:24:16 PM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
If you've ODed on Peyote maybe LOL



pfft! whatever man.
Title: The next Abba
Post by: lasersailor184 on April 27, 2006, 11:06:40 PM
I've actually been listening to them for a few days.

My two favorites so far are "The Devil is a Loser," and "Rock the Hell out of you."  I like them better then "Hard Rock Hallelujah."

And for those who haven't really tried yet, you should 'Acquire' a few songs.  They are not as hard core or scary as they make themselves out to be.
Title: The next Abba
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on April 28, 2006, 02:50:20 AM
Lordi is lame. But that's why they fit in perfectly to Eurovision contests.
Title: The next Abba
Post by: FiLtH on April 28, 2006, 10:49:33 AM
Silli.