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Title: Lawyer jokes
Post by: Maverick on October 18, 2000, 01:48:00 PM

I'll start this on off.

What do you call 5000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.
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What do you call 5000 lawyers buried to their necks in sand?

A shortage of sand.
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What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One is a cold blooded scum sucking slimey bottom feeder.---- The other is a fish.
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Why do sharks refrain from feeding on lawyers?

Even sharks have taste.


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Title: Lawyer jokes
Post by: Eagler on October 18, 2000, 01:52:00 PM

The O.J. trial...........

sad part is, it isn't funny

Eagler

Title: Lawyer jokes
Post by: Eagler on October 18, 2000, 02:00:00 PM

The O.J. trial...........

sad part is, it isn't funny

Eagler

Title: Lawyer jokes
Post by: Eagler on October 18, 2000, 02:03:00 PM

sry duplicate

Title: Lawyer jokes
Post by: StSanta on October 18, 2000, 03:06:00 PM

Mav, thought the one on the sharks was

because of professional courtesy  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif).

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Title: Lawyer jokes
Post by: Ripsnort on October 18, 2000, 03:13:00 PM

Did you hear they found Hitler alive and well in SOuth America?

Bad news is...they're going to have his trial in L.A.

Title: Lawyer jokes
Post by: Gunthr on October 18, 2000, 03:18:00 PM

It has been discovered that lawyers are the larval stage of politicians...

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