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Title: Ok Nilsen have you been on vacation
Post by: Krusher on May 05, 2006, 08:30:43 PM

Two Norwegians, part of a group of intoxicated Scandinavian tourists on holiday in Egypt, were nearly lynched at the resort town of Hurghada this week, after their antics deeply offended the local population.

This was the mermaid statue in Hurghada that figured into the Scandinavian tourists’ offensive behaviour. Residents of Hurghada generally tolerate tourists, but the group of Scandinavians went too far.

The two Norwegians and three Swedes ended up being arrested by local police, who protected them from an angry mob.

The troubled started after the five Scandinavian tourists got drunk, dressed themselves up like Muslim pilgrims and started dancing around the statue of a mermaid located in a town square, and pretending she symbolized Allah.

The Scandinavians apparently were trying to parody Muslim pilgrimages to Mecca. When they started stripping off their clothes, the local Egyptians had had enough and went on the attack.

A local policeman told Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet that his colleagues had to step in to protect the tourists from angry local residents. “If they hadn’t been arrested, they probably would have been lynched,” an Islamic expert told Aftonbladet.

Title: Ok Nilsen have you been on vacation
Post by: Meatwad on May 05, 2006, 08:43:15 PM

It sounds like him

BTW Anyone seen Nilsen lately? :D

Title: Ok Nilsen have you been on vacation
Post by: Debonair on May 05, 2006, 09:50:30 PM

i saw him this week & took a photo of him:
(http://dvdrama.com/upload/KLAATU-peter_otoole.jpg)
but i didnt see him after that

Title: Ok Nilsen have you been on vacation
Post by: Hangtime on May 05, 2006, 10:03:58 PM

what... he's a gay arab pirate?

Title: Ok Nilsen have you been on vacation
Post by: DiabloTX on May 05, 2006, 10:14:37 PM

I'd act like too if lutefisk was a 'celebratory food' in my country.

Title: Ok Nilsen have you been on vacation
Post by: ASTAC on May 05, 2006, 11:13:00 PM

They call Hurghada a resort??? I've been there many times...don't drink the beer....It's got a high fermaldihide (I know i spelled it wrong) Content.

Title: Ok Nilsen have you been on vacation
Post by: AWMac on May 05, 2006, 11:13:48 PM

Ya'll know how Nilsen got the "curly haired beard" the day he got to be the "Captain" of the ship before he was married?

If not then I'll "shave" it for later.

:D :O :rofl

Mac

The Bald One!

Title: Ok Nilsen have you been on vacation
Post by: Nilsen on May 06, 2006, 01:44:00 AM

harrrrrrrr! :D

Title: Ok Nilsen have you been on vacation
Post by: Nilsen on May 06, 2006, 05:01:01 AM

i can just picture the face of those tourists the second they realised they had gone too far and the white horde of sheets and headbands closes in at a frantic pace :rofl

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOOOOOOOOOOOOMY !!!!!!!!!!!!!