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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Hazard69 on May 11, 2006, 10:01:53 AM
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A child and his mom were flying XXXX airlines. The child was sitting by the window and was constantly asking his mom various questions.
Then he asked: " If cats have baby cats and dogs have baby dogs, why dont lanes have baby planes?"
Mom couldn't think of an answer and so asked him to ask the flight attendant.
So the child, with a rather serious look, asked the flight attendant: " If cats have baby cats and dogs have baby dogs, why dont lanes have baby planes?"
To this the flight attendant asked: "Did you mom tell you to ask me that?"
The child replied: "She did."
To that the flight attendant smiled and replied: " The reason that there are no baby planes is because XXXX airlines always pulls out on time. Now go ask your mom to explain that."
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> A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class
> section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently
> wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
>
> The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman
> sneezed
> again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once
> more.
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> Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious
> about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed
> yet again.
> As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more
> than before.
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> Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said,
> "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your
> nose
>
> and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?
>
> "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition;
> whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."
>
> The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never
> heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for
> it?"
>
> The woman nodded, "Pepper."
>
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lol....too funny
now....the questions is....is this medical condition contagious and where would i find it..hehe
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Why is it I'm suddenly reminded of the "Fake Sneeze" spoof Muppets Tonight did of When Harry Met Sally?
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Originally posted by betty
lol....too funny
now....the questions is....is this medical condition contagious and where would i find it..hehe
It depends on the size of the pepper mill. :eek:
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ok...............why are blondes like a 747?
because no matter what the paint scheme is, they ALL have a black box!
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A WW2 fighter pilot is talking to a class of elementary students.....
"We were flying escort over Germany when we were jumped by all these Fokkers......"
The class breaks out in snikers and giggles......
The teacher berates the children..."Class, Behave now....Fokker is an aircraft manufacturer."
The Vet looks at her and says...."Yeah, but theses fokkers were flying Messerschmidts"
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Originally posted by ridley1
A WW2 fighter pilot is talking to a class of elementary students.....
"We were flying escort over Germany when we were jumped by all these Fokkers......"
The class breaks out in snikers and giggles......
The teacher berates the children..."Class, Behave now....Fokker is an aircraft manufacturer."
The Vet looks at her and says...."Yeah, but theses fokkers were flying Messerschmidts"
:rofl :rofl :rofl WHERE IS THE CRAZY MOM TO SLAP HIM WITH A LAW SUIT LMFAO!!!
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Originally posted by ridley1
The Vet looks at her and says...."Yeah, but theses fokkers were flying Messerschmidts"
A classic :aok
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Heres another one....this time its a graphic
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/910_1147499744_captain.jpg)
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http://www.hackermovies.de/moviefiles/HM_RacingBeats.wmv :rofl :rofl
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lmao ripper
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lol :aok