Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on October 22, 2001, 03:11:00 PM
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Boats are Better than Women...
You can share your boat with friends.
You can control the speed and time of arrival.
You can ride in a boat any time of the month.
You can have a beer while riding in your boat.
You can't get diseases from riding in other boats.
You can have a black boat and show it to your parents.
You don't have to take a shower before driving your boat.
Your boat never wants a night out alone with other boats.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy working on your boat.
You don't deal with priests or blood tests when registering your boat.
You can ride in your boat as much as you want and it won't get sore.
Your parents don't keep in touch with your old boats after you dump them.
If you say bad things to your boat, you don't have to apologize before you can ride again.
If your boat doesn't look good, you can paint it or buy new parts.
If your boat makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
If your boat smokes, you can do something about it.
If your boat is too loose, you can tighten it.
If you smoke, your boat doesn't care.
It is always okay to use tie-downs on your boat.
Boats don't whine unless something is really wrong.
Boats don't care how many other boats you have been in.
Boats don't care if you look at other boats or if you buy boat magazines.
Boats don't care how many other boats you have.
Boats don't insult you if you're a bad driver.
Boats always feel like going for a ride.
Boats don't care if you're late.
Boats curves never sag.
Boats last longer.
Boats never accidentally get pregnant.
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Love it! :D
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These "...Better than women" lists are invented by closet studmuffins.
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Really?
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Originally posted by Lamina:
These "...invented by closet studmuffins.
You some kind of bigot, racist type guy? Why the profiling?
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I hate people from Rico Puerto. Is that profiling?
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Ok, closet gays then.
My post was as much a joke as yours.
but if we're gonna talk bigots, a feminist wouldnt enjoy the list ;)
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Boats are best when owned by your best friends! :)
SOB
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Doh!
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Same with wives, SOB.
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You can have the boats. I'll take the women.
AKDejaVu
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but if we're gonna talk bigots, a feminist wouldnt enjoy the list
feminists wouldn't enjoy most of the best things in life....except other women of course
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As Deja said, you guys drool about boats
I rather have a boat filled with beer and women :cool:
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"A rowboat is better than no boat."
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LOL! Thanks Rip, I busted a gut over that list. :)
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the truth is if you have a big boat you can get all the women you want
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I have a big boat. I use the rowboat to get peace and quiet.
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Gimme boat.
(http://www.cybrtyme.com/personal/hblair/kidsboat.jpg)
(http://www.cybrtyme.com/personal/hblair/white.jpg)
The old Sanger sold two months ago, our 11 year old paint job still standing tall.
I think I'm gonna cry. :( Putt-ing around in a deckboat just aint the same.
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Originally posted by john9001:
the truth is if you have a big boat you can get all the women you want
Or a fast one, or just one that looks fast.
:)
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Yes... but boats cost just as much, luckily though, the maintenance you can outsource.
-SW
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I never date a babe who can't swap out spreader boots or rub my teak to a golden glow.
(http://www.matthoffman.cc/bb/hang.jpg)
(http://simladder.com/pics/Dsc00022.jpg)
You may note that S.V. HANGTIME is in need of spreader boots and a teak job.
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He heeee, that a Catalina 38'er? Looks more like a hole in the water ya pour money down :)
So How often ya go sailing? Racing?
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You rich Americans.
Just wait til i get rich too.
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well speaking as a women i'd perfer a boat to most men.so there
cymraeg----of the nearly extinct journeymen---
[ 10-24-2001: Message edited by: dracken1 ]
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Eeeewwwww, Hangtime! A Coors Lite? (Unholsters .45 for some target practice on cans)
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Dracken, speaking as a man, I don't blame you one bit, and my wife would side with you!
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Originally posted by Ripsnort:
Eeeewwwww, Hangtime! A Coors Lite? (Unholsters .45 for some target practice on cans)
ummm . . . and will you be driving to said "target practice" in a high speed pick-em-up truck with an unlabeled can of mace in the back, and will you be shirtless and sweaty while shooting?
SOB
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Back at ya Rip! ;)
It's good to be a woman....
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious
gynecological disorder excuses.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.
Yankee
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Good one Yankee, but concerning the "Judgement by shoes"...how do you judge a guy like me who wears no shoes (or underwear for that matter) when the temperature is above 80 deg? :eek:
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...boats don't better you in smack talk when you make fun of them. :)
myelo