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Title: Top 11 Old West Phrases ruined by the Gay Cowboy movie
Post by: Bodhi on May 15, 2006, 05:20:35 PM

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Darned Gay Cowboy Movie
 
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
 
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
 
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
 
4. "Howdy, pardner."
 
5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
 
6. Two words:  "Saddle Sore."
 
7. "Hold it right there!  Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
 
8. "Let's mount up!"
 
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
 
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

11. "I reckon this might hurt a little."

Title: Top 11 Old West Phrases ruined by the Gay Cowboy movie
Post by: Brenjen on May 15, 2006, 05:56:32 PM

How about  "skin 'nat smoke wagon boy!" :rofl

Title: Top 11 Old West Phrases ruined by the Gay Cowboy movie
Post by: Toad on May 15, 2006, 06:14:51 PM

Also from Tombstone:

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Now jerk that pistol and go to work

Title: Top 11 Old West Phrases ruined by the Gay Cowboy movie
Post by: Hawklore on May 15, 2006, 06:18:00 PM

:lol

Title: Top 11 Old West Phrases ruined by the Gay Cowboy movie
Post by: Shifty on May 15, 2006, 07:02:49 PM

12. Giddie up!

Title: Top 11 Old West Phrases ruined by the Gay Cowboy movie
Post by: Holden McGroin on May 15, 2006, 10:07:31 PM

What gay Cowboy movie?  I know of a gay sheep herder movie that got some awards a few months back, but I've never heard of a gay cowboy movie.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Title: Top 11 Old West Phrases ruined by the Gay Cowboy movie
Post by: Toad on May 15, 2006, 10:10:04 PM

Yer right.. it was a sheepboy movie.

Title: Top 11 Old West Phrases ruined by the Gay Cowboy movie
Post by: Brenjen on May 15, 2006, 10:10:43 PM

Did the gay humpback movie get awards? I thought the director did, but I didn't think the movie won *squat*...(that brought a nasty picture to mind)

Title: Top 11 Old West Phrases ruined by the Gay Cowboy movie
Post by: Holden McGroin on May 15, 2006, 10:12:12 PM

You look back at your history of the west and cowboys killed sheepherders and then killed all the sheep.

Just sayin'...

Title: Top 11 Old West Phrases ruined by the Gay Cowboy movie
Post by: Toad on May 15, 2006, 10:13:37 PM

Baa-aaaaaaaaaad Cowboys!

Baa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaa-d.