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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: AlGorithm on May 16, 2006, 08:17:20 PM
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Many times criticism of the current administration has been met with "Would Gore have done any better?".
Well, here's your answer;
http://ln-s.net/A18
Announcer: And now, a message from the President of the United States.
President Al Gore: "Good evening, my fellow Americans. In 2000 when you overwhelmingly made the decision to elect me as your 43rd president, I knew the road ahead would be difficult. We have accomplished so much yet challenges lie ahead.
In the last 6 years we have been able to stop global warming. No one could have predicted the negative results of this. Glaciers that once were melting are now on the attack. As you know, these renegade glaciers have already captured parts of upper Michigan and northern Maine, but I assure you: we will not let the glaciers win.
Right now, in the 2nd week of May 2006, we are facing perhaps the worst gas crisis in history. We have way too much gasoline. Gas is down to $0.19 a gallon and the oil companies are hurting. I know that I am partly to blame by insisting that cars run on trash.
I am therefore proposing a federal bailout to our oil companies because- hey if it were the other way around, you know the oil companies would help us...
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Read the whole thing from your link, funny stuff!
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I thought that was pretty funny but found this little snip to be even funnier (and a bit more realistic) in the comments section:
Stanley,
I was gonna ask you the same thing.
There's a FULL BLOWN civil war within the Democratic Party and they're shooting their own... in the back.
Ever hear of Paul Hacket?
Ever hear that Howard Dean was against gay marriage, before he was for it?
How about the attacks on Steve Colbert...from longstanding media liberals and democrats?
I think we're about to witness a self-immolation of what used to be a great party but now is a hollow, morally bankrupt shell- The Democratic Party.
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When the "republicans" become the "democrats" who are you going to point and laugh at Gunslinger? You've got about negative five years to decide that one.
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man if Gore was president. the United states would be embarrased and the alcada people wouls be thanking us for putting him in there because there would probably be another terrorist attack that goes the same for john karry. personally bush is doing and awsome job. its the freaking liberals who will do anything to get bush out of there. i garentee you that if John karry or Gore was in office doing the exact same thing they would say how great everything is going and that everything is going awsome. so personally i think the USA is figthing 2 groups: the liberals and the alcada.
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ujustdied, can you rephrase that in the form of.... english?
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Originally posted by NattyIced
When the "republicans" become the "democrats" who are you going to point and laugh at Gunslinger? You've got about negative five years to decide that one.
Hippies, socialists, and your other gardern variety degenerates basically.
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
Hippies, socialists, and your other gardern variety degenerates basically.
Republicans are 2 out of 3 of those. Close enough?
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Punctuation is your friend.
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Originally posted by ujustdied
man if Gore was president. the United states would be embarrased and the alcada people wouls be thanking us for putting him in there because there would probably be another terrorist attack that goes the same for john karry. personally bush is doing and awsome job. its the freaking liberals who will do anything to get bush out of there. i garentee you that if John karry or Gore was in office doing the exact same thing they would say how great everything is going and that everything is going awsome. so personally i think the USA is figthing 2 groups: the liberals and the alcada.
I think I just died trying to read that. :O
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Alcada are teh wurst terorist evar!
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Last Saturday's SNL with Al Gore and Julia Louis Dryfus was probably the best show they have had in a couple of years. It was too bad that Paul Simon sucked.
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Paul Simon has sucked ever since he turned black.
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Originally posted by deSelys
Alcada are teh wurst terorist evar!
Get it right:
The LIBRULS is the terrar!
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Originally posted by Mighty1
Paul Simon has sucked ever since he turned black.
:aok
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Originally posted by deSelys
Alcada are teh wurst terorist evar!
LOL..I just actually laughed out loud :D
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Originally posted by Chairboy
ujustdied, can you rephrase that in the form of.... english?
Red state school system at work?
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Originally posted by Saintaw
Red state school system at work?
Sorry but that would be a Blue state.
Red States want you to take responsibility for yourself and learn moral values while Blue States want to make excuses for everything that people want or don't want to do.
example:
Student fails required English classes.
Red State's response: Kid does not graduate until they retake classes and pass.
Blue State's response: Kid (who just happens to be illegal) goes to court and sues the School corp. and wins because Blue state judge thinks it's not fair to fail kids. Especially illegal kids.
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Originally posted by Mighty1
Paul Simon has sucked ever since he turned black.
Somebody had to balance out Micheal Jackson.
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Yeah one found his roots as a white boy while the other found his root IN a white boy.
:huh