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Title: Tasteless.
Post by: Hangtime on October 23, 2001, 11:07:00 PM

I warned yah... but since yer here, and I don't give a damn about plagerizing other folks recyled ad-nasuem tasteless jokes from 12 year olds... (thats where i got these anyway)

Q:Why does Osama always carry a piece of toejam in his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID

Q: What does the mid-east and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1... F18.. F15..

Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck

Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q: What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of toejam?
A: the bucket

Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.

Q: Why don't bin laden's people eat toejam sandwiches?
A: they can't stand bread

Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: because the camels can't handle it

*yawn*

Don't mind me; I'm just workin on my amazinhunk merit badge

Title: Tasteless.
Post by: Tumor on October 24, 2001, 01:17:00 AM

:)  Good stuff

Tumor

Title: Tasteless.
Post by: john9001 on October 24, 2001, 02:16:00 AM

two days ...HAHAHAHA

er ..sorry

Title: Tasteless.
Post by: Ghosth on October 24, 2001, 07:11:00 AM

LOL made my day.

"Camels can't handle it" ROFLMAO