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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Zippatuh on June 16, 2001, 01:48:00 PM
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My cube and I can’t get out!
Don’t these fools here understand that I have better things to do right now then work? With the people I have had to deal with since Friday morning I desperately want to kill something!
I feel a great deal of sympathy for all the Rooks and Bishops that I will be taking my frustrations out on. At this moment though, I am not exactly sure when that will be. So all of you are safe for now, but soon, so very soon, muuuaaaahahahahahaha.
Or, maybe not so soon. :(
Zippatuh
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Top 10 Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle
#10. Being told to 'Think outside the Box' when you're in a @#$%?*
box all day long.
#9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around
to see who's behind you.
#8. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of
gunfire.
#7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a
piece of cheese!
#6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
#5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
#4. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.
#3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.
#2. When tours come through, you get lots of peanuts thrown at you....
And the Number #1 Drawback to Working in a Cubicle:
You can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.
(one of the comments from a co-worker: As far as # 1... You may not be able
to slam your door, but you can always hurl your monitor over the wall!)
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LOL RIP GOOD 1 :D
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LOL! hehe does anyone else remember that movie "Office Space"? You see a close up of a screwdriver removing some screws then the cubicle walls come crashing down. :)
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anyone else remember that movie "Office Space"?
Its the holy montra of office life at Intel. Its required viewing for any new hire.
I have the DvD and watch it once a month ;)
AKDejaVu
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Top 10 Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle
#10. Being told to 'Think outside the Box' when you're in a @#$%?*
box all day long.
#9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around
to see who's behind you.
#8. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of
gunfire.
#7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a
piece of cheese!
#6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
#5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
#4. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.
#3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.
#2. When tours come through, you get lots of peanuts thrown at you....
And the Number #1 Drawback to Working in a Cubicle:
You can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.
(one of the comments from a co-worker: As far as # 1... You may not be able
to slam your door, but you can always hurl your monitor over the wall!)
Oh the feeling of throwing the moniter.. What a joy :x
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You must have had to use an excavator to dig this thread up....from 12 years ago.... :confused: :huh
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I'm just curious...it means wpeters had to sit down, go into the search bar, type in...something...read every thread, picked the one he liked (this one), and reply to it.
Why?
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:noid
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Why?
i think einstein got it right..."Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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he just found out the number #1 reason people get suspended from the bb.
semp
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:banana:
Now I'm trapped IN too :banana:
:cheers: Oz
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Fight the power!
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remember in a cube farm, crop dusting is just wrong
:D
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I'll join in
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Um, this is a twelve year old thread. :huh
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That's a long time in an isocube
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Um, this is a twelve year old thread
We had better get him out of there then!!! :uhoh
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Become part of history join the thread :uhoh I was wondering why some of those names looked unfamilar :D
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Stuck IN a cube for 12 years.....how Borg.
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How bored does one have to be to go search through threads that are 12 years old? :rolleyes:
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I have to get IN on this.
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/1015650/office-space-cubicle-o.gif)
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