Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on August 23, 2001, 08:51:00 AM
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CHINESE PROVERBS:
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing
of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one salamander all gone.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife
upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turn stile sideways going to
Bangkok.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing
on earth.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who
is left.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill
it.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
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LOL...
Confuscious also say:
"He who knock up girl in strawberry patch in big jam"
"He who fly upside down have crack up"
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Woman who puts carrots and pees in same pot, very unsanitary :)
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"He who wong weis yes get spai pain"
"Mind terrible to waste. Think with small head"