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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Airscrew on May 25, 2006, 08:44:02 AM
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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, Including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 30 minutes.
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Hats off to the Doughboy :aok Poor guy looked alful pastey at the end!
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I hate both of you.
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:rofl
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LOL!!
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I understand there was a surplus of flour at the funeral.
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I think his kids are twins, they look like they came from the same cookie cutter.
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Well atleast he was smart enough not to get half baked...
That weed can really kill..
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I heard he died while being rolled. News reports,..just cannot crust them.
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Originally posted by Hawklore
Well atleast he was smart enough not to get half baked...
That weed can really kill..
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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didnt he have an affair with Sara Lee? but then I guess everybody had an affair with Sara Lee at sometime, she got around. "Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee"
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I had heard the doughboy liked stuffing sausage in a bun, but that could be a rumor.
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
I had heard the doughboy liked stuffing sausage in a bun, but that could be a rumor.
Well that would explain his charity work, providing blankets for disadvantaged pigs
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Are the Pillsbury dough boy and the Michelin Man related?
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
Are the Pillsbury dough boy and the Michelin Man related?
Although they appear to be related I dont think so, you may have confused the Michelin man with the Muffin Man, you know that guy that lived on Drury Lane
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Jimmy Dean sang "That Log Cabin in the Sky" at the funeral.
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he was a punk
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Originally posted by Airscrew
Although they appear to be related I dont think so, you may have confused the Michelin man with the Muffin Man, you know that guy that lived on Drury Lane
I saw on E! True Hollywood Story, or else it was the Food Network were they did a biography on him.
Doughboy and the Gingerbread man are half brothers, Same oven, different bakers. The muffin man is Doughboy's Uncle.
Anyway before Doughboy went to hollywood and became famous, he and Gingerbread man did a little contracting work building and renting out little gingerbread houses to the elderly. They were doing a pretty good little business until one of the units they built was rented out by a wicked witch. Apparently she was using the house to trap and eat unsuspecting children. She might have got away with except for Hansel and Gretal out smarted her. Anyway Hansel and Gretel sued Doughboy and Gingerbread man for damages and mental anguish saying they shared responsibility by building house they should have know would have attracted children and used by cannabalistic old witches. Doughboy and Gingerbread counter-sued them for vandalism. Neither side prevailed but Doughboy and Gingerbread man went bankrupt from the legal fees. Doughboy went on to hollywood and the Gingerbread man lost his life during an unfortunate water crossing accident with a wolf.