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Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: Kaw1000 on May 25, 2006, 12:50:13 PM
THE BEST BLOND JOKE EVER

A blonde, a brunette & a redhead show up for the same job interview.  The brunette is the first one to go in & after filling out the forms & going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her a last question, "How many D's are there in ¡¥INDIANA JONES¡¦?"

The brunette thinks for a second & responds, "One."

The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates.

The redhead is next.  The process goes about the same & at the end, "How many D's are there in ¡¥INDIANA JONES¡¦?"

She immediately says, "One"

The interviewer says, "OK, we'll let you know."

Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions & finally gets asked, "How many D's are there in ¡¥INDIANA JONES¡¦?"

She gets a very serious look on her face & starts counting her fingers, muttering, "2, 4, 6¡K hmmm ¡V wait¡K 2, 4, 6¡K  Can I borrow your calculator please?"

After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer, "Thirty two!"

The interviewer is stunned & asks her, "OK, now tell me, how the hell did you arrive at this answer?"

To hear her response to the question: "How many D's are in ¡¥Indiana Jones¡¦?"¡K  Double click this „»
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: Hangtime on May 25, 2006, 12:53:03 PM
thud
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: NattyIced on May 25, 2006, 12:54:38 PM
See Rule #7
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: Airscrew on May 25, 2006, 01:02:52 PM
I think I'll just wait for the movie
:cool:
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: icemaw on May 25, 2006, 01:04:56 PM
CLICK ON WHAT?
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: SirLoin on May 25, 2006, 01:09:05 PM
What do u call a blond standing on her head?


A brunette with bad breath.
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on May 25, 2006, 01:16:07 PM
I'm guessing u are supposed to click and see 32 "D size" boobies shot from the actresses who played in the trilogy?
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: Mustaine on May 25, 2006, 01:26:50 PM
for those going WTF?!?!

the "click here" was an email going around a long time ago...

clicking there made a blonde chick's voice start humming the Indiana Jones theme "Duh Duh Duh Duh.... Duh Duh Duh.... Duh duh duh duh... duh duh duh duh duh..... so on"
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on May 25, 2006, 01:51:04 PM
Well.  That was rather a letdown.  After the hype from the title and all.
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: xrtoronto on May 25, 2006, 02:27:48 PM
Q: What do you call a dead blonde under the front porch?





















A: Winner of last years Hide and Seek!
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: Curval on May 25, 2006, 02:31:19 PM
I just don't get it at all.  Got to be the worst blonde joke EVAR!
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: ChickenHawk on May 25, 2006, 03:02:55 PM
Yep, that was a real knee slapper.
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: deSelys on May 25, 2006, 05:05:15 PM
At least, we know that Kaw is a REAL blonde!
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: dmf on May 25, 2006, 05:21:02 PM
You should take that joke on American Idol, I love to watch the look on Simons face when he thionks something is really bad :)
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: lukster on May 25, 2006, 05:59:45 PM
So this young blonde woman is going door to door looking for work. A man answers his door and tells the woman she can paint his porch and that the paint is the garage. An hour passes and the woman is back at the door. "Done so quick?" the man asks. "Yep" she says, "There was plenty of paint so I even painted the seats and steering wheel".
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: Brenjen on May 25, 2006, 06:03:29 PM
How do you drown a blonde?






























Scratch & sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: Brenjen on May 25, 2006, 06:05:05 PM
A blonde goes into labor & the doctor tells her after the delivery "you gave birth to a boy" & the blonde replies

























Are you sure it's mine?
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: Reschke on May 25, 2006, 10:33:31 PM
Hey thats greaaaaaaat............
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: SirLoin on May 26, 2006, 04:56:02 AM
A cop car passes a blonde in a convertable and to his amazement,notices the woman not only weaving all over the road..but was knitting while she was driving.

The cop hangs a 180, pulls up behind and then beside her...




"PULL OVER!!" yells cop.

"What..?" replies blonde

"PULL OVER MAMN"..The cop now using a bull horn.



Suddenly,the look of perplexment on her face vanishes...and with a big smile she holds up what she was knitting.


"No..It's a Turtleneck..!"
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: Angus on May 26, 2006, 05:11:05 AM
Why do some blondes have bruismarks on their navel?

...Yes, there are blond guys too :D
Title: Re: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: WhiteHawk on May 26, 2006, 06:48:20 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Kaw1000
THE BEST BLOND JOKE EVER

A blonde, a brunette & a redhead show up for the same job interview.  The brunette is the first one to go in & after filling out the forms & going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her a last question, "How many D's are there in ��INDIANA JONES��?"

The brunette thinks for a second & responds, "One."

The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates.

The redhead is next.  The process goes about the same & at the end, "How many D's are there in ��INDIANA JONES��?"

She immediately says, "One"

The interviewer says, "OK, we'll let you know."

Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions & finally gets asked, "How many D's are there in ��INDIANA JONES��?"

She gets a very serious look on her face & starts counting her fingers, muttering, "2, 4, 6�K hmmm �V wait�K 2, 4, 6�K  Can I borrow your calculator please?"

After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer, "Thirty two!"

The interviewer is stunned & asks her, "OK, now tell me, how the hell did you arrive at this answer?"

To hear her response to the question: "How many D's are in ��Indiana Jones��?"�K  Double click this ��


WTF:furious
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: dmf on May 26, 2006, 07:50:07 AM
How do you tell if a blonde has been useing your computer?









White out marks on the screen
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: wipass on May 26, 2006, 07:54:20 AM
A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, you should know something.The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb.blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it nine times."
Title: Sorry
Post by: Kaw1000 on May 26, 2006, 09:39:24 AM
After I posted this joke the dang sound thingie did'nt work......

the sound thingie went something like this.....da da daaa da da da da daaa

You know the sound track forn Indiana Jones.....never mind:mad:

Tryed to delete this but it would not let me!!
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: Lye-El on May 26, 2006, 10:25:53 AM
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and told the doctor that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The readhead took her finger, pushed on her left wrist and screamed; then she pushed on her elbow and screamed in even more pain. She pushed on her knee and screamed, pushed on her ankle and screamed, and well, everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor made a few motes then said, "You're not really a redhead are you?"

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Debonair on May 26, 2006, 02:16:40 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Kaw1000
After I posted this joke the dang sound thingie did'nt work......

the sound thingie went something like this.....da da daaa da da da da daaa

You know the sound track forn Indiana Jones.....never mind:mad:

Tryed to delete this but it would not let me!!


nice aviatard
Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Furball on May 26, 2006, 03:22:04 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Kaw1000
After I posted this joke the dang sound thingie did'nt work......

the sound thingie went something like this.....da da daaa da da da da daaa

You know the sound track forn Indiana Jones.....never mind:mad:

Tryed to delete this but it would not let me!!


you just wasted some of my life and i want it back, damnit. :mad:
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: Hangtime on May 26, 2006, 03:31:04 PM
Quote
Originally posted by dmf
How do you tell if a blonde has been useing your computer?









White out marks on the screen


LOL! My kid told me that one. She was borrowing a bottle of white out from her mother at the time... Mom's a blonde. ;)
Title: best blond joke ever!!
Post by: Treize69 on May 27, 2006, 05:09:12 PM
A blonde goes to the doctor with a gunshot wound to her hand. The doctor inevitably asks how it happened. The blonde replies "I tried to kill myself".

The doctor looks at her dumbfounded"... How did you shoot yourself in the hand trying to kill yourself?!"

"Well, first I put the gun under my chin, and as I was about to pull the trigger, I thought '...no, I want to have an open casket.'

"Then I put the gun to my chest, and as I was about to pull the trigger, I thought '...no, I've spent way too much money on those to put a bullet in them.'

"Finally, I decided to put the gun to my ear. Then, as I weas about to pull the trigger, I thought '...oh wait, this is gonna be loud!' " <>

:)