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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Gunslinger on May 28, 2006, 10:01:49 AM
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Chris Simcox, President of the Minuteman Civil Defense Corps (“MCDC”), today announced plans by the MCDC to work with local Arizona land owners to build border security fencing on private land along the border with Mexico.
At present, six private land owners have partnered with the Minutemen for the commencement of construction of border fencing on their land. Surveillance cameras on the fencing will be monitored via computer by registered Minutemen across the country. We have chosen a fence design that is based on the Israeli fences in Gaza and on the West Bank that have cut terrorist attacks there by 95% or more. In order to be effective, a fence should not be easy to compromise by climbing over it with a ladder, cutting through it with wire cutters, ramming it with a vehicle, or tunneling under it undetected. No fence can be a 100% impenetrable barrier—but a good design will be time-consuming enough to get through that Border Patrol agents can be alerted to get to a point of attempted intrusion before the intrusion can be completed. We thank Colin Hanna and We Need A Fence.com for the design concept.
Simcox says those involved in the planning hope to keep costs near $150 per foot.
Two construction companies to date have offered to inaugurate groundbreaking, coordinate volunteer construction crews and donate the use of the necessary heavy construction equipment.
The groundbreaking will begin in Arizona on Memorial Day weekend, unless in the interim President Bush deploys National Guard and reserve troops to immediately secure the out-of-control southern border.
The fencing will be built with privately donated funds, engineering and labor and will be used as an example to educate the public about the feasibility and efficacy of fencing to secure America’s borders from illegal incursion by aliens and international criminal cartels. A non-profit organization dedicated specifically to this purpose will facilitate and administer donations for construction of the fence. Monetary and in-kind contributions for this effort will go directly into building materials for this private, volunteer fencing project. http://www.minutemanborderfence.com/
“President Bush once said he would not wait on events to act to protect our country. He has been president for over five years, and still he has not acted to secure our territorial frontier, even as his administration admits the United States government does not have operational control of our borders.
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Just wait til the libs get a hold of this one.LOL
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“President Bush once said he would not wait on events to act to protect our country. He has been president for over five years, and still he has not acted to secure our territorial frontier, even as his administration admits the United States government does not have operational control of our borders.
How dare you make fun of President Bush! President Bush is a man among men, he saved our country when Iraq invaded us. When the things got tough he single handledly flew his airplane onto the aircraft carrier and bombed the Iraqis and he did so good that the war was over. So maybe you might be mad at President Bush but he is my friend and I think maybe we should make friends with the mexicans too cause they are hard workers and they build houses and make a fine cheese dip.
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Originally posted by AquaShrimp
How dare you make fun of President Bush! President Bush is a man among men, he saved our country when Iraq invaded us. When the things got tough he single handledly flew his airplane onto the aircraft carrier and bombed the Iraqis and he did so good that the war was over. So maybe you might be mad at President Bush but he is my friend and I think maybe we should make friends with the mexicans too cause they are hard workers and they build houses and make a fine cheese dip.
You'll find that most conservatives give president Bush low marks on two issues
1. Border security/immigration
2. Fiscal spending
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Two questions. and 1 suggestion
1 how much territory does the 6 landowners property cover along the border?
2 will the fence be electrified? ( I figger 40,000 volts should about do it)
suggestion.
Inasmuch as the USA isnt a partner in the anti land mine treaty.
Riddle the area in front of the fences with AP mines some bouncing betties (aint designed to kill ya. just castrate ya) and maybe a couple tiger pits
Though I still think the best option is simply to make Mexico state # 51
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1. Dig a big ditch along the U.S./Mexico border.
2. Use dirt from the ditch to raise New Orleans above sea level.
3. Find and capture all the loose alligators that have been terrorizing the Gulf Coast states and put them in the ditch.
Problem solved.
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Solution
(http://www.au.af.mil/au/awc/systems/dvic539.jpg)
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
1. Dig a big ditch along the U.S./Mexico border.
2. Use dirt from the ditch to raise New Orleans above sea level.
3. Find and capture all the loose alligators that have been terrorizing the Gulf Coast states and put them in the ditch.
Problem solved.
do alligators even like mexican food?
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Who the hell doesn't like mexican food???????????
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mexicans?
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they like the food, but hate the restaurant
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Originally posted by Debonair
they like the food, but hate the restaurant
Actually Thats how I know if a mexican resturant is any good or not.
Byt the amount of Mexicans I see eating there.
(Never saw a mexican at a Chi Chi's)
there are a couple places by me.
One I find the food rather bland and really not very good. Never see any mexicans in there eating either.
The other opened up and the moment I walked inside I knew it was gonna be good.
Bout 2/3 of the customers there were mexicans.
I was not dissapointed
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
1. Dig a big ditch along the U.S./Mexico border.
2. Use dirt from the ditch to raise New Orleans above sea level.
3. Find and capture all the loose alligators that have been terrorizing the Gulf Coast states and put them in the ditch.
Problem solved.
sharks with frikkin lazers are superior to alligators, everyone knows that.
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Yeah, brilliant, another pork-filled military contract to develop shark-compatible friggin' laser guns. As if we aren't already in debt enough! Stupid Aussie.
err, oops. :D
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Actually Thats how I know if a mexican resturant is any good or not.
Byt the amount of Mexicans I see eating there.
(Never saw a mexican at a Chi Chi's)
there are a couple places by me.
One I find the food rather bland and really not very good. Never see any mexicans in there eating either.
The other opened up and the moment I walked inside I knew it was gonna be good.
Bout 2/3 of the customers there were mexicans.
I was not dissapointed
works for other italians, chinese, etc. also, but dont try to apply this idea to strip clubs
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Debonair,
The rule definately applies to strip clubs in a generic, non-mexican specific way. I've been the designated driver a few times when "the guys" wanted to go to strip clubs, and from those few trips I found that just like anywhere else you can judge the character and quality of the establishment by the character and quality of the customers.
Redneck strip clubs had girls that look like they'd been beat up.
Yuppie strip clubs had girls that looked "expensive".
Strip clubs that had incentives to bring "normal" women into the club had girls that didn't look as stressed out as otherwise typical strippers do.
By extrapolation, I suppose if you want Mexican strippers, you would go to strip clubs that had a lot of Mexicans... So the rule still applies.
Pretty far off topic from building a fence on the border though. At $150 per foot it seems pretty expensive when bullets are usually under $1 each and those zip-tie handcuffs are about a penny each when purchased in bulk, but of course our govt can't possibly do anything the easy way so we'll probably end up with a few stretches of border with a really expensive fence that some politician will tear down in a few years to gain political points with all the illegal immigrants who still got in anyhow and managed to stay here illegally until they met the *cough*amnesty*cough* new (proposed) citizenship rules *cough*amnesty*cough* that say illegals who break the law long enough without getting caught should get a free trip to the head of the citizenship line.
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what i was attempting to suggest was that if you went to a strip club full of women, the dancers was likely to look like a flannel clad defensive end
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Ah. Well, ok then. Although that's like going to a Mexican restaurant and expecting to see a tamale waiting in line to order...
Mmmm tamales...
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that would be hillarious, or canibalism...canibalism can be pretty funny
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Originally posted by eagl
managed to stay here illegally until they met the *cough*amnesty*cough* new (proposed) citizenship rules *cough*amnesty*cough* that say illegals who break the law long enough without getting caught should get a free trip to the head of the citizenship line.
Will it help if you think of them as the rats that figured out the fastest way through the citizenship maze?
What's in a name? That which we call amnesty
By any other word would still smell like shirt.
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Even thinking of them as rats doesn't help because in the end, if the proposed legislation gets passed, in the next few years there will be a few million new citizens who don't speak english and who just learned the lesson that if you break the law long enough and cause enough trouble while refusing to even TRY to integrate as an "American", the government will eventually give in just to appease them.
That's a few million new "non-American" (by their choice) citizens who became citizens only because our government decided that following federal laws is for suckers.
Maybe a few million people should refuse to pay taxes for a few years, and then march on washington demanding the right to continue breaking the law when the IRS threatens action. Now that congress has demonstrated a willingness to roll over and give amnesty, it ought to be pretty easy for a few million tax avoiders to earn a law giving THEM amnesty too.
With illegals claiming the "right" to have drivers licenses, social security, free health care, voting, etc., and congress caving in to the demands, maybe we all should claim more rights. I personally want the right to prescribe my own medication, because my back is KILLING me. The fact that it would be illegal and I haven't taken the required steps to earn the right to prescribe medication is apparently now just a mere technicality to be overcome by a few years of persistantly breaking the law and a protest or two.
Come to think of it, there are a lot of privledges I'd like to have the "right" to have, so maybe I should just start ignoring laws now. Because the sooner I start ignoring laws, the sooner congress will give me amnesty.