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Post by: Maverick on May 29, 2006, 01:16:39 PM
Do you know what happened this week back in 1850 in California?

California became a state.
The State had no electricity.
The State had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
And there were gunfights in the streets.

So basically, it was just like California today except the women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands.
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Post by: Meatwad on May 29, 2006, 01:27:25 PM
:rofl
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Post by: beet1e on May 29, 2006, 03:14:39 PM
:rofl
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Post by: ramzey on May 29, 2006, 03:17:23 PM
if you dont like it , dont come
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Post by: texace on May 29, 2006, 06:08:24 PM
And I'm movin' out there... o.O

:D
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Post by: Curval on May 29, 2006, 06:35:10 PM
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Originally posted by ramzey
if you dont like it , dont come


lol

Ramsey..clearly you have been there too long.  Hell, you are beginning to sound like Jackal...maybe you should move to the huge frikken state of Texas?
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Post by: beet1e on May 30, 2006, 02:37:04 AM
See Rule #2,#5
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Post by: Saintaw on May 30, 2006, 07:04:05 AM
See Rule #4
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Post by: ramzey on May 30, 2006, 07:29:42 PM
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Originally posted by beet1e
See Rule #2,#5


Sir, how come i have not see any of your post not edited lately by Skuzzy?:D
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Post by: rpm on May 30, 2006, 07:32:03 PM
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Originally posted by Curval
...maybe you should move to the huge frikken state of Texas?
In case you missed the earlier thread, it's getting frikken crowded here.
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Post by: LePaul on May 30, 2006, 07:37:46 PM
One good rumbler and the folks in Arizona get beachfront property!

To quote Bill Cosby "Noah....how long can you tread water?"  :cool:
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Post by: Debonair on May 30, 2006, 09:52:28 PM
Lex Luthor plays AH!:noid :noid :noid
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Post by: AWMac on May 30, 2006, 09:54:28 PM
So did Tommy Chong... and yer point?


Mac
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Post by: beet1e on May 31, 2006, 03:50:31 AM
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Originally posted by ramzey
Sir, how come i have not see any of your post not edited lately by Skuzzy?:D
LOL - All I have to say is "oil change", and zzzzzzzzzzapppp!!!
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Post by: Jackal1 on May 31, 2006, 07:06:45 AM
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Originally posted by Curval
lol

 Hell, you are beginning to sound like Jackal...maybe you should move to the huge frikken state of Texas?



The huge frikkenness is just ONE of the perks of living in the Great State Of Texas. :D
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Post by: Jackal1 on May 31, 2006, 07:09:09 AM
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Originally posted by beet1e
LOL - All I have to say is "oil change", and zzzzzzzzzzapppp!!!


Practice this line Beet........." I don`t do my own OIL CHANGES."
(be sure to put emphasis on last two words)  :rofl
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Post by: Edbert1 on May 31, 2006, 07:20:56 AM
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Originally posted by Curval
...maybe you should move to the huge frikken state of Texas?

Noooooooo...we're full...no vacancy!
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Post by: beet1e on May 31, 2006, 07:26:41 PM
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Originally posted by Jackal1
Practice this line Beet........." I don`t do my own OIL CHANGES."
(be sure to put emphasis on last two words)  :rofl
Dunno Jack - I've done ~12000 miles in my car, and still it says "service in 5500 miles". That will make a 17500 mile interval from new. I'll take it in at that time, and they'll service it. Servicing also means oil change. We're not into "jiffy-lube" here - sounds so proletarian, in a sort of white-van-man sense!

As for the ~18000 mile service interval, dunno about that either. Funnily enough, the car's makers suggest that interval - but what do they know. They just designed and created the car. In your book, they "know nothing" about the car!
:rofl