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Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: Spit Fire on March 28, 2001, 01:07:00 PM
Why does AcesHigh have all those Nazi! planes and not the plane that won the war ?

WHY DOESN'T IT HAVE THE SPITFIRE I ?

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Post by: AKDejaVu on March 28, 2001, 01:10:00 PM
It is based on HTC's deep-seeded desire to refuse to accomodate anyone silly enough to name themselves after their favorite plane.

What bad luck!

AKDejaVu
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Post by: Spit Fire on March 28, 2001, 01:13:00 PM
WHY DON'T You SHUT UP ALREADY ?!!!

WHAT IS AK ? AVTOMAT KALASHNIKOVA ? AK47 ?

YOU ARE ALL BUNCH OF LAMERS !
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Post by: Toad on March 28, 2001, 01:20:00 PM
I give him a 9.9!

Such an incredibly smooth entry into the BBS pool with barely a splash or ripple... and in only 2 posts!

AND THAT USE OF CAPS! WOW! CLASSIC! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Gotta admire a dive like that one. Everybody else head for the showers...the gold medal has been won.

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Post by: Ripsnort on March 28, 2001, 01:21:00 PM
 (http://Ripsnort60.tripod.com/headupass.jpg)

Sorry Pyro, couldn't resist!~

<Rip mumbles "Private Schooling, thats what my boys are going to get, private schooling.">
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Post by: easymo on March 28, 2001, 01:23:00 PM
  OK keep the 1.04 FM, but give us some real engine management.
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Post by: Spit Fire on March 28, 2001, 01:24:00 PM
OK, seriously guys, the SPITFIRE I should be here !! If we have the Nazi planes like Arado that existed only in prototypes, WHY NOT SPITFIRE I ?!

It won the Battle Of Britain and it won the war after it. We MUST have it !

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Post by: Toad on March 28, 2001, 01:28:00 PM
But seriously Spit Fire...

This game is not that old. It did not burst on to the scene with complete and total availability of every single proto and production type that flew in WW2.


For their own reasons, HTC started with a later planeset. Every release sees more aircraft added. Perhaps someday they will have done them all. I hope the game and I last long enough to see that.

In the meantime, I just play and enjoy myself.

Know what? It just keeps getting better with every release.

So, take a deep breath and.........play.

Enjoy.
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Post by: AKSeaWulfe on March 28, 2001, 01:41:00 PM
He's really going to piss off the Luftwieners.

Oh and here's some more fuel... AMERICA WON THE WAR AND SAVED BRITAIN'S ASS!!!!! (http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/net5/nut.gif)  

hehehehehe (http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/net6/moon.gif) <runs out the back door>
-SW
Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: Spit Fire on March 28, 2001, 01:42:00 PM
Easy for you to say !!! You fly your OPORTUNIST plane and yet tell me to wait - if there had been no Spitfires, US planes would have no airfields to take off from.
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Post by: AKDejaVu on March 28, 2001, 01:47:00 PM
 
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if there had been no Spitfires, US planes would have no airfields to take off from.

Sure there would have been.  They woulda just been in the states and we wouldn't have lost our citizens in a European war.

I have to say, your trolling skills are excellent.  You have had practice in another forum... I can tell.

I have to disagree with Toad, however.  I would have to only give you a 9.7.  Sure you have used caps judiciously, but you haven't combined them with lower case letters to form uNATurAL combinations.  Also, you spelling isn't half bad.  That's an extra .2 deduction.

AKDejaVu
Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: Sandman_SBM on March 28, 2001, 01:48:00 PM
Gentlemen, and ladies...

Spit Fire has entered the building.
Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: Ripsnort on March 28, 2001, 01:56:00 PM
Spit, you are incorrect, it was the Hurricane that saved Britain in the BoB, however, the sleek-looking Spitfire stole all the glory.
Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: Sturm on March 28, 2001, 02:00:00 PM
Also, youspelling isn't half bad. That's an extra .2 deduction.
AKSeaWulfe has spoken  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)  

I really don't care what planes are added, I just want to see the 410, plain and simple.  




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Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: AKSeaWulfe on March 28, 2001, 02:14:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by Sturm:
Also, youspelling isn't half bad. That's an extra .2 deduction.
AKSeaWulfe has spoken    (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)  


That was Dejavu's grammar error. I'm always right.  (http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/net4/crazy.gif)  
-SW


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Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: Westy on March 28, 2001, 02:17:00 PM
 oh man  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)    peee yooo stink pooo!
Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: Dowding on March 28, 2001, 02:30:00 PM
%$£^ you AKSeawulfe. You want some fuel? I'll give you some fuel.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

We all know it was the Nazis that saved Britain's arse. Their total ineptitude crossed with a severe (historical) sense of inferiority before the mighty British gifted us the war on a plate.

When have the German's won anything (bar football, of course)?

We have a saying in Britain:

"One World Cup and two world wars"

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Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: NHFoxtro on March 28, 2001, 02:32:00 PM
Rip, love the pic LOL LOL
Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: Karnak on March 28, 2001, 02:35:00 PM
Ack.  He's gonna give us legitimate RAFanatics a worse name than we already have.

Spit Fire,
Ripsnort is correct, the Hurricane is the fighter that won the BoB.  The Spitfire got the glory though.  The Spitfire is my favorite aircraft, but what is true, is, well, true.

What you want to be asking for is a Spitfire MkIa, unless you really want the 2 blade prop and 4 .303s of the MkI.

HTC is doing the mid-late war first, later on early war aircraft will be added.

I would recommend being a bit less confrontational.

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We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother

Bring the Spitfire F.MkXIVc to Aces High!!!

Sisu
-Karnak
Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: AKSeaWulfe on March 28, 2001, 02:38:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by Dowding:
%$£^ you AKSeawulfe. You want some fuel? I'll give you some fuel.    (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

We all know it was the Nazis that saved Britain's arse. Their total ineptitude crossed with a severe (historical) sense of inferiority before the mighty British gifted us the war on a plate.

Hmm.. true. I think the combination of the German high command being addicted to morphine and other forms of smack also won the war.

Of course, it was all because America threw their nutz over their shoulders and came charging into the jaws of hell to save Britain. You guys couldn't even make airplane engines that didn't cut out when inverted....   (http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/net3/rude.gif)  


Hehehe  (http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/net6/jump3.gif)  
-SW
ps: 'tis only a joke.


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Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: NHFoxtro on March 28, 2001, 02:38:00 PM
Also the BoB might have gone the other way, if Hitler didn't listen to Gering about stopping production on a German Aircrart Carrier.
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Post by: Sturm on March 28, 2001, 02:40:00 PM
Whats up with the new BBS smiley face stuff?  You download the new code for it?  And if so why don't you share it with us  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)

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Airfield Defense Squadron
Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: AKDejaVu on March 28, 2001, 02:42:00 PM
 
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Also, you spelling isn't half bad. That's an extra .2 deduction.
AKSeaWulfe has spoken

LOL! I had a friend in my office waiting to go to lunch as I haphazzardly typed this out.  I said "Just a sec, I'm writing a scathing post.. I don't want to mispell anything because it takes away from the effect" (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

I didn't really mispell anything.  I just used incorrect grammar (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

BTW.. may want to make sure you get the right person when you correct someone on their incorrectness (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

AKDejaVu
Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: AKSeaWulfe on March 28, 2001, 02:42:00 PM
Go here Sturm: http://www.smilecwm.com/ (http://www.smilecwm.com/)

I pull my stuff off the "Off the Net" pages on the left side a little down the page.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some things I need to attend to.... (http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/net5/readpb.gif)  
-SW
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Post by: Sturm on March 28, 2001, 02:45:00 PM
Deja, as I know it was a miniscual mistake on your part, seeing how I said the others name is a simple mistake as well.  All is forgiven though my .03 worth.

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JV44 Platzschutzstaffel
Airfield Defense Squadron
Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: AKDejaVu on March 28, 2001, 02:49:00 PM
Yes sturm, but this thread is all about shortcomings (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Err.. pointing out everyone elses.

I do believe, however, that we have lost sight of who really needs to be insulted in this thread: Karnak.  He has openly admitted to being a spit dweeb.

Karnak, dweeb-o-spit, you are hereby labeled.  Trying to bring diplomacy into a rant thread is as tollerable as any notion that people should be allowed to fly what they want without being called names.  Shame on you.   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

AKDejaVu

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Post by: Vermillion on March 28, 2001, 02:49:00 PM
Jeez guys take the hooks outta your mouths, I'm sure it hurts like hell.

Not only was it an obvious troll, he even gave himself away, as to which "interest" group on this BBS he really belongs too.

 
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Easy for you to say !!! You fly your OPORTUNIST plane and yet tell me to wait - if there had been no Spitfires, US planes would have no airfields to take off from. Verms Note: thats my bolding

Now, how many real Nancy boy RAF types use the word "OPORTUNIST plane" ?  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)

Just another troll brought to you by your favorite leather wearing neighborhood Luftwobble type  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)


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**MOL**, Men of Leisure
Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: Spit Fire on March 28, 2001, 02:54:00 PM
Spitfire I is the best Spitfire. AcesHi has the Mark IX and V, but Mark I outturns them all. I used to beat all of them in EAW at the zone.

Yes, the engine has a cutoff, but when later Roll Royce Sabre was added it waas solved. And the engine had more than 1000 horsepower !!!
Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: AKSeaWulfe on March 28, 2001, 02:55:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by Vermillion:
Just another troll brought to you by your favorite leather wearing neighborhood Luftwobble type    (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)


Like this feller right here?:  (http://uglypeople.com/uglymen/up-images/up-men-00458.jpg)  

Hehehe.. don't look for too long.. you might go BLIND!!!!  (http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/net5/iiworry.gif)  
-SW



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Post by: Sturm on March 28, 2001, 02:58:00 PM
My duel ported hurst shifter nitrous bearing lawn mower had more then 1000 HP.  If only I added wings to it <sigh>  And I woke up from this dream.  Give him the Spit I will be waiting at the end of the runway as he takes off  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)  While were at the asking stage can we haev the boulton paul defiant as well?  Would fit in here perfectly for the guys that always have someone on their 6!!

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JV44 Platzschutzstaffel
Airfield Defense Squadron
Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: SOB on March 28, 2001, 03:35:00 PM
Damn SW, where'd you get the pic of StSanta's girlfriend???   (http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/cwm/heart-on.gif)  
Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: Saintaw on March 28, 2001, 04:14:00 PM
That's not Santa's girlfriend , it's Santa himself Sob! I knew he didn't stop yakkin' about his Gimp suit over Roger Wilco!

I do like the makeup though  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

 (http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/tweetz/bootyshake.gif)  
Saw
[Mass]
Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: Weave on March 28, 2001, 05:06:00 PM
Ok Spit Fire, listen carefully and I will assist you in your desires.

From the hanger, grab a spit V, when you get it on the runway, press your secondary weapon button and hold it down until all of your cannon rounds are expended.

Then go ahead and take off. You're now flying a Spit MK I for all intents and purposes.

Enjoy!
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Post by: Spit Fire on March 28, 2001, 05:45:00 PM
Weave, you THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, don't you ?!

Well, let me tell you one thing. I can beat you ANYTIME ANYPLACE in my Spitfire I ! That plane won the war, man !! GET REAL !
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Post by: funked on March 28, 2001, 05:48:00 PM
Thanks Spit Fire for the troll and thanks SW for the pic!
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Post by: Staga on March 28, 2001, 06:20:00 PM
Weave it looks like you're going to suffer a bitter end in front of .303's  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Post by: paintmaw on March 28, 2001, 06:23:00 PM
anywhere  anytime spitdweeb , I'll take you on spit9 to spit9 . Fly whats here or go back to your BOX sim
Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: AKSeaWulfe on March 28, 2001, 06:30:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by Spit Fire:
Weave, you THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, don't you ?!

He is funny.

 
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Originally posted by Spit Fire:
Well, let me tell you one thing. I can beat you ANYTIME ANYPLACE in my Spitfire I ! That plane won the war, man !! GET REAL !

Now now, you need to stop doing whatever drugs you're doing..  (http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/net5/bongsmi.gif)  they are frying you're brain. The only plane that won the war was the B17, the American's saved your British bellybutton with your bad teeth and horrid smelling breath.

The thing between the Germans and British, so-called the Battle of Britain, was nothing more than a prissy fight. It was the Americans that came over and showed you people how to do things right.

hehehehe  (http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/cwm/freak5.gif)  
-SW
ps: no offense to people that really ARE British.


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Post by: Fidd on March 28, 2001, 06:41:00 PM
P51 was powered by what? Designed where? Who originated the original design specification for it? Who made the crappy engine that powered its initial marques?

Hehehe. Fidd

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Originally posted by AKSeaWulfe: You guys couldn't even make airplane engines that didn't cut out when inverted....  
Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: AKSeaWulfe on March 28, 2001, 06:54:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by Fidd:
P51 was powered by what? Designed where? Who originated the original design specification for it? Who made the crappy engine that powered its initial marques?

Hehehe. Fidd

Ouch and I'm knocked down on the first hit. (http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/net6/shinner.gif)   Hehehe I was wondering how long it was gonna take someone to bring that up.  (http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/net3/wink2.gif)  

-SW
Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: texace on March 28, 2001, 06:57:00 PM
OK Spit, we'll do an all BBS vs YOU in the spit9, since your so good. Think, everyone on this BBS in spit9's against just YOU. If yer in the plane that "won the war" it shouldn't be a problem for you.

BTW, since I'm in the Marines, one phone call and I can get yer address!   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif) j/k

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Everything dead in 30 minutes or less or the next one's free.
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Post by: jato757 on March 28, 2001, 07:16:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by Spit Fire:
OK, seriously guys, the SPITFIRE I should be here !! If we have the Nazi planes like Arado that existed only in prototypes, WHY NOT SPITFIRE I ?!

It won the Battle Of Britain and it won the war after it. We MUST have it !

the Arado 234b-2 was not a prodotype, it was in kampfgeschwader 76 karstedt, 1945.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)  


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Title: WHY IS THIS ?!
Post by: Spit Fire on March 28, 2001, 08:03:00 PM
M8, I will not fight you in this simulator. I have witnessed too many cheaters here to trust you in duel.

YES, CHEATERS ! I have been outturned by Me109 when flying Spitfire MkV !! This was never possible and it is a documented fact.

Only when Luftwhafe introduced 190 the Germans fought it out. The 190 was the only plane that was close to Spitfire in maneouverability, but EVEN THE 190 CAN'T TURN WITH SPITFIRE !!

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Post by: wlfsbane on March 28, 2001, 08:27:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by Spit Fire:
YES, CHEATERS ! I have been outturned by Me109 when flying Spitfire MkV !! This was never possible and it is a documented fact.

Only when Luftwhafe introduced 190 the Germans fought it out. The 190 was the only plane that was close to Spitfire in maneouverability, but EVEN THE 190 CAN'T TURN WITH SPITFIRE !!

Hehehe, this guy is good!  He get's better the more posts he makes.  I hope none of you guys out there are wanting this to end, our friend Spit Fire has such an eloquent turn of phrase that his departure from this thread would be a real loss.  And his grasp of history and aircraft performance leaves me breathless.

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Post by: jato757 on March 28, 2001, 08:39:00 PM
all i can say is, this is a good sim and find a plane you like and get good in it, until u get your spit fire mk 1 but one thing u should realize, power = speed speed = advantage! in most cases, i have not out turned spit Vs and 9s but you can boom and zoom in a 109 very well, oh, one more thing, the 109 g2 turns very well, with the right pilot it can out turn a n1k2, under the right conditions and u cach the n1k2 pilot by suprize

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Post by: rosco- on March 28, 2001, 09:20:00 PM
  Actually it was the superior RAF Pilots "mainly the  polish ones"   that won the BOB. Sure the spit was a good plane but in the hands of the LW it wouldnt have been nearly as sucessfull.

 Aces high models higher octain fuel than the LW had in RL so I can understand how a 109 turning inside you would be confuseing but its all proper on the up and up and within game prameters. Of course I want the spitfire with the car wax  field mod that smothed the skin enough to reduce drag and give it an extra 20mph. Then you would have no problem with those pesky uber 109s. I also want the 8 cannon version. This is all histroicly correct info I got it from a book, "forget the name but I remember it was about WW2" I didnt get this info from Movies and off of tv, which as we all know, sometimes isnt true. I deal in facts.

 
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Post by: Bluedog on March 28, 2001, 09:50:00 PM
As a dedicated leather wearing, sweaty jock-strapped Luftwobble ( nothing like the obviously Brittish gent in Seawolf's post  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)I fly one of those horrible planes that have National Socialist leanings, those awefull bloody Nazi machines, goosestepping around on their tricycle gear and barking Heil some idiot out their exhaust stacks at every opertunity, cruising the skies looking for dedicated jewish aircraft with funny little hats..........theres no such thing as a 'Nazi aircraft' dolt, perhaps some of the men who flew them where Nazis, but I have yet to encounter a peice of machinery that has a political opinion.

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Yes, the engine has a cutoff, but when later Roll Royce Sabre was added it waas solved. And the engine had more than 1000 horsepower !!!

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And that cutout bit fixed by the Sabre??? what are you on? exactly how many Sabre engined Spitfires where made? for that matter, the Sabre was made by Napier, RR had bugger all to do with it.

Any 109 driver worth their salt can 'out-turn' a Spit by using roll in the vertical, especially if you roll right and the Spitdweeb tries to follow you....fair enough, in a flat out horizontal turnfight at stall speed, your Spit may just stand a chance, pretty much any other situation, if the 109 driver knows what he's doing, your Spitfire is gonna start spitting fire.....from it's ruptured, flaming fuel tank, conveniently positioned in the best possible spot to BBQ the pilot.

The Hurri won the BoB.....Weave IS a funny guy.....allmost EVERY fighter aircraft of WWII had over 1000hp engines...opertunists fly Jugs, Lightnings or Runstangs....and it was fuel injection that fixed the inverted cutout caused by carbureter aspiration.....RR Sabre....he he he.....dude, can I have some of whatever mind bending stuff you smoke please? sounds like wild gear  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)


<S> Blue
Kampfgeschwader 200


All Jewish, (true) Brittish people, and any who actually know a bit about both the various marques of Spitfire, and the politically non commited aircraft that they fought against, please do not take any offence at this post, it is intended entirely for toejamstirring twits that think because they can fly EAW with moderate success that anyone who can actually get a flight model like AH has work for them and know some basic ACM are cheaters.
Thanks   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)


Oh, BTW, two of my Great Uncles flew Spitfires in the Battle of Brittain, it is an awesome aircraft, and I have the utmost respect for the men who flew them. The Yanks are right, the BoB may have saved England from Operation Sealion....but it certainly didnt win the war, the B17, B24, B25,Lanc,Halifax,Boston,Wellington etc  (Bomber Command and the 8thAF) did that by pounding into dust Germany's ability to make weapons of war and the fuel required to run them.....along with the courage and tenacity of the thousands of Allied troops who actually fought it out with the Wermacht on the ground.

Nice troll, you would make a good Gustav pilot  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)



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Post by: newguy on March 28, 2001, 10:34:00 PM
Maybe I'm being to serious for this thread, but I'm of the opinion that the Ruskies are the ones that won the war for us. Mebe not in their air power, but in manpower. Sorry for getting serious. Now back to your regularly scheduled troll  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Post by: mrfish on March 28, 2001, 11:07:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by Spit Fire:

WHY DOESN'T IT HAVE THE SPITFIRE I ?

because htc would need a 109e to shoot it down spit-nance
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Post by: Pepe on March 29, 2001, 02:02:00 AM
Wasn't 1.944 the peak of German War Industrial Production? That puts a big question mark wether Buff Strat force won the war.

The war was won by terrestrial warfare and occupation of land. No doubt Strategic Bombing helped, but (and this is a personal opinion) given the results in terms of industrial output, the main contribution of the 8th AF to the end of the war was the killing of German interdictors.

OTOH, should UK lose the war, that would give Nazis a HUGE relief. First, would make U.S. entrance in the war blurry, second, would put the Lend&Lease in a doubtful position, third, would eliminate the 2 front war and free resources for Hitler to use in Barbarossa.....U.K. won the war?...possibly not, certainly not, but U.S. won it alone? ....

As newguy says, sorry for ruining such a fantastic troll...   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Pepe
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Post by: Nath-BDP on March 29, 2001, 02:30:00 AM
Germany produced 21,000 single engine (Fw 190s and Me 109s) fighters in 1944 alone, the highest single year fighter production rate of the Third Reich.

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"He just slapped me around like a yard dawg. First time Ive ever been shut out in a ladder, here or WB's. Tha Bastige!" -hblair
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Post by: -lynx- on March 29, 2001, 03:05:00 AM
 
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....and it was fuel injection that fixed the inverted cutout caused by carbureter aspiration.....
It wasn't - Germans pioneered the use of fuel injection in combat planes. It was as far as I recall a penny-sized washer placed in a carb that sorted the cut-out in Spits' motor (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Post by: MANDOBLE on March 29, 2001, 03:19:00 AM
IMO, BOB was won by three main factors:
First and most important, extremely short range of german fighters.
Second, Radar.
Third, spies and inteligence service. And this includes the alteration of german radio signals to keep his the bombers in the correct bearing, making them to fail the targets over'n over with deviations of up to 100 km.

Without any of those factors the british hadn't have any chance. You can review the RAF results in the german advance over France and extrapolate.

And yep, in certain circunstances the 109F and G2 can outturn the nikkis, and even the spits. Obviously not at almost stall speeds.
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Post by: Nash on March 29, 2001, 03:39:00 AM
SPIT FIRE'S A CHICK!!

 (http://www.intergate.ca/personal/cwharton/sbm/fish.jpg)  
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Post by: Dawvgrid on March 29, 2001, 04:31:00 AM
Hey spitty where did go,,,I miis you,,,especially here at work,your topics were so intertaining,and made it all more digestible,,,,,,,,,,,,,ohh please answer:::
I THINK THE EMIL COULDT BEAT THE SPIT 1,
WITH BOTH ITS WING TIED ON ITS BACK.
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Post by: Kirin on March 29, 2001, 05:01:00 AM
Emil??!! Who said Emil? Oh, please gimme the Emil!!!

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Post by: pzvg on March 29, 2001, 05:32:00 AM
<pzvg swims up,sniffs bait,smiles>
I could beat your sorry bellybutton in a Bf110c without a tail gunner ya panty-waisted,cryin-in-ur-milk-cuz-I-wanna-be-a-troll-master-wuss
<pzvg grabs hook and drags troll into the depths to feed at leisure>
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Post by: Ripsnort on March 29, 2001, 08:12:00 AM
 
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Originally posted by SOB:
Damn SW, where'd you get the pic of StSanta's girlfriend???    

SPEWING AGAIN ALL OVER MONITOR!! (SAAOM)

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Post by: lazs on March 29, 2001, 08:36:00 AM
Well... if there were an option on the spit 5 to pull a couple of plug wires, screw up the floats in the carb and remove the cannon... Would you do it?   If you did you would have a Spit one.   It would be fine to be virtually unarmed and slow if all the other planes you faced were (BOB) but not in the current arena.  I think a manly plane like a Hog Hellcat or P47 could just ignore a Spit one shooting at em.
lazs
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Post by: Eagler on March 29, 2001, 08:43:00 AM
 
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Originally posted by Ripsnort:
Spit, you are incorrect, it was the Hurricane that saved Britain in the BoB, however, the sleek-looking Spitfire stole all the glory.

I do believe it was Hermann Göring's stupidity that lost BOB for Germany more than any one Britian plane won it for GB.

Eagler

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Post by: janneh on March 29, 2001, 09:13:00 AM
And the very first time the mighty spitfeuer fired its guns in anger, two hurricanes were downed  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)
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Post by: Spit Fire on March 29, 2001, 09:27:00 AM
You DON'T GIVE IT A REST, NOW DO YOU. YOU WORMS !

no WONDER you are SCARED of SPITFIRE I !!
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Post by: Staga on March 29, 2001, 09:37:00 AM
Sad but so tru Janneh....

(btw is it you Nath?)
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Post by: Ripsnort on March 29, 2001, 09:45:00 AM
 
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Originally posted by Spit Fire:
You DON'T GIVE IT A REST, NOW DO YOU. YOU WORMS !

no WONDER you are SCARED of SPITFIRE I !!

I wouldn't say scared, I would say that myself, I 'respect' the Spitfire and its potential, then go out of my way to exploit its weaknesses.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

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Post by: Eagler on March 29, 2001, 09:47:00 AM
 
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Originally posted by Spit Fire:
You DON'T GIVE IT A REST, NOW DO YOU. YOU WORMS !

no WONDER you are SCARED of SPITFIRE I !!

this kid is funny  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) Hope you don't fly rooks as I will not be able to kill you.

Eagler
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Post by: Saintaw on March 29, 2001, 11:01:00 AM
Aw well, we needed a Good troll, BBS been boring lately...
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Post by: sling322 on March 29, 2001, 11:19:00 AM
 
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Originally posted by Nash:
SPIT FIRE'S A CHICK!!

  (http://www.intergate.ca/personal/cwharton/sbm/fish.jpg)  

Wow....I would go fishin' with her anyday!!   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

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Post by: paintmaw on March 29, 2001, 12:59:00 PM
Hurrican shot down more nme than any spit
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Post by: AKSeaWulfe on March 29, 2001, 01:03:00 PM
Ohhhh Spit Fire, where are you???? (http://www.mysmilies.com/s/otn/funny/1poke.gif)  

Don't leave us Spit Fire, we need your ignorant babble to have fun!!! (http://www.mysmilies.com/s/otn/funny/Freak_anim.gif)  
-SW
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Post by: StSanta on March 29, 2001, 04:43:00 PM
I think I look pretty good in that pic.

Maybe should have worn less, though.

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Post by: AKSeaWulfe on March 29, 2001, 04:51:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by StSanta:
I think I look pretty good in that pic.

Maybe should have worn less, though.


Ughhhhhh...<shudder>
-SW
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Post by: LD on March 29, 2001, 05:14:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by Nash:
SPIT FIRE'S A CHICK!!
 

  Or.. possibly a fish?

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Post by: Moose11 on March 29, 2001, 10:09:00 PM
Hey Nancydweebfire

 (http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/cwm/read.gif)  

Read another book on the war.

That'll bring your total to one, which will make you an expert on WWII.

And stop crying like a little boy  (http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/cwm/crying.gif)  just because a 109 shot your beloved dweebfire down.

:-P Come get me, nancy boy!

:runs to his 109, which is idling in the H2H arena:


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Post by: janneh on March 29, 2001, 10:57:00 PM
paintmaw wrote:
"Hurrican shot down more nme than any spit"

True, but spitfire shot down more hurricanes than hurricane spitfires
  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

okokok, I'm gone...


oh and ps Spit Fire, I'd think twice before dueling with Moose... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

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Post by: Dawvgrid on March 30, 2001, 06:10:00 AM
hi

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Post by: Spit Fire on March 30, 2001, 06:57:00 AM
You LAMERS !!#$

I have new favorite plane. It is tEmPEsT !

I can kill you all ! tEmPEsT RuLeZZZZ !
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Post by: pzvg on March 30, 2001, 07:14:00 AM
eeeew Digital ebonics  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)
Ok dweeb, you can go now, you've definitely made it into the list for the "putzpuller" award of 2001, Go ask your mother to give ya a cookie

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Post by: Spit Fire on March 30, 2001, 07:40:00 AM
yOU lAMER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN SHOOT YOU DOWN - COME IN h2h PRACTICE ANYTIME, BABY, ANYTIME !!

I HAVE MASTERED MOVES THAT WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN. I HAVE SHOT DOWN MANY PLANES IN h2h (XCEPT CHEATERS #$#").

COME FIND my tEmPEsT, THAT WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU WILL DO !
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Post by: AKDejaVu on March 30, 2001, 07:43:00 AM
 
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I have new favorite plane. It is tEmPEsT !

Bring it on.. I'll be in the MA most afternoons.  You do have enough perk points to fly this don't you?

Oh well, if you don't, I figure it shouldn't take you much more than a month to get enough.

AKDejaVu
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Post by: bigUC on March 30, 2001, 07:49:00 AM
LOLOLOL Spit Fire - u certainly live up to your name...  It's the most hilarious tread I ever have read on this BBS.  Remember: Your mama is gonna spank u for being foulmouthed - Messerschmidts rule - Defiant won the Battle of Britain - now go and post some more  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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BigUC
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Post by: Fury on March 30, 2001, 10:24:00 AM
This was a great read, thanks for the laughs.

Fury
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Post by: Revvin on March 30, 2001, 10:30:00 AM
Hi MG!
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Post by: AKSeaWulfe on March 30, 2001, 01:16:00 PM
In case you haven't realised Spit Fire, YOU are the joke... we are only laughing AT you.  (http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/net4/thefinger.gif)  
Do you even know what aircraft developer PRODUCED the Spitfire?
-SW
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Post by: Glunz on March 30, 2001, 01:41:00 PM
hehe

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Post by: Greese on March 30, 2001, 03:49:00 PM
I would have to say that the creative "smileys" and the pictures of you guys have been the highlight of my day.  Thank you all for making a slow work day go by with some entertainment.

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Post by: Staga on May 04, 2001, 04:17:00 PM
Bump
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Post by: Wlfgng on May 04, 2001, 04:36:00 PM
ROFLMAO

does anyone else get the idea that when you/me/anyone shoots down SpitFire that you'll be labeled a 'cheater' ?


HAHAHA
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Post by: Dangerous Game on May 04, 2001, 08:55:00 PM
I'M sorry I have to agree with Spit fire
that way when the Me's hang flaps and throw out gear so they don't drive right threw the MkI!
 I can slip in with My Spit5 and 6 them  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Post by: Olgzr3 on May 04, 2001, 09:29:00 PM
This may be off topic but..spitfire?? Never understood that name. American planes..mustang,lightning,thunderbolt!! What is spitfire? Hot drool? Good plane..goofy name.

Olgzr
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Post by: pzvg on May 05, 2001, 07:21:00 AM
Olgzr, Hehe Mustang,Lightning,Thunderbolt
Yep cool names.
FYI USAAC (US Army Air Corps) policy at the beginning of the war was to not give aircraft names, All the names we know and love were supplied by the British for the lend-lease aircraft they flew, We eventually
adopted the British names as standred.
All in all, The Brits have a good track record for giving things the right name, with the possible exception of calling the country the "United" Kingdom  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

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Post by: -Pirado- on May 05, 2001, 08:57:00 AM
Nice icon AKSeaWulfe, a bit violent   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Hey Spit Fire, look that!
 (http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/net4/thefinger.gif)

Go to bed dOoD...


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Pirado
9./JG54 "Grünherz"
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Messerschimitt Bf109 Forever!



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Post by: -tronski- on May 05, 2001, 10:24:00 AM
1. I can't believe I read the whole thing
2. The Anzacs, and the Canadians won the war

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 Tronsky

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Post by: stegor on May 05, 2001, 11:37:00 AM
Spit, better u change pusher..... that smoke isnt so good  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) :P




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4°Stormo CT "F.Baracca"
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Post by: AKDejaVu on May 05, 2001, 11:53:00 AM
 
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This may be off topic but..spitfire?? Never understood that name. American planes..mustang,lightning,thunderbolt!! What is spitfire? Hot drool? Good plane..goofy name.

I believe this name comes from a British tendancy towards naming fighting vehicles after mother-in-laws and wives.  Don't they have a destroyer actually called the "BattleAx"?

AKDejaVu
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Post by: RebootSequence on May 05, 2001, 12:25:00 PM
I've been playing a little of rowan's Battle of Britian game and I'm pretty confident we can duplicate most of the Spit I experience in AH with a little effort.  Since BoB is a british game, it must have accurate spitfire modelling so we'll just make that assumption before we start.
First step will be to make sure your AH framerate never exceeds 20 fps at any time.  If you have the bandwidth, downloading porn in the background is a safe bet, 56k users you will need to be more creative on this one.
Take a Spit V with 75% fuel load.  While still on the runway empty your cannons.  You won't need those.  Plan a course so you don't encounter enemies until you cross a body of water.
Now take off but never run above 2/3rds throttle (for wep) for cruising speed about 1/2 should do it.
As you get closer to your destination inform the other team you are flying a spit I and ask that only early model 109s running at 2/3rds throttle come up to fight you.
Pay close attention to the G meter.  Make sure to hit the E key on the keyboard whenever it goes negative.  This is cruicial to the Spit I experience so make sure not to forget in a heated dogfight.
Finally, when you do have that evil 109 lined up in your sites, be sure to shake the stick around furiously to simulate the difficulty of aiming in BoB before opening fire.
That should do it.  It will be just like BoB but in aces high.  Happy Spit I flying!

-sequence
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Post by: Seahawk on May 05, 2001, 02:30:00 PM
Why did you <punt> it anyway?? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)
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Post by: AKIron on May 05, 2001, 05:40:00 PM
I think it was Hitler's foolishness in attacking Russia that cost Germany the war more than any other factor. There were nearly as many casualties on the "Eastern Front" as the rest of the fronts combined.

Check out the numbers:
 http://www.geocities.com/Athens/5268/casualty.html (http://www.geocities.com/Athens/5268/casualty.html)
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Post by: Daff on May 05, 2001, 06:30:00 PM
"FYI USAAC (US Army Air Corps) policy at the beginning of the war was to not give aircraft names, All the names we know and love were supplied by the British for the lend-lease aircraft they flew"

Nope..the Thunderbolt was named by the president of Republic Aviation.

Daff

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Post by: NHMadmax on May 07, 2001, 08:29:00 PM
never lol so hard keep these coming i need a good laugh at the moment
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Post by: Hammer Head on May 07, 2001, 08:32:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by RebootSequence:
I've been playing a little of rowan's Battle of Britian

Is this game any good?

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Post by: Seahawk on May 08, 2001, 10:21:00 AM
btw.......noone won the war, BUT noone fighted  more then Russia did.......USA intercept the war only in late-mid/late stage of europe......whilst Russia was fighting the germans from the biggining to the end.


Seahawk

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Post by: hazed- on May 08, 2001, 10:37:00 AM
SEAWULFE that picture is the most worrying thing ive seen since watching the last american president getting elected!

Dont you worry that tomorrow you could be killed by a bus or something? Just think your closest family members will look through your computer searching for some lost memory to hold onto and they find THAT picture!! lol

that as one of the funniest pictures ive ever seen  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)

usually i get pissed off at all this luftwaffe crap but well...i had to laugh  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

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Post by: Dowding on May 08, 2001, 12:01:00 PM
 
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btw.......noone won the war, BUT noone fighted more then Russia did.......USA intercept the war only in late-mid/late stage of europe......whilst Russia was fighting the germans from the biggining to the end.

Eh?

Britain not only initiated WW2 by declaring war on Germany, but fought for 2 years before the USSR got involved.

So if anyone fought the 'most' against the Germans, it was probably the British.

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Post by: Staga on May 08, 2001, 12:38:00 PM
And what was the country Russia invaded -39?

Edit:
<-- small tip  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

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