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Title: A day in the life of Mr. USA
Post by: Mighty1 on May 10, 2001, 10:44:00 AM

<Mr. USA><Yawn> Time to go to work at the U.N.! Dumm dee doo dum de.

<opens door to U.N.> Hi guys whats ups?

<U.N. friends> Not much we are voting today on keeping you in the Human Rights Panel. Don't worry though the 14 of us will vote for you.

<Mr. USA> Great! Thanks guys.

<U.N. Chairperson> Ok it's time to vote on whether to keep Mr. USA on the Human Rights Panel. Show of hands.

<2 hands go up>

<Mr. USA> WHAT!? U.N. Friends I thought you were going to vote for me?

<U.N. friends> <FINGER>

<U.N. Chairperson>By the way you still owe us $582 million pay it by December or else.

<Mr. USA> <Shocked look on face>

<U.N. Chairperson> OK now we need to vote on whether to keep Mr. USA on the International Narcotics Control Board.
show of hands.

<U.N. Chairperson> HEHE looks like this isn't your day Mr. USA.

<Mr. USA> But But....

<U.N. ex-friends> HEHE Buh Bye!

<Mr. USA heads for the door shaking his head>

<U.N. Chairperson> OH! Mr. USA since you are only paying 22% of all U.N dues can you give us another $200 million for Aids research? Thanks! Leave the check on the counter on your way out.

Title: A day in the life of Mr. USA
Post by: Saintaw on May 10, 2001, 11:28:00 AM

I sense Mighty1 is trying to pass us a message... I PASS!

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Saw
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Title: A day in the life of Mr. USA
Post by: mrfish on May 10, 2001, 05:20:00 PM

a day in the life....

woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head......

never mind  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Title: A day in the life of Mr. USA
Post by: Toad on May 10, 2001, 05:58:00 PM

But hey, they replaced the Great Satan with the Sudanese Angels of Mercy!

A step forward there, right?
 http://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/africa/05/09/sudan.red.cross/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/africa/05/09/sudan.red.cross/index.html)

"A Danish pilot was killed Wednesday when the Red Cross plane he was flying came under fire in southern Sudan, the aid agency said."

I guess those red crosses make great targets.

Title: A day in the life of Mr. USA
Post by: Mighty1 on May 10, 2001, 09:59:00 PM

Made my way down stairs and had a cup.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Ok big question. Your manhood is at stake.

Are you singing like the Beatles or the Bee Gees?

Title: A day in the life of Mr. USA
Post by: blur on May 11, 2001, 07:08:00 AM

 

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Originally posted by Mighty1:

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<U.N. Chairperson> OH! Mr. USA since you are only paying 22% of all U.N dues can you give us another $200 million for Aids research? Thanks! Leave the check on the counter on your way out.

So, are you trying to say that might makes right?  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Title: A day in the life of Mr. USA
Post by: mrfish on May 11, 2001, 03:46:00 PM

 

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Originally posted by Mighty1:
Made my way down stairs and had a cup.   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Ok big question. Your manhood is at stake.

Are you singing like the Beatles or the Bee Gees?

if you lived closer i would challenge you to a duel just for asking - but since i live in s.f. i guess you are justified - the one and only rutles my friend.....    (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Title: A day in the life of Mr. USA
Post by: Jack55 on May 11, 2001, 06:27:00 PM

Unleash the Chogs!

Title: A day in the life of Mr. USA
Post by: paintmaw on May 12, 2001, 02:38:00 AM

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