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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: StSanta on February 08, 2001, 11:57:00 AM
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Our foreign minister said
"it's clear that we cannot stand around applauding the records of that man".
They got really pissed, the Israeli's saying it shows a lack of respect for their democracy.
Let's have a war.
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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"
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Santa, I don't think you want a war with those guys. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
They'd thinly slice your little Danish butts and serve it back to you in a creamy mustard sauce.
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LOL TOAD! and how are they supposed to get there? Do you really think anyone in Europe would grant airspace privileges to bomb laden Israli aircraft?
Besides.. its nothing half of our government hasn't said already. We're just smart enough to keep it out of official memos (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
AKDejaVu
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Hey Santa - are you wanting to learn English or American slang?
Pissed in American slang means annoyed.
Pissed in British slang means drunk.
Pissed off in British slang means annoyed.
So your title suggests that a guy called Israel urinated in the direction of a guy called Denmark.
I guess that isn't that far away from the truth, given Israel's reaction. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
<Lesson over>
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LOL TOAD! and how are they supposed to get there?
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Let me be the FIRST to offer the services of the USS Abraham Lincoln and her battle group.
I think we can arrange something with the IDF (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Yeager
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Man the logistics for a war between Denmark and Israel...
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"it's clear that we cannot stand around applauding the records of that man".
They got really pissed, the Israeli's saying it shows a lack of respect for their democracy.
So does this mean Denmark will no longer be supplying financial/military aid to Israel, or Israel will no longer be supplying financial/military aid to Denmark?
Or.. does it really hold no relevance in the current scheme of world politics.
AKDejaVu
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Actually it was a simple observation on the relative combat power and combat experience of each nation.
It was not intended as a "who's right/who's wrong" political commentary, nor a feasibility study on how to invade either Denmark or Israel by either side.
I thank you.
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You people don't really belive there is a place called Denmark, do you? It was just a literary invention, of William Shakespeare, to use as a backdrop for Hamlet. When have you ever heard of a Dane doing anything? Denmark is like Dr. Suss,s Whoville.
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They make good sausages in Denmark (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Pastries, Staga, pastries.
StSanta you guys ought to do well in this one with that new CV I sold you!
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Originally posted by Toad:
Santa, I don't think you want a war with those guys. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
They'd thinly slice your little Danish butts...
They would probably slit their own throats first. After what danes did during WWII to save their and other jews from Hitler, danes are regarded as saints by many in Israel and around the world.
With all due respect, it was not a smart thing to say on the foreing minister part, though. Israel is a democratic state with actively participating population. They know everything about their choice and if they do elect him, they have their reasons. So criticising him is criticizing them too. My friend lives in Kiryat-Shmona over ten years and there was hardly a week in all that period when that town was not shelled at least once. There is a war going on there for over 50 years - many do not realise that. It may be difficult for an outsider to make a reasonable judgement about the situation.
Of course he has every right to criticize israelis or whoever he wants. Did he say anything about us electing Clinton? That would have been deserved! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
miko
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That and Denmark is not surrounded by hostile nations.
Heck, I think that Israel did quite well in the Gulf War, I wouldnt have thought twice to nuke Iraq the moment the first scud fell. Matter of fact, Israel DID prepare to launch its nukes at one point. Too bad the UN intervened on behalf of all that poor oil that may have been lost. *sigh*
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Easymo is on to something!
StSanta, have you ever eaten green eggs and ham?
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Uh. no. Sliced Dane butt in creamy mustard sauce is treif.
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HASH ,, Denmark has good HASH !!!
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Easymo is a darn genius! I bow to you, sir!
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LOL guys (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif).
Well, I think our minister is entitled to speak his mind - he is an individual after all. And his views reflect the general mood in Denmark.
The last foreign minister made some comments about Haiden, too. I don't think it's disrespecting a democracy to say that the records of someone aren't to be applauded. Certainly, this would mean that me calling Clinton an idiot would be disrespecting the American democracy. It's just a comment on the track record of a given individual, not an attack on him or a democracy. Your mileage may vary however.
We'd kick the Israeli's tulips thanks to the CV sold by Funked to the United Socialist Front Of Denmark.
And Denmark is just the name we use as a front. EAC is here.
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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"
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Originally posted by Dowding:
Hey Santa - are you wanting to learn English or American slang?
Pissed in American slang means annoyed.
Pissed in British slang means drunk.
Pissed off in British slang means annoyed.
So your title suggests that a guy called Israel urinated in the direction of a guy called Denmark.
I guess that isn't that far away from the truth, given Israel's reaction. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
<Lesson over>
yep all landed in mediterranea as in the film a "piss too far" (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Hey Dowding, lemme hear you talk Swedish. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Or Danish? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
You can't?
Oh. Must mean you're one ignorant SOB (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Then perhaps you'll understand when someone who has English as his THIRD laguage makes the occasional mistake. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
And, Nelson sucked. He did get lucky, and admitted so himself.
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ze pig-Deutsche doez not count az a 3rd language.
[This message has been edited by Nath-BDP (edited 02-09-2001).]
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"HASH ,, Denmark has good HASH !!!"
I wonder how much weed you could pack into a gutted joystick... more than enough to justify the shipping......hmmmmmm...throw a little coffie grounds and bannana in there to thow off the dogs.....<drifts away>
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LOL Nath (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
My Pig Deutch sat ist mein fourz language!
First Danish, then Swedish, followed by English and Pig Deutch.
Gonna learn Dutch soon because it is the coolest sounding language on this planet. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
And yah, hash is cheap and good here. I hear. *I* wouldn't know (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"
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StSanta, if you are not enjoying the liberty you have with mind altering substances properly I will personally come up their buy you a bong AND BEAT YOU WITH IT! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Santa, it wasn't a dig - I was just wondering which form of English you want to use.
Nevermind.
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I speak a little whoish. Sam I am.
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Dowding you communistic piece of distended rectum filth!
You were trying to make up for your Brit inadequacy - I can tell!
You're just jealous of us because we basically kicked your butts a thousand years ago.
Think about it - my great great great great great great great grandfather probably was on one of the raiding parties, and might well have shagged your great great great great great great grandmother.
We're FAMILY!.
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TheWobble, look at my posts and determine for yourself whether I am taking advantage of the things this nation has to offer (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"
[This message has been edited by StSanta (edited 02-09-2001).]
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Santa,
Dowding told me that the story in his family is that your great-great tried but couldn't get it up!
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Toad, wouldn't happen. We have funky fungus back then that took care of that.
I mean, it's natural that we had that; considering the ugly Brit women we had to shag (shagging IS required when you pillage and plunder).
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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"