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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: WhiteHawk on June 03, 2006, 09:35:39 AM
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I work with a guy who has to be be the champion Bulls Hitters of all time. He claims to have chased bigfoot in his 4 wheeler, cornered him against a bluff, jumped out of his truck and beat him over the head with a baseball bat. He got scared when the bat broke and decided to call off the attack as the sasquatch refused to give up his consciesness despite the crushed skull and gushing blood. Besides it was getting dark and he didnt think he could take more than 2 or 3 of them if they decided to come after him under cover of darkness. The guy told this to a group of 4 or 5 of us with a straight face. Can anybody top this dude?
I got more from him also. Theres the UFO ride, the monkey eating the old lady, the hillbilly who wanted his butt filled with a grease gun, and more. This guy is remarkable.:rofl :lol . :huh
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Does he call himself "Voss"?
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just tell your co-worker he's full of bs and to keep the fries coming ...
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http://www.flyaceshigh.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=179099
:noid
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Fight fire with fire, like the Dilbert character "Topper".
He claims to have climbed a mountain? Say you climbed that one AND took a private submarine to the same depth under the ocean the next day. He says he saw bigfoot? Claim to have worked on the genetic research project that created bigfoot. Did he think bigfoot was a wimp? He should see the chamelion version that never got out of the lab.
UFO ride? You wish you could tell him about the UFO you hijacked and gave to the military, but you're still under contract for... well, *look around furtively* can't go into that here.
The less likely, the better especially if it's just a slightly cooler variant on whatever it is he claimed to have done.
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Originally posted by Eagler
just tell your co-worker he's full of bs and to keep the fries coming ...
He should be a bit more subtile about it.
Buy him a DVD of 'The Secret Life of Walter Mitty'.
http://www.answers.com/topic/the-secret-life-of-walter-mitty
That should get his attention.
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He just sounds like he figures he has a bunch of yokels that actually believe him. Just call BS on him & he'll either get defensive or say he was just shucking you. If he gets defensive he actually has problems & you should be very wary of someone that emotionally unstable.
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Lying like this is a sign of mental illness. Usually narcisistic personality disorder. Do you really want to make an insaneo mad?
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Write a book of his stories and never credit him.:aok
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I once found myself surrounded in a dark ally by 30 pissed off gangbangers all armed to the teeth with Guns, knives, Chains, Baseball bats and an assortment of other weapons.
Anyone wanna know what happend?
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You pulled out your handheld Bat Signal and were saved by the Caped Crusader himself?
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nope.
guess again
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People believe anything. I'm sure he gets all the attention he's trying for.
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
I once found myself surrounded in a dark ally by 30 pissed off gangbangers all armed to the teeth with Guns, knives, Chains, Baseball bats and an assortment of other weapons.
Anyone wanna know what happend?
You got a pretty mouth, whitebread...
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When I was in the Air Force there was this guy that told some of the wildest stories imaginable. The only thing we couldnt outright discredit was his claims to have driven race cars in Montana since he did have a racing licsense issued by the State of Montana.
One of his stories involved his days as a high school football player. Supposedly he was the fullback on his team. Keep in mind this guy was about 5' 9" or so and wieghed around 140 - 150lbs. In the state championship game he supposedly broke not one but BOTH collarbones and on the final play of the game his coach asked him to go back in and he catches a pass out of the backfield for a touchdown......:rofl
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Originally posted by Urchin
You got a pretty mouth, whitebread...
Nope.
They Killed me of course;)
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I once shot fester down in his 262.
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Originally posted by Brenjen
He just sounds like he figures he has a bunch of yokels that actually believe him. Just call BS on him & he'll either get defensive or say he was just shucking you. If he gets defensive he actually has problems & you should be very wary of someone that emotionally unstable.
No way. His stories are so incredible we actually have a blast belly laughing at him after he leaves the room. We act as if we believe him in order to get another story in a couple of months. Another story of his, the shortened version, ...he shot a deer with his last arrow and wounded it, the deer was trying to gallup away so he rips off his boots and chases it down, gets it in a headlock and slits its throat with his buck knife. It put up a hell of a fight, but finally collapsed. He broguht in some deer jerky to prove it.:lol
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Originally posted by WhiteHawk
No way. His stories are so incredible we actually have a blast belly laughing at him after he leaves the room. We act as if we believe him in order to get another story in a couple of months. Another story of his, the shortened version, ...he shot a deer with his last arrow and wounded it, the deer was trying to gallup away so he rips off his boots and chases it down, gets it in a headlock and slits its throat with his buck knife. It put up a hell of a fight, but finally collapsed. He broguht in some deer jerky to prove it.:lol
He is a precious gift, cherish him.....every hair on his head.
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I shot a deer one time; I thought I had hit it solid. I walk over to it & give it a look & it's still alive, I look to see where it's hit & it's only shot through the skin between the bone & the tendon on one of it's front legs!
I thought "Hmmm, this'll be cool when my partners see it"
And I decide to dispatch it with my SKS spike bayonet through the ear, just a quick brain scrambling & be done with it & save ammo.
HA, I screwed up.
I did it from in front of his legs instead of from behind him & he kicked the living **** out of me!:rofl
I'm jumping up & down trying to get behind his neck & everytime I come down I land right in his sharp, flailing hooves & get pasted some more. It took me about three hops to get behind him & when I did I pulled out the bayonet & shot him into hamburger.
I will never again do anything like that just so I can tell my friends "I killed a deer with a bayonet" My legs were black & blue for weeks.
Looking back on it now I can't help but smile, I would've looked great on video doing that...like the guy in the football pads trying to get an elk to attack him & ending up with a big whitetail buck boxing his ears.:o
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Heard a story of a guy who shot a big racked deer with hi snew $700 rifle. he put the rifle in the deers antlers after he propped up the head, went to take a picutre and the deer got up and ran off with the rifle never to be seen again.
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Once my girlfriend was kidnapped in Cairo, the kidnappers put her into a basket and took off down the street. I chased after them, must have been 20 blocks worth of ducking into alleys, running through bazaars, then the crowd opened up and I was staring at this big arab dude swinging a scimitar at me.
I took out my 45 and blew him away.
George Lucas bought the rights to my story.
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Once my girlfriend was kidnapped in Cairo, the kidnappers put her into a basket and took off down the street. I chased after them, must have been 20 blocks worth of ducking into alleys, running through bazaars, then the crowd opened up and I was staring at this big arab dude swinging a scimitar at me.
I took out my 45 and blew him away.
Good thing the monkey ate the 'bad dates' before you had a chance to.
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Then there was the time my mission was blown and the company thought I was a rogue agent. The only way to clear my name was to steal the NOC list from the CIA headquarters. Then I jumped from a helicopter onto the TGV inside a tunnel. That was a adreniline rush I can tell you.
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there i wuz, surrounded by bloodthirsty colonial savages; and myself with nothin but the elastic from me undies and...
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I used to work with a moron like that. The guy was in his late 40's and walked around with beads in his hair. He would tell some whoppers day after day. I finally called BS when he told me he was an old family friend of Ronald Reagan. The next day he brought in a photoshopped picture of him and Reagan. It was sad, he never backed down on his story.
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I was abducted by them there aliens .... they put me into there breeding program .. 25 females aday .. they brought me back when they found out i didnt have wheels on my house .
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Then there was the time my mission was blown and the company thought I was a rogue agent. The only way to clear my name was to steal the NOC list from the CIA headquarters. Then I jumped from a helicopter onto the TGV inside a tunnel. That was a adreniline rush I can tell you.
Believable... What's not believable is that you're actually 5'9'' without those 4 inch lifts you wear everywhere you go.
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LoL I have an old friend just like that..... In middle school he was so proud to be Canadian.....High school he was a proud Spainard.....now that he has "grown up" he is 100% sicillian...He's actually in the Mafia...He claims John Gotty came to the hospital when he was born to give him a blessing... His Mafia life literally follows every episode of the Sopranos....Remember when Tony got in that car accident last season with christophers rat ex girlfriend? Well my buddy ted claimed he got in a major accident on the high way in his Denali 2 days later...Flipped 16 times and walked away without a scratch....Funny enough I saw his old Denali that he claimed was kaput last week driving around...(same car...same stickers, scratches ect...).....Hmm what else
Ted has been the "new" lead singer of the band "hoobastank"......
Indoor Football League Quarterback....
NYPD detective....
Pro Wrestler...
Stock Broker...
Agent of Jeremy Shockey, Tom Brady and Tiki to name a few...
It just pisses me off thinking about him....He has been such a watermelon **** liar that I got to the point that I lost so much trust in him, that when I heard his mother was terminally ill with cancer I had my doubts....Evil I know, but he has been so bad that how could I not question it....
anyways, these people are weak pathetic individuals who have to lie to their best friends to make up for the fact that their life is going absolutely nowhere
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HAHAHA forgot to mention this....During democratic primarys leading up to the 04 Presidential election, ted claimed to be working for General Wesley Clarks campaign....To prove it he showed me a picture online of him in the general...I never laughed harder in my entire life!!!!!!! He shows me a picture of the general standing in this crowded room, and then points to a body and says its him....The "body" he points to is a stomache down..no head...LMAO, he swears by it
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Originally posted by Neubob
Believable... What's not believable is that you're actually 5'9'' without those 4 inch lifts you wear everywhere you go.
5'-9" with 4" lifts... but please don't tell Katie.
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You tried to bayonett a deer in the head? Thats sick.
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Originally posted by WhiteHawk
I work with a guy who has to be be the champion Bulls Hitters of all time. He claims to have chased bigfoot in his 4 wheeler, cornered him against a bluff, jumped out of his truck and beat him over the head with a baseball bat. He got scared when the bat broke and decided to call off the attack as the sasquatch refused to give up his consciesness despite the crushed skull and gushing blood. Besides it was getting dark and he didnt think he could take more than 2 or 3 of them if they decided to come after him under cover of darkness. The guy told this to a group of 4 or 5 of us with a straight face. Can anybody top this dude?
A Sasquatch can in no way be dispatched with a baseball bat. Fact!
The Sasquatch does not travel in groups as they are solitary animals unless its mating season. Fact!
The Yeti on the other hand, can be brought down with a swift Judo chop to the neck. Fact!
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All of these fables come from rank amateurs. You shoulda grown up with the uncles on my mother's side of the family, who have Cajun ancestry.
I'd tell you my life story, but it would utterly devastate all you sensitive types....and the world doesn't need any more psychoes and alcoholics.
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Originally posted by AquaShrimp
You tried to bayonett a deer in the head? Thats sick.
No I DID bayonet a whitetail buck in the head. And it wasn't sick to me, dead is dead & a stainless steel spike through the brains is as quick & painless as being shot in the chest I would think. Just don't do it from in front of the hooves.
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:rofl I call BS on you all, and i've scheduled an episode of Jerry Springer for us all.
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I wonder what ever happened to Mr. Black? He left the BB after the Monkey love episode.