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Title: Poor Mildred
Post by: Maverick on February 08, 2001, 10:39:00 PM

Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was  particularly despondent over the recent
death of her husband, Earl.  She decided that she would just kill herself and join  him in death.  Thinking that it would be best to get it over with  quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.  
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she
called her doctor's office to inquire as to just  exactly where the heart would be on a
woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left  breast."
 
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

Title: Poor Mildred
Post by: TheWobble on February 08, 2001, 10:46:00 PM

LOL!!!!

Title: Poor Mildred
Post by: Ripsnort on February 09, 2001, 08:29:00 AM

Hehehehe!