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Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: weaselsan on June 03, 2006, 06:45:20 PM
Blind date, New York City, early 80's. Five doubles of johnie Walker red, and five Bud chasers and she started to look pretty good. A Jarhead would have been flat on his behind by then.


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Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: Vulcan on June 03, 2006, 06:55:26 PM
Don't you mean thailors are thooperior?
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: SMIDSY on June 03, 2006, 06:59:11 PM
HOOYAH NAVY!! no matter what people say about the Navy, sailors can drink any man, woman, or child under the table.
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: lasersailor184 on June 03, 2006, 07:03:40 PM
The Penn State University Sailing Club / Team agrees with that statement.
Title: Re: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: Mr Big on June 03, 2006, 07:14:28 PM
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Originally posted by weaselsan
Blind date, New York City, early 80's. Five doubles of johnie Walker red, and five Bud chasers and she started to look pretty good. A Jarhead would have been flat on his behind by then.




By "blind date", do you mean literally blind? You both have superior glasses

Ah, the 80's ;)
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: DiabloTX on June 03, 2006, 07:20:44 PM
Hehe, I can call you "Boats" now.

Errr, Chief Boats I mean.
Title: Re: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: Dago on June 03, 2006, 08:25:49 PM
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Originally posted by weaselsan
Blind date, New York City, early 80's. Five doubles of johnie Walker red, and five Bud chasers and she started to look pretty good. A Jarhead would have been flat on his behind by then.


But how much did she have to drink to make the old guy look good?  :D
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: BlueJ1 on June 03, 2006, 08:31:20 PM
NAVY!!!!!   :aok
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: lasersailor184 on June 03, 2006, 08:46:56 PM
Don't worry  BlueJ, if your boat is half as good as they should be, you'll be ****ed up in no time with a higher tolerance for alcohol.
Title: Re: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: Sandman on June 03, 2006, 11:06:22 PM
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Originally posted by weaselsan

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Boatswain's Mate? With gold stripes even... I'm impressed. :)
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: DiabloTX on June 03, 2006, 11:12:09 PM
No NAM's so you KNOW he rode a desk chipping liquid paper off the Captains' reports.

Hehehehe
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: rpm on June 03, 2006, 11:14:43 PM
The question begs to be asked... Did you man the davits?
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: Dago on June 04, 2006, 12:25:18 AM
Dang but them Navy guys got long hair.   Square that head away Mister.
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: storch on June 04, 2006, 05:52:12 AM
bah, still a deckape :D
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: AWMac on June 04, 2006, 07:44:49 AM
Frikken Squids.... check out our Chief...BTW it's his Sister and he's hoping to get lucky.

 Ribbons are all phucked up...no GeDunk Ribbion and the Nam ribbon is in the wrong place....any Military man can see this.

 This clown is dressed up for a Christmas Party doubt he can even spell BOAT.

BTW

GO ARMY!  BEAT NAVY!!!!

My ol man did 28 years in the Navy, I did 20 years in the Army....

The guy in the Pic never served!

Mac
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: weaselsan on June 04, 2006, 08:28:22 AM
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
No NAM's so you KNOW he rode a desk chipping liquid paper off the Captains' reports.

Hehehehe


The top ribbon is the Vietnam service ribbon. I always wore it front and top.
I was there twice on Gearing class Destroyers. Total time was a little less than 2 years. Boatswain's don't pull desk duty. They can't read. I didn't need to learn until I retired.
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: Furball on June 04, 2006, 08:34:20 AM
did everyone have gigantic glasses in the 80's?
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: weaselsan on June 04, 2006, 08:35:54 AM
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Originally posted by AWMac
Frikken Squids.... check out our Chief...BTW it's his Sister and he's hoping to get lucky.

 Ribbons are all phucked up...no GeDunk Ribbion and the Nam ribbon is in the wrong place....any Military man can see this.

 This clown is dressed up for a Christmas Party doubt he can even spell BOAT.

BTW

GO ARMY!  BEAT NAVY!!!!

My ol man did 28 years in the Navy, I did 20 years in the Army....

The guy in the Pic never served!

Mac


Army? We have an Army? What the Hell would we do with an Army?
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: weaselsan on June 04, 2006, 08:38:32 AM
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Originally posted by Furball
did everyone have gigantic glasses in the 80's?


Yes...much better than the whoose granny glasses they have today.
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: DiabloTX on June 04, 2006, 01:13:32 PM
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Originally posted by weaselsan
The top ribbon is the Vietnam service ribbon. I always wore it front and top.
I was there twice on Gearing class Destroyers. Total time was a little less than 2 years. Boatswain's don't pull desk duty. They can't read. I didn't need to learn until I retired.


LMAO, almost sig material.

to you Chief.
Title: Re: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: Gunslinger on June 04, 2006, 02:53:18 PM
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Originally posted by weaselsan
A Jarhead would have been flat on his behind by then.
 


But said jarhead wouldn't have been out of uniform when he passed out!   :aok
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: Arlo on June 04, 2006, 04:05:04 PM
And said jarhead would have passed out and gone unlaid at attention .... etc .... etc.  :D
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: AlGorithm on June 05, 2006, 12:34:08 AM
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weaselsan wrote;
Blind date, New York City, early 80's. Five doubles of johnie Walker red, and five Bud chasers and she started to look pretty good. A Jarhead would have been flat on his behind by then.

True that, but only a CPO would wear dress blues on a date...;)

Take it from a corpsman, we got all the chicks. :t
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: Arlo on June 05, 2006, 12:44:20 AM
Gotta be a cheap camera, though. I swear the gold chief's jacket is velvet and the shirt seems to have a blue tint. ;)
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: RTR on June 05, 2006, 12:45:32 AM
Bahh..any Master Corporal or Sergeant in the Canadian Airforce would have polished off the bottle of Johnnie Walker, traded the 5 bud in on a 12 of real beer,  gave the chief a haircut, and run away with the girl.

And still live to tell about it.

You's guys gotta toughen up.

But...<> Weaslesan...always have a soft spot in my heart for a fellow military.  Unsung heroes all.

RTR
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: weaselsan on June 05, 2006, 07:50:17 AM
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Originally posted by Arlo
Gotta be a cheap camera, though. I swear the gold chief's jacket is velvet and the shirt seems to have a blue tint. ;)


Custom gabardine, made in Hong Kong. Lining is silk with multi colored dragons. Blue lights in night club. Remember disco?
Title: Re: Re: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: weaselsan on June 05, 2006, 07:53:57 AM
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
But said jarhead wouldn't have been out of uniform when he passed out!   :aok


LOL...Jarheads need to get out of uniform a little more often and lighten up a little.
Title: Re: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: Nilsen on June 05, 2006, 07:57:00 AM
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No need to proove what everyone knows.

Looks like someone here are suffering from illusions, but eating mud all day prolly does something to your mind. ;)
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: Arlo on June 05, 2006, 03:45:12 PM
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Originally posted by weaselsan
Custom gabardine, made in Hong Kong. Lining is silk with multi colored dragons. Blue lights in night club. Remember disco?


I managed to avoid disco, chief. :)
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: Angus on June 05, 2006, 06:30:07 PM
I raise the sailors with a jarhead from ...eeee...Finland ;)

Those can drink anything under the table, expect perhaps myself :D
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: Curval on June 05, 2006, 06:37:16 PM
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Originally posted by weaselsan
Yes...much better than the whoose granny glasses they have today.


I dunno man, Paris Hilton is bringing them big bad boys back "in" again.  All I see is big glasses these days.

I tease my wife mercilessly about a pair she must have had in college based upon the photos.  They looked dreadful on her poor girl.  Asian faces don't suit them at all.
Title: Proof that Sailors are superior...
Post by: weaselsan on June 05, 2006, 07:50:56 PM
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Originally posted by Curval
I dunno man, Paris Hilton is bringing them big bad boys back "in" again.  All I see is big glasses these days.

I tease my wife mercilessly about a pair she must have had in college based upon the photos.  They looked dreadful on her poor girl.  Asian faces don't suit them at all.


Japanese...some of the most beautiful women in the world, glasses or no glasses.