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Title: The Moral of this Story is...
Post by: Red Tail 444 on June 05, 2006, 10:51:15 AM
Don't test God? :aok



Lion Kills Man Who Climbed Into Cage at Ukrainian Zoo
Monday, June 05, 2006

KIEV, Ukraine  — A lion killed a man who climbed into its enclosure in the Ukrainian capital's zoo, police said Monday.

The lion attacked the 45-year-old Ukrainian late Sunday after he used a rope to climb down into an enclosure with four lions, said Kiev police spokesman Volodymyr Polishchuk.

He said the man, who was not identified, was acting aggressively and the lion seized him by the throat. The man, an ethnic Azerbaijani, died at the scene.

Ukrainian TV channel NTN broadcast interviews with witnesses who said the man told them that he wanted to test God, believing that God would not allow the lions to hurt him.

Zoo officials could not immediately be reached for comment.
Title: The Moral of this Story is...
Post by: Jackal1 on June 05, 2006, 11:10:34 AM
Ron White: "You can`t fix stupid."
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Post by: Ripsnort on June 05, 2006, 12:18:25 PM
More chlorine!
Title: The Moral of this Story is...
Post by: Airscrew on June 05, 2006, 12:53:16 PM
some people should eat their young?
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Post by: lukster on June 05, 2006, 01:05:34 PM
That wasn't test, he wanted a real test he shoulda jumped from a 20 story building. If he survived that he woulda had something to talk about.
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Post by: DiabloTX on June 05, 2006, 02:15:33 PM
This would have never happened to Chuck Norris.


Never.
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Post by: Maverick on June 05, 2006, 05:27:42 PM
Darwin in action
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Post by: Debonair on June 05, 2006, 05:35:34 PM
proof eliminates faith.
thats why i dont have the plasma TV i've been praying for.
i just learned that.  
soon to be pulished in The Phillips-Magnavox Talmud
Title: The Moral of this Story is...
Post by: lukster on June 05, 2006, 05:38:29 PM
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Originally posted by Debonair
proof eliminates faith.
thats why i dont have the plasma TV i've been praying for.
i just learned that.  
soon to be pulished in The Phillips-Magnavox Talmud


Huh?

The only thing he proved is that the lions were hungry.
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Post by: Brenjen on June 05, 2006, 07:29:23 PM
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The only thing he proved is that the lions were hungry.


 Or that wild animals built to kill enormous animals will have no trouble with a frail human, it's our brain that makes us superior & obviously this guy was unarmed. Maybe someone should have insisted he took his meds before he left for the zoo.
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Post by: DREDIOCK on June 05, 2006, 09:00:01 PM
Guess he forgot about all that "free will" stuff huh

Well he "Tested God" which if I remember correctly your not supposed to do.

And God punished him for it LMAO
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Post by: Ghosth on June 06, 2006, 07:55:21 AM
Now if only MORE stupidity was fatal perhaps we could breed it out.

As it is WAY too many people do too many things that SHOULD kill them and doesn't. Thats not a good sign.
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Post by: Boroda on June 07, 2006, 11:10:59 AM
I may translate it incorrectly, I have read Bible in Russian only.

IIRC Bible said that a lamb will lay next to a lion, not a donkey or a ram.

(donkeys and rams are symbols of dumbness and/or stupidity in Russian language)
Title: The Moral of this Story is...
Post by: Brenjen on June 07, 2006, 11:24:42 AM
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Originally posted by Boroda
I may translate it incorrectly, I have read Bible in Russian only.

IIRC Bible said that a lamb will lay next to a lion, not a donkey or a ram.

(donkeys and rams are symbols of dumbness and/or stupidity in Russian language)



 Yeah, but the lamb probably won't act aggressively to the lion...it's probably just gonna lay down & sit quietly thankful it went un-noticed :lol