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Title: Life Lesson
Post by: Rooster on June 07, 2006, 01:54:33 PM

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.  Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.  She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.  

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

Title: Life Lesson
Post by: Yeager on June 07, 2006, 01:57:19 PM

Karma is chasing after you man.........go for Brokeback :eek:

Title: Life Lesson
Post by: Airscrew on June 07, 2006, 01:59:25 PM

:rofl   but still laughing :rofl

Title: Life Lesson
Post by: beet1e on June 07, 2006, 02:02:01 PM

(http://www.zen33071.zen.co.uk/lmao.gif)

Title: Life Lesson
Post by: Jackal1 on June 07, 2006, 03:56:14 PM

:rofl :aok
Best EvaR.

Title: Life Lesson
Post by: DREDIOCK on June 07, 2006, 04:23:58 PM

LMAO

Biting my tongue...hard

Skuzzy, Hitech, Pyro. Mods.

would you mind going on vacation for the next couple days.
Take the ladies with ya

LMAO

Title: Life Lesson
Post by: Nilsen on June 07, 2006, 04:38:24 PM

:rofl

Title: Life Lesson
Post by: Maverick on June 07, 2006, 06:06:02 PM

:rofl

I wish you luck in your search.