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Title: Pun-ishment.
Post by: Chairboy on June 09, 2006, 12:29:41 AM

(http://random-f.com/images2/images/1362331978_discounttent.PNG)

Title: Pun-ishment.
Post by: Leslie on June 09, 2006, 12:39:36 AM

Not sure I understand.  Tent on a mountain is priceless for keeping occupant alive.


Les

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Post by: xrtoronto on June 09, 2006, 12:44:21 AM

hmm...clever


Leslie: read Shakespeare's Richard III

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Post by: SOB on June 09, 2006, 12:47:03 AM

I hope your mecha outfit comes alive and pimp-slaps you.  ;)

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Post by: Chairboy on June 09, 2006, 12:54:25 AM

(http://hallert.net/images/hotdogs.jpg)

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Post by: Russian on June 09, 2006, 12:56:52 AM

har har....dark humor....


(its about frozen dude, right?)

Title: Pun-ishment.
Post by: Chairboy on June 09, 2006, 01:04:15 AM

No, just a shakespeare pun (xrtoronto had it).

Too subtle, I guess.  Ok, I'll just put some funny pics.

(http://hallert.net/images/Teach.jpg)
(http://hallert.net/images/No%20Dogs%20Allowed.jpg)
(http://hallert.net/images/f18691fd.jpg)

Title: Pun-ishment.
Post by: Russian on June 09, 2006, 01:18:44 AM

Hmmm....it still fits

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=179471 :o

Title: Pun-ishment.
Post by: SOB on June 09, 2006, 01:19:06 AM

Err, I thought it was obvious.  Leslie and Russian must be joking or tired, eh?

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Post by: Russian on June 09, 2006, 01:24:25 AM

Quote

Originally posted by SOB
Err, I thought it was obvious.  Leslie and Russian must be joking or tired, eh?

Or never read that particular author....

Title: Pun-ishment.
Post by: Leslie on June 09, 2006, 01:26:00 AM

Even if I was keen alert I wouldn't know.  Guess I need to read more Shakespeare.  But just to humor me Chairboy, what am I missing here?  




Les

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Post by: Chairboy on June 09, 2006, 01:35:22 AM

Les: http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/261500.html

No worries, I just had it pounded into me in school, so it jumped out at me.  As for the other guy, well, Shakespeare is better in the original russian, yes?  :D

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Post by: Leslie on June 09, 2006, 01:42:06 AM

Well, ok.:)   My college room mate was a poet and wrote three poems a day at least.  He was up on his Shakespeare and could debate you about it.  Me, no.  




Les:cool:

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Post by: SOB on June 09, 2006, 09:03:42 AM

Heh, I've never read Shakespear either...thought it was just common knowledge.  Maybe "they've" been transmitting shakespear quotes into my head!  Time to put the tin foil hat back on!

:noid

Title: Pun-ishment.
Post by: lukster on June 09, 2006, 09:19:38 AM

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds... "But they're twins; if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Post by: Pei on June 09, 2006, 10:06:18 AM

"Made glorious summer by this son of York"?

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Post by: Leslie on June 09, 2006, 10:27:58 AM

Professor Schwitzer had been working for many years on a longevity serum for dolphins and had just about given up hope, when it came to his attention from scientific articles that research had been done on a specific seagull found only in Africa that possessed longivity genes.

The doctor quickly arranged a trip to Nigeria, where this  species of seagull was known to habitate.  After several weeks of grueling travel through the wilderness, he at last collected several seagulls, and was in the process of bringing them back to his laboratory when he encountered a ferocious lion in his path.  The good doctor collected the seagulls in a sack and cut down a small tree with which he made a stout and sturdy pole...to pole vault over the lion so he could continue homeward.  He vaulted over the lion, and....

At this point of his journey, he was  arrested by the Nigerian police for transporting gulls across the state lion for immortal porposes.



Les