Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Mr Big on June 10, 2006, 10:31:43 PM
-
Is this name taken yet??
I have a vision and would like to list and comment on all of the world's most stupid, boring and gay sports. In no particular order:
1. golf
2. baseball
3. soccer (football, yeah). Actually, I'd rank this as the most boring of all sports.
-
4. Curling.
Has all of those beat by a mile.
-
1.) Lacrosse
2.) Snowboarding
3.) Weight-lifting
4.) Skeet-shooting
5.) Drag racing
6.) Cross country skiing
7.) Downhill skiing
8.) Track and field
9.) Wrestling (Greco-Roman)
10.) Wrestling (American Pro Wrestling)
11.) Body Building
12.) Auto-racing
13.) Hockey
14.) Paintball
15.) Basketball
16.) Skate-boarding
17.) Anything involving snow or ice
18.) Volleyball
19.) Cycling
20.) Anything depicted on a video game
21.) Anything overlooked by video games
-
*everything played by women*
-
Originally posted by xrtoronto
*everything played by women*
Including mud / oil / jello wrestling????
-
Originally posted by Maverick
Including mud / oil / jello wrestling????
Those are the only sports that I will watch ONLY
A) They must be hot
B) They must not weigh or look like a beached whale
C) The loser must succomb to any sexual needs the winner performs.
-
Originally posted by Maverick
Including mud / oil / jello wrestling????
that's entertainment:p
-
Originally posted by Neubob
1.) Lacrosse
2.) Snowboarding
3.) Weight-lifting
4.) Skeet-shooting
5.) Drag racing
6.) Cross country skiing
7.) Downhill skiing
8.) Track and field
9.) Wrestling (Greco-Roman)
10.) Wrestling (American Pro Wrestling)
11.) Body Building
12.) Auto-racing
13.) Hockey
14.) Paintball
15.) Basketball
16.) Skate-boarding
17.) Anything involving snow or ice
18.) Volleyball
19.) Cycling
20.) Anything depicted on a video game
21.) Anything overlooked by video games
22.) Figure skating
-
Sounds like somebody hasn't quite gotten over being picked last in school.
-
men figure skaters = gay
-
intardnet trolling
-
LOL Mr. Big
For someone who claims to be bored by soccer, you just can't stop posting about it. You really have an axe to grind, so much so that you can't just post in the (at least three) existing threads, but you have to start a new one.
I think it's envy. You just can't stand not to see your country leading the field in a sporting contest whose title begins with the word "World". Don't worry, the *World* Series will be around soon enough. (http://www.zen33071.zen.co.uk/jester.gif)
But hey - don't feel bad, England only ever won it once - in 1966 - and since then, only five other countries have won it.
-
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
22.) Figure skating
Covered under #20. ;)
Anyone remember the video game, "Winter Games"?
-
Originally posted by Mr Big
Is this name taken yet??
I have a vision and would like to list and comment on all of the world's most stupid, boring and gay sports. In no particular order:
1. golf
2. baseball
3. soccer (football, yeah). Actually, I'd rank this as the most boring of all sports.
Gotta add NFL football to the list of boring spectator sports. Three hours of telecast. After you cut out all the time except that between the snap and the whistle, you have about ten minutes of actual game. 97% of the game is nothing but commercials or standing around.
-
Originally posted by Meatwad
men figure skaters = gay
Womans ficure skating, kinda boring but you might see some serious butt cheeks. Worth a few minutes to watch.
-
Originally posted by Sandman
Covered under #20. ;)
Anyone remember the video game, "Winter Games"?
yep.. and "Summer Games"... ah yes the great Commadore 64..
-
Originally posted by beet1e
I think it's envy. You just can't stand not to see your country leading the field in a sporting contest whose title begins with the word "World".
Spot on Beet. Spot on.
-
Lol.
I couldn't care less about how the US fairs in soccer. I just can't stand to watch it and never could stand to watch it. It completely bores me.
And I wasn't even talking about the World Cup, I was just talking about the sport.
Also can't stand golf or baseball to an almost equal degree.
I didn't target soccer. I was joking about getting a website going in order to rant about the sports I think are stupid.
As others added to the list, you may be able to see that this was more the idea of the thread.
-
Watching sports on TV is simply boring to me and that includes even the Super Bowl. I cannot fathom someone watching golf or bowling on TV. That seems like a very good definition of brain dead to me.
-
Originally posted by soda72
yep.. and "Summer Games"... ah yes the great Commadore 64..
We used to drag in a Commodore 64 and a TV into the combat information center during in port duty days and play Winter and Summer Games. Damn, we probably broke a half-dozen joysticks. :D
-
Originally posted by Maverick
Watching sports on TV is simply boring to me and that includes even the Super Bowl. I cannot fathom someone watching golf or bowling on TV. That seems like a very good definition of brain dead to me.
The Super Bowl is unwatchable.
-
Originally posted by Sandman
The Super Bowl is unwatchable.
Not any less than Al Franken is.
-
Originally posted by DiabloTX
Not any less than Al Franken is.
Yeah... I'd say they're about equal. ;)
-
the super bowl is a show about commercials sometimes interrupted by something called THE GAME.
-
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
22.) Figure skating
Peep No. 17.
-
Originally posted by WhiteHawk
Womans ficure skating, kinda boring but you might see some serious butt cheeks. Worth a few minutes to watch.
YES!
That and playing the game "spot the camel"
-
Originally posted by john9001
the super bowl is a show about commercials sometimes interrupted by something called THE GAME.
When stationed in Germany a friend had a tape of the Superbowl arrive in a care package. We fast forwarded through the game to watch commercials. First commercials I saw in about 2 years so it was twice as good.
-
Originally posted by Meatwad
YES!
That and playing the game "spot the camel"
:aok :aok :rofl YES!!!