Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: bagrat on June 11, 2006, 12:27:31 AM
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jus so everyone understands some of the basic rules of dogfighting
1) no shooting if the person u are attacking is afk....(u should go on 200 an ask first)
2) u should disengage if the person u are fighting suddenly does not feel like fighting (could be mistaken for running)
3) if a country member is being attacked by an enemy u should not interfere or you will be "cherry picking" (this is not a team sport)
4) if u find yourself in the head to head position or "headon" u should wait for the enemy to fire first to know if they intended to HO or not. ( luckily most AH players are phsycic)
i think thats about it
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IF your AFK and I nail ya then:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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don't forget this one
5) if you are unable, or unwilling, to avoid a collision in a head on shot, you must call the guy who you rammed all sorts of colorful phrases and slurs that get past the text filter, then remark on how low the overall skill level of the MA is, since they all return fire in head on shot, right before you ram them. :rolleyes:
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6) If a fellow countryman has succesfully shot one or both wings off an aircraft and disengaged, this does not mean the enemy aircraft is out of the fight. He still poses a serious threat to your plane. Continue to shoot at the aircrafts fuselage until it hits the ground and/or blows up to assure yourself of his demise and the enemy of your skill.
7) Proxy kills prove only that you are "uber". Should you aquire a "proxy" immediatly get on ch200 to let the gaming community know of your 733tness.
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8) WHEN IN DOUBT TYPE IN CAPS WITHOUT ANY PUNCTUATION WHATSOEVER SO THAT PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU ARE SERIOUS AND THAT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
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9) Create new words. Preceed or follow every definition of an event with an insult or abbreviated insult. This will increase your standing with the community.
For example;
HO-dweeb
Pick-dweeb
Vulch-dweeb
et-cetera, et-cetera
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:lol
If your icon is red, and you are in range, then you are a target. I don't care if you are afk, asleep, scared, not wanting to fight, talking to moses in a burning bush, getting a lap dance from martha stewart, or playing lawn darts with santa claus. If you up a cartoon plane in the virtual war and are scared of being shot at, you should maybe try a different game like Blue's Clues or something :D
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:rofl
AH101-Brady bunch style
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If you see a friendly F4U-4 200 behind a red 190 that has no engine You must kill the 190 at all costs because the Friendly F4U-4 will of course never catch the helpless 190 in time.
Happened to me yesterday.... Stupid #'s dweebs :)
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11) When attacking a formation of B17's always fly straight and level till you are within D100......
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12) There can never be too many guys on a con.
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hubs not so intelligent?
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LMAO!
Now this has to be one of the best and most entertaining threads I have read since I began reading these boards!
NCLawMan
The snap goes back, and *punt* the kick is away and its a beauty! High spiraling kick, caught back at the 5. - Rule #13 in effect. LOL
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When there are plenty of friendly aircraft and only one enemy aircraft, be sure to call "dibs" first so that everyone knows you intend to dispatch the enemy and earn the kill. They will graciously allow you to do so without any hard feelings since, after all, you did announce it.
-- Todd/Leviathn
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shoot the red ones
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practice what you preach deadman...
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hubs I think you insulted some noobs that take the first 4 rules seriously. They must think that the H2H sissy rules apply in the MA :rofl
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Someones been caught pickin :)
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Originally posted by: Meatwad
hubs I think you insulted some noobs that take the first 4 rules seriously. They must think that the H2H sissy rules apply in the MA
Actually them sissy rules only apply in a H2H FFA room. In teams play....mayhem rules supreme.
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Doogan, the Leech forums are here (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=47). Don't interrupt the grownups when they're speaking.
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13. When flying bombers make sure that you never mistakenly drop bombs on the town when attempting a field capture. A good rule of thumb to go by is to adhere to the practice of bombing fighter hangars. If you find yourself in the situation where you have mistakenly dropped bombs on a town it is the safest and wisest choice to alt F4 from the game before any country members discovers it.
14. If caught in the situation of entering an area while flying bombers that has friendly air cover near a base, and you are requested to do so, it is sometimes acceptable to drop your bombs on the town. Never make the mistake of complying with such a request if there is a friendly goon or M3 within three sectors.
15. When assuming the position of Admiral for the day try to get as close to PT spawn points as possible. Also it is most accepted to search the map until you locate an area to position your vessel within a triangulated , three base area, that has ordinance available. This will give the enemy bomber pilots a way to pass their time when no fighter hangars can immediately be located. Remember, a pacified enemy is a happy enemy.
16. If you happen to locate an unmanned CV, with a preset course and destination, be certain that you at once launch an aircraft, climb as fast as you can to rise into radar altitude. This is extremely important if there is an elevated, enemy airfield within two sectors that has ord available. This serves to alert enemy bomber pilots there is a task force in the area. In turn, this prevents said CV from actualy coming within reasonable range of an enemy base for a proper launching of aircraft. If this is allowed to happen a fight could possibly ensue between CV aircraft and enemy aircraft. This could only lead to violence. If a CV is mistakenly allowed to enter an area that might result in a conflict of sorts between CV aircraft and enemy aircraft, you must at once recruit bomber pilots to defuse the situation by destroying fighter hangars.
17. If you are new to the game the fastest way to make long lasting friendships is to bypass the reading of any instructional material and avoid the training arena. It is best to log into the Main Arena and immediately ask numerous questions regarding the basis of the game on country channel. Make certain that you ignore the first three responders to your questions and repeat question numerous times. This will prove to the more seasoned player that you are serious about the game . If some annoying player trys to direct you to the training arena or suggests you read any literature concerning gameplay, immediately respond with some firm statement such as "Stuff It!" or "You guys suck". This will endear you with the "in the know" players in the game and will prove that you intend to take no nonsense from anyone. This prevents problems when you become a top player in the next day or so.
18. If at any time you are given a warning by a moderator, you must at once move to channel 200 and give a thirty minute tirade belittling, shunning and making fun of said Mod. A quick and snappy response concerning the Mods family members will usualy cure a problem before it is allowed to develop further.
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19) this post:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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20) If you should aquire a "drag" and cannot shake said "drag" await assistance from a friendly source. Once said friendly source engages drag, listen carefully to his instructions on how best to manouver yourself to allow him the greatest TOT (TIME ON TARGET) and deflection shot oppertunity. Then, do the exact opposite.
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STICKY!
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this is why i never tune channel 200
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Originally posted by Howitzer
...... getting a lap dance from martha stewart.........
Howi, this phrase alone may cost me years of counselling to erase....
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OOOOO
A good aprils fool joke would to pull the plug on H2H for 24 hours.
WAAAAA I cant get something for free anymore!1!!11!1!ONEONE!1! :cry :cry :cry :cry
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21 when a lone enemy con comes in on the feild everyone in the immiediate vacinity and everyone that ups thereafter must chase said lone enemy con. Following it around move for move like a school of fish playing simple simon at 2K and completely ignore the 15 other enemy cons comming in at 10K
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190) when capping a base due to large darbar make sure every available plane dives from 10k to pursue the incoming 15k jabo on his suicide run..be sure and stay with him through all of his "ord loops" until he augers so you can get the uber proxy kill...
note: disregard all other planes in area, abandon all defense and move to another base after you killshooter yourself
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Originally posted by Jackal1
17. If you are new to the game the fastest way to make long lasting friendships is to bypass the reading of any instructional material and avoid the training arena. It is best to log into the Main Arena and immediately ask numerous questions regarding the basis of the game on country channel. Make certain that you ignore the first three responders to your questions and repeat question numerous times. This will prove to the more seasoned player that you are serious about the game . If some annoying player trys to direct you to the training arena or suggests you read any literature concerning gameplay, immediately respond with some firm statement such as "Stuff It!" or "You guys suck". This will endear you with the "in the know" players in the game and will prove that you intend to take no nonsense from anyone. This prevents problems when you become a top player in the next day or so. [/B]
LMAO!
:rofl
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QUAH! I can't believe I forgot to post his already. Thanks again to Honch, even though he plays WoW now, and sucks. This is the only piece of documentation any noob needs to read, and it's short, so even the ones with ADD can get through it.
Honch’s Guide to HO’ing
#1 Use a plane with 50 cals. Do not fear the heavy cannon planes like 190s and Typhoons. A 20mm, 30mm or 37mm cannon does no damage if it never hits you and if you follow the steps below they wont.
#2 Turn off tracers – so the other pilot won’t know when you start shooting.
#3 Set your convergences to the maximum distance allowed on your 50-cal plane of choice.
#4 To set up the shot, enter a dive until you are below the target then turn up into them so that when you will approach the other HO’er you will be in a slight climb. That way, if you both get damaged, you’ll be on the way up and they’ll be on the way down, ensuring that they smack the ground before you and thereby getting the kill (and the inevitable whine)
#5 Line up the shot so that you have the other plane in your sites at d2.0.
#6 Zoom in and target their left or right wing.
#7 Begin firing at d1.5 – Cease firing at d1.0 and veer off. Your 50s will continue on their laser-guided course until the other guy flies right into them.
#8 Use the ‘F’ key on the keyboard to fire so that your trigger finger doesn’t unsteady your shot.
#9 Turn fast and flat to avoid their cannon trajectory then turn back to them so that they cannot gain angles if they happen to survive.
#10 Be gracious when they whine. If they say “Nice HO jerk”, or something similar, Say: “Thanks! I use Honch’s guide to HO’ing!” -S-
Remember, it always takes 2 to Head-On so Happy HO'ing!
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I thought I'd add a comment from LTARmoil that came over 200 tonite when questioned about his squad's capture of an undefended base. This is all you need to know about AH in it's present form :)
And I quote!
"Why would we attack a defended base?"
Used with his permission :aok
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
STICKY THIS THREAD!!
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Ah Rules:
1. Kill everything that moves
2.If someone tries to head on, kill them
3.If someone is afk kill them
4.there's nothing wrong with cherry picking
5.if someone complains on 200 kill them
6.basically become Jeffry Dahmer with an airplane
7.Rule number 1, there are no rules
8.If any of this happens to you, remember these rules go both ways,shut up
9.that is all
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22:After losing a close fite,always tell the other guy on CH200 to check his connection.
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23) At least once in your AH career you MUST auger your ME-262 into the ground. It seperates the mens from the boyses. :aok
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Originally posted by Arcades057
23) At least once in your AH career you MUST auger your ME-262 into the ground. It seperates the mens from the boyses. :aok
Been there, done that...more than once. So, do I need diapers or incontinance pads?
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Bagrat is Chuck Norris. :)
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my favorite
24) when flying by spawn point always make sure to check for GV's. upon seeing a GV go down and straffe him a couple times with your bb gun then go to the next one straffe him, and then fly away and wait for friendly tanks to blow them up giving you the kill.
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well just thought posting this would be kinda humorous as to the mind reading some people assume we all have......anyways to those who didnt catch the sarcastic humor of the thread an took it seriously....maybe next time
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Originally posted by 68Ripper
my favorite
24) when flying by spawn point always make sure to check for GV's. upon seeing a GV go down and straffe him a couple times with your bb gun then go to the next one straffe him, and then fly away and wait for friendly tanks to blow them up giving you the kill.
the same works for buffs
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Originally posted by Simaril
Howi, this phrase alone may cost me years of counselling to erase....
Oh yeah... her in her leather gstring, glistening with sweat, feeling her stretchy/wrinkly skin falling away from her body as she grinds away with wreckless abandon while she wispers sweet nothings about baking turkeys and knitting afghans....
What more could you want? Sexy...real sexy. :D
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Originally posted by Howitzer
Oh yeah... her in her leather gstring, glistening with sweat, feeling her stretchy/wrinkly skin falling away from her body as she grinds away with wreckless abandon while she wispers sweet nothings about baking turkeys and knitting afghans....
What more could you want? Sexy...real sexy. :D
Thats it I am officially sick to my stomach
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25) Take time to enjoy the scenery from 50,000 feet. The enemy may join you for a tea party at this altitute. Welcome him for he has traveled a long distance just for you. Once you reach that height, take a screenshot and post it on the forums!
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25 Part B) For added fun, take 1,000 pound bombs to 50,000 feet, drop them, and race them down to the ground. While you race, it is sometimes fun to play leap frog with your bombs or simply try to blow yourself up with them. Only the best have ever accomplished this.
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Xsqueeze me while i barf!!!!!!!!!:p
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hi hub:)
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Originally posted by Howitzer
Oh yeah... her in her leather gstring, glistening with sweat, feeling her stretchy/wrinkly skin falling away from her body as she grinds away with wreckless abandon while she wispers sweet nothings about baking turkeys and knitting afghans....
What more could you want? Sexy...real sexy. :D
TeH SeXyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yy.
Martha is such a total babe. :)