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Title: President's Daily Briefing
Post by: AlGorithm on June 13, 2006, 07:49:07 PM
Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazillian soldiers had been killed in Iraq. To everyones amazement, all the  color drained from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in  hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

Finally he composed himself and  asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a  brazillian?"
Title: President's Daily Briefing
Post by: Holden McGroin on June 13, 2006, 07:51:30 PM
Now you take my wife... please!
Title: Re: President's Daily Briefing
Post by: Bronk on June 13, 2006, 07:59:25 PM
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Originally posted by AlGorithm
Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazillian soldiers had been killed in Iraq. To everyones amazement, all the  color drained from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in  hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

Finally he composed himself and  asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a  brazillian?"



Now will you claim that you made this up just like your namesake does with everything?


Bronk
Title: Re: Re: President's Daily Briefing
Post by: Holden McGroin on June 13, 2006, 08:02:58 PM
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Originally posted by Bronk
Now will you claim that you made this up just like your namesake does with everything?


Bronk



Hey! This was an old joke thread....   Stay on topic!
Title: President's Daily Briefing
Post by: Captain Virgil Hilts on June 13, 2006, 08:05:27 PM
Al Gore IS an old joke. That on topic enough for you?
Title: Re: Re: Re: President's Daily Briefing
Post by: Bronk on June 13, 2006, 08:06:38 PM
Dang savage got it first.






Bronk
Title: Re: Re: Re: President's Daily Briefing
Post by: Bronk on June 13, 2006, 08:07:45 PM
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Hey! This was an old joke thread....   Stay on topic!



Also AlGorithm is an old joke with a different name .



Bronk
Title: President's Daily Briefing
Post by: AWMac on June 13, 2006, 08:18:25 PM
"Sheesh, Remember to tip the waitresses in here, no wonder they're so pisssed... tuff crowd..." "They couldn't have been stiffed more than if they served drinks in a Morgue I tell ya...."

Mac
Title: President's Daily Briefing
Post by: Saintaw on June 14, 2006, 12:34:27 AM
lol :D