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Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: DREDIOCK on June 15, 2006, 11:16:36 PM: "You are 13% Gay

Your a Walking, Talking, RedBlooded Hetro guy.
Just way too straight for these modern times mate!"

heh. Think I'll stay that way too

Gay O Meter Test (http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html)
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Kurt on June 15, 2006, 11:49:12 PM: "You are 16% Gay

Your a Walking, Talking, RedBlooded Hetro guy.
Just way too straight for these modern times mate!"

I figure the extra 3% comes from clicking a link posted by Dred..:rofl :noid
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: joowenn on June 16, 2006, 12:15:38 AM: You know whats gay, twelve men stuffed into a sardine can. And they like it!
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: SOB on June 16, 2006, 01:18:21 AM: You know how I know you're gay? You took a gay test to gauge your gayness.
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Sandman on June 16, 2006, 01:18:46 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
You know how I know you're gay? You took a gay test to gauge your gayness.

Winner!
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: DREDIOCK on June 16, 2006, 01:27:48 AM: Naaa, We know whos gay by those that mock the test yet are too afraid to take it.:)
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: sharp8th on June 16, 2006, 01:44:20 AM: 0% gay =)
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: deSelys on June 16, 2006, 05:07:17 AM: 13%...but I got a lil' scared when I saw the gauge go past 50%... the I realized that it was just an animation :)

Methinks Sob doesn't take the test cuz he's afraid of the result...
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: SirLoin on June 16, 2006, 05:16:13 AM: Lol..25% gay;)
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: eskimo2 on June 16, 2006, 05:36:01 AM: eskimo is 43% gay
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Nilsen on June 16, 2006, 06:18:29 AM: lol 36% :D

I know were it got me to but im not ashamed. I own very few shirts that cost less than 100. If that is gay then im a full blown fruitcake!
:D

Oh.. and i like getting people that know their skills to fix things in the house. it gives me more time on the BBS too (or to make money or love) :D
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Hawklore on June 16, 2006, 07:01:56 AM: I closed when I saw skin and a shaved head..
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: DREDIOCK on June 16, 2006, 07:05:49 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
lol 36% :D

I know were it got me to but im not ashamed. I own very few shirts that cost less than 100. If that is gay then im a full blown fruitcake!
:D

AhhhHA!;)
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: storch on June 16, 2006, 08:20:26 AM: See Rule #5
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Nilsen on June 16, 2006, 08:35:14 AM: Quote
Originally posted by storch
See Rule #5

Dont worry, you would get 0%
Title: Re: Gay O Meter
Post by: Ripsnort on June 16, 2006, 08:50:49 AM: Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
"You are 13% Gay

Your a Walking, Talking, RedBlooded Hetro guy.
Just way too straight for these modern times mate!"

heh. Think I'll stay that way too

Gay O Meter Test (http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html)
Thats a Ghey website.

"You're way too straight for these modern times!"
Excuse me? You mean to be modern you must be queer? For chrissakes, this is exactly what I mean by the loss of decent cultural values in leui of obscene cultural values in this country. No wonder we're so fediddleed up and the rest of the world hates us.
Title: Re: Re: Gay O Meter
Post by: midnight Target on June 16, 2006, 09:04:16 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Thats a Ghey website.

this is exactly what I mean by the loss of decent cultural values in leui of obscene cultural values in this country.

Did you post a manifesto? Cause I missed it if you did.
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: storch on June 16, 2006, 09:28:43 AM: See Rule #5
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Nilsen on June 16, 2006, 09:31:28 AM: the gays and liberals.. or liberal gays are marching storch so mind your bum!
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: storch on June 16, 2006, 09:42:35 AM: it's an epidemic for sure but they don't march in my town they save that stuff for key west and disney where they are tolerated. if they did that here you would see the aftermath on CNN. back when the boyscouts controversy was occurring some gay activists went by the local polling location and started activating. they did so for about 10 seconds before deciding that discreation was the better part of valor. sadly I missed the event but heard lots of funny stories at the watering hole. those zany gays, they are so quick on their feet.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Gay O Meter
Post by: Ripsnort on June 16, 2006, 09:50:46 AM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Did you post a manifesto? Cause I missed it if you did.

Dude, did you forget where you put your car keys last night too? you need to stop cooking out of aluminum pots and pans, they create Alzheimers you know....

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=168717&highlight=cultural
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: midnight Target on June 16, 2006, 10:37:28 AM: Maybe you could post some pics of your copper clad super heavy duty really really expensive cookware... maybe that would help.
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Curval on June 16, 2006, 11:12:44 AM: Curval is 30% gay.
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: GtoRA2 on June 16, 2006, 11:29:33 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
Curval is 30% gay.

Thats it? There where no questions about pink shorts then I take it?:D
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: BlueJ1 on June 16, 2006, 11:37:36 AM: BlueJ is 10% gay....I feel dirty...
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Maverick on June 16, 2006, 11:45:21 AM: Ya know I think going to the website might be a little bit ghey, but actually going out looking for this, then posting it on the bbs really cranks up the ghey meter!!!

:eek: :huh
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Nilsen on June 16, 2006, 11:55:18 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
Curval is 30% gay.

muhaha.. im gayer than you!

comeandgimmeakisshotstuff! :D
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Curval on June 16, 2006, 12:00:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
muhaha.. im gayer than you!

NO YOU AREN'T!!! I wear pink shorts sometimes...just ask Gto. ;)

Hugs

Curv.
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Ripsnort on June 16, 2006, 12:00:42 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Maybe you could post some pics of your copper clad super heavy duty really really expensive cookware... maybe that would help.
You have me confused with someone who spends money foolishly. ;)
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Nilsen on June 16, 2006, 12:01:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
NO YOU AREN'T!!! I wear pink shorts sometimes...just ask Gto. ;)

Hugs

Curv.

the facts speak for themselves... i am 6% gayer than you even with the pink shorts.

hugs & kisses

Nilsen
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: xrtoronto on June 16, 2006, 01:34:09 PM: 40% gay

(and I don't even own pink shorts);)
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Curval on June 16, 2006, 01:38:09 PM: Pink Shorts are obviously not gay indicators.
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: xrtoronto on June 16, 2006, 01:44:42 PM: "My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock."

...Rodney Dangerfield
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Maverick on June 16, 2006, 01:48:54 PM: Quote
Originally posted by xrtoronto
40% gay

(and I don't even own pink shorts);)

But you ARE Canadian aren't you?? That's the explanation, pink shorts not required.
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: 1epic1 on June 16, 2006, 05:32:48 PM: is 93% bad???

i really got 9%:aok
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: dmf on June 16, 2006, 05:48:14 PM: Not gay only 5% :)
No intention of ever trying it either.
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: FX1 on June 16, 2006, 05:53:17 PM: 23% but their are some trick questions..... Forward that to my GF she likes girls sometimes (:
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: WhiteHawk on June 16, 2006, 07:03:20 PM: 33% gay. I..had no idea...ummm...anybody want go get a movie 2 nite.:t
Title: Re: Re: Gay O Meter
Post by: SOB on June 16, 2006, 07:19:51 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Thats a Ghey website.

"You're way too straight for these modern times!"
Excuse me? You mean to be modern you must be queer? For chrissakes, this is exactly what I mean by the loss of decent cultural values in leui of obscene cultural values in this country. No wonder we're so fediddleed up and the rest of the world hates us.

Are you in the UK? http://www.channel4.com/about4/overview.html

And really, is it your position that "the world hates us" because of our cultural values in this country? Really? Did your momma cook your food in lead pots and pans when you were growing up?
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Angus on June 16, 2006, 07:27:16 PM: 23 %.
Wish my father in-law had never given me those leather panths :D
And I always played the Indian. Well cowboy's didn't have bows like I did :D
Title: Re: Re: Re: Gay O Meter
Post by: Ripsnort on June 16, 2006, 07:36:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
Are you in the UK? http://www.channel4.com/about4/overview.html

And really, is it your position that "the world hates us" because of our cultural values in this country? Really? Did your momma cook your food in lead pots and pans when you were growing up?

Yes, but proper serving sizes, you see, she cared about our health. :D
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Angus on June 16, 2006, 08:19:28 PM: My old frying pan is from the 30's so I dunno :D
Still fit as a feather, and thinking about dropping those leather panths to the dustbin...:D
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: lasersailor184 on June 17, 2006, 12:10:09 AM: LMAO, I got worried at the loading animation. It swung around to "Way Too Gay" and I was worried for a second before I hit the "Get your results" button.
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: RightF00T on June 17, 2006, 01:17:23 AM: 100% Gay....guess I should prepare my speech LOL
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: MrCoffee on June 17, 2006, 01:30:48 AM: 200% GAY. :lol
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Maverick on June 17, 2006, 01:33:32 AM: Quote
Originally posted by MrCoffee
200% GAY. :lol

Thank God!!! That means you won't procreate! The gene pool is rising already! :p
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: eskimo2 on June 17, 2006, 06:14:28 AM: So am I still the gayest at 43%?
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Nilsen on June 17, 2006, 06:30:46 AM: Quote
Originally posted by eskimo2
So am I still the gayest at 43%?

We have some folks that has not posted their numbers yet. I suspect they decided to keep the results for themselves.

Lets just say that you are the gayest of those that posted their results. ;)
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: WhiteHawk on June 17, 2006, 09:10:33 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
We have some folks that has not posted their numbers yet. I suspect they decided to keep the results for themselves.

Lets just say that you are the gayest of those that posted their results. ;)

Yea man, that took baIIs.
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: WhiteHawk on June 17, 2006, 09:13:02 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Angus
23 %.
Wish my father in-law had never given me those leather panths :D
And I always played the Indian. Well cowboy's didn't have bows like I did :D

I wish I didnt trim my public hair, but it gets hot in the factory. Nuttn worse than sweaty shrubbery.:(
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: BlueJ1 on June 17, 2006, 09:20:54 AM: I cant believe you just said that in "public".

:rofl
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Nilsen on June 17, 2006, 09:39:20 AM: Quote
Originally posted by WhiteHawk
I wish I didnt trim my public hair, but it gets hot in the factory. Nuttn worse than sweaty shrubbery.:(

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Mr Big on June 17, 2006, 09:52:18 AM: It is a gay site.

I first just randomly clicked answers without reading the questions.

Result: 53% Gay.

"Congratulations, you a happy, well adjusted hetero man"

Then I selected male, likes to bang males and went for all the answers I thought would be the most gay.

result: 83% gay.

"you frivolous prom queen, you are way to gay for this day and age, but somedaye the world will catch up!"

So, it's a gay survey on a gay site run by gays in a gay area of the internet.
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Nilsen on June 17, 2006, 09:55:44 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Mr Big
[B
I first just randomly clicked answers without reading the questions.

Result: 53% Gay.[/B]

yeeeahhhh randomly...mhm :D
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Ripsnort on June 17, 2006, 09:59:04 AM: I shaved my gonads once...the doctor told me to in preparation for the big V. He said "Our nurses have shakey hands, I'd do it before you come in..." He was joking of course but I made sure my gonads were clean before going in! :confused:
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Mr Big on June 17, 2006, 10:06:04 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
I shaved my gonads once...the doctor told me to in preparation for the big V. He said "Our nurses have shakey hands, I'd do it before you come in..." He was joking of course but I made sure my gonads were clean before going in! :confused:

I'd let the nurses do it. That's what they get paid for. :D
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Nilsen on June 17, 2006, 10:09:54 AM: stay on topic rip. scared to post your score, or do you want to post more excuses first before you reveal it? :D

mhm.. shave my B but thats cause yadayada

use cleansing lotion but thats because of my sensitive skin

etc etc

come on rip.. the score, not the excuses for your deviant sexual preference!
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Ripsnort on June 17, 2006, 10:14:39 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
stay on topic rip. scared to post your score, or do you want to post more excuses first before you reveal it? :D

mhm.. shave my B but thats cause yadayada

use cleansing lotion but thats because of my sensitive skin

etc etc

come on rip.. the score, not the excuses for your deviant sexual preference!

Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort

"You're way too straight for these modern times!"

I don't recall, it was in the "teens", but regardless, those questions were loaded so that you'd never score 0 anyway. The activist homosexuals want everyone to feel as they are part of their own culture...which we're not. :rolleyes:

I say "Activists" in leiu of "Flaming"....I've worked with a Project Manager that was one of the best in his field, and he was gay. But you'd never know it. He was very conservative by nature, and didn't feel so insecure about his sexual identity to have to go out and tell the world. Those type of gays I highly respect. The flamers can go to hell.
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: eskimo2 on June 17, 2006, 10:22:29 AM: Just for the record; my owning “leather trousers” is not gay in a Village People way; it’s gay in a 109 driver - lederhosen wearing - German way:
(http://www.wwiirt.com/halls/images/lederhosen_and_annika.jpg)
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Ripsnort on June 17, 2006, 10:24:54 AM: Quote
Originally posted by eskimo2
Just for the record; my owning “leather trousers” is not gay in a Village People way; it’s gay in a 109 driver - lederhosen wearing - German way:

Looks like you were genetically blessed with my legs! :rofl Is that Annika you're holding?
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Nilsen on June 17, 2006, 10:25:15 AM: Quote
Originally posted by eskimo2
Just for the record; my owning “leather trousers” is not gay in a Village People way; it’s gay in a 109 driver - lederhosen wearing - German way:
(http://www.wwiirt.com/halls/images/lederhosen_and_annika.jpg)

i see.. thats cute eskimo

looks like your dad would break 40% too ;)
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Angus on June 17, 2006, 12:03:36 PM: Does Statoil count as a lubricant ?
:D
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Nilsen on June 17, 2006, 12:05:09 PM: lol i guess so :D
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: eskimo2 on June 17, 2006, 01:56:25 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Looks like you were genetically blessed with my legs! :rofl Is that Annika you're holding?

“genetically blessed” ???
Papa…?
Is that you?

Yes, that is your granddaughter, Annika.
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: DREDIOCK on June 17, 2006, 05:20:15 PM: My wife scored 50%

Now If only I could figure a way to get her to boost her score to around 75%

:D

Sooo Rip. whats the verdict?

Guess the score didnt come back as low as you figured it would huh? LMAO
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: Angus on June 17, 2006, 06:24:52 PM: my wife was close to 50 as well...oops. :noid
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: BlueJ1 on June 17, 2006, 07:20:00 PM: One of my ex's in highschool turned lesbian after I dated her. She was a leader of the Gay Strait Alliance club in my school to...

I didnt think I was that bad. :confused:
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: midnight Target on June 17, 2006, 07:34:55 PM: Who gave the gay guy a kid to hold?
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: dmf on June 17, 2006, 07:44:21 PM: OK I went back and clicked man this time, 100% gay.
Title: Gay O Meter
Post by: 101ABN on June 17, 2006, 08:18:19 PM: WHAT??? im 36% gay??? .... well its time to get the wife naked, talk to you all later........................ ...............