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Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Weave on May 17, 2001, 05:22:00 AM

Rip's post got me thinking. Whats the best bumpersticker you've seen?

Mine: "I'd slap your face, but toejam splatters".

Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: NHFoxtro on May 17, 2001, 09:51:00 AM

This really isn't my wife sitting next me

Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Ripsnort on May 17, 2001, 10:04:00 AM

Some of my favorites, and yes, I ordered some.

 (http://www.mikeyshouse.com/images/piercing.jpg)
 (http://www.mikeyshouse.com/images/God2.jpg)
 (http://www.mikeyshouse.com/images/PoliceBS8.gif)
 (http://www.mikeyshouse.com/images/Wendys.jpg)

Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: miko2d on May 17, 2001, 11:43:00 AM

Don't DRINK and PARK
Accidents cause people!

Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: NHFoxtro on May 17, 2001, 11:50:00 AM

Miko2d, what part of New York you from

Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: miko2d on May 17, 2001, 12:08:00 PM

 Brooklyn.

Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: NATEDOG on May 17, 2001, 12:45:00 PM

Keep honking while I reload.
Jesus, save me from your followers.
Jesus saves, they pass it to Hull, he shoots, he scores!
I tattooed your honor student.
Your College Sucks ( written just like a college sticker )
Quit following me, I'm not O.J. ( on the back of a white Ford Bronco )

Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: NHFoxtro on May 17, 2001, 12:49:00 PM

not to far from me. I use to live in the bronx, i live in Yonkers now

Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: YANKEE on May 17, 2001, 01:15:00 PM

My kid beat up your honor student.

0-60 in 15 minutes (on the back of a beat up truck)

Sorry, I don't date outside of my species.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.


And my personal favorite....

I still miss my ex-husband but my aim is improving.



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General Manager
HiTech Creations
"The road to success is always under construction."

Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Weave on May 17, 2001, 03:35:00 PM

Another: Revenge is living long enough to become a burden on your children.

Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Wingnut_0 on May 17, 2001, 03:45:00 PM

"Doing my part to piss off the religous right!"

Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: flakbait on May 17, 2001, 03:48:00 PM

If this piece of sh^t can do 85 why can't you? (on the back of my truck)

My kid sold your honor student the test answers.

Don't Dial 911! Use .357!

And your crybaby, whiney-assed opinion would be...?

I tried seeing it your way, but I can't get my head up my butt.

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Delta Six's Flight School (http://www.worldaccessnet.com/~delta6)
Put the P-61B in Aces High
"With all due respect Chaplian, I don't think God wants to hear from me right now.
I'm gonna go out there and remove one of His creations from this universe.
And when I get back I'm gonna drink a bottle of Scotch like it was Chiggy von
Richthofen's blood and celebrate his death."
Col. McQueen, Space: Above and Beyond
 (http://www.worldaccessnet.com/~delta6/htbin/delta6.jpg)

Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Mathman on May 17, 2001, 03:57:00 PM

"Caution:  I swerve for small animals.  They are harder to hit."

Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Cougar68 on May 17, 2001, 04:16:00 PM

"Hey you!  Out of the gene pool!"

Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Hammer Head on May 17, 2001, 06:56:00 PM

"Lost your cat?  Check my tires."

Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Jigster on May 17, 2001, 11:46:00 PM

Notice: Driver only  carrys 20$ in ammunition.

And the grandaddy of them all: toejam Happens

Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Wingnut_0 on May 18, 2001, 07:34:00 AM

Forgot 1:


Bob Barker ask you to help control the population.  Have your Catholic spayed or neutered.

Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Quiet109 on May 20, 2001, 04:18:00 AM

"Stupid People Shouldn't Breed"

"Stop Incest! Ban Country Music!"

:-P

 (http://members.aol.com/rwohorror/skull03.gif)
Death become he who loses access to his addiction...

[This message has been edited by Quiet109 (edited 05-20-2001).]

Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Udie on May 20, 2001, 09:00:00 AM

"Reality is an illusion caused by an alcohol defenciency."


 (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Udie