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Title: Kid words ...
Post by: straffo on June 21, 2006, 09:34:14 AM
A comment made by Thibault my 4 year son after seeing a video of the PAF (Patrouille de France  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrouille_de_France))

Thibault : Dad, you drive one of theses ?
Straffo   : errr ... I don't think so
Thibault (after some intense reflection) : why ? it should be easy for you , you drive a car with 4 wheels and this plane got only 3.

Straffo   : dohhhh ....
Title: Kid words ...
Post by: Saintaw on June 21, 2006, 10:07:47 AM
:D
Title: Kid words ...
Post by: Curval on June 21, 2006, 10:21:12 AM
lol

I had my oldest son ask me last night:

"Daddy, does hot beat cold?"

I was like...."In what context?"

He gave me a blank look.

"What do you mean by hot and cold?"

Blank look.

"Trew, generally speaking cold would beat hot.  By that I mean if you take a glass of hot water and add cold water...what will happen?"

"It will get cold".

"Okay...so in that 'context' (a little spark in his eye signifying that he understood what that meant) cold beats hot."

Crazy questions they will ask that you really need to think about before answering.
Title: Kid words ...
Post by: SunKing on June 21, 2006, 10:47:20 AM
Along the same lines.. Here's part of an email a friend sent me today.


"I almost threw my monitor out the window. Another
xxxxxxx 1 outer.  Even worse, two hands before this
one, there were quad Aces.  So on the river, I was
telling myself, there is no way he has quad 9's.  Sure
enough.  BAMM.  I yelled "MOTHER Fxxxxx" so loud that
Kiki came into the office all bleary eyed, "Daddy, did
the computer get you?"  Luckily that made me laugh. "
Title: Kid words ...
Post by: Speed55 on June 21, 2006, 10:53:00 AM
As far as i know cold always wins... Heat transfer always goes from hot to cold.
Example.. hold a spoon, and heat the other end.. eventually the end your holding will get hot.

Not positive if it still holds true in a vacuum, 30inches hg(mercury).
Title: Kid words ...
Post by: Curval on June 21, 2006, 12:18:16 PM
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Originally posted by Speed55
As far as i know cold always wins... Heat transfer always goes from hot to cold.
Example.. hold a spoon, and heat the other end.. eventually the end your holding will get hot.

Not positive if it still holds true in a vacuum, 30inches hg(mercury).


He could just as easily been talking about a fight between two superheroes...one with the power of heat and the other wth the power of cold.

To a six year old that is as real as hot and cold water.
Title: Kid words ...
Post by: Maverick on June 21, 2006, 12:39:06 PM
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Originally posted by Curval
lol

I had my oldest son ask me last night:

"Daddy, does hot beat cold?"

I was like...."In what context?"

He gave me a blank look.

"What do you mean by hot and cold?"

Blank look.

"Trew, generally speaking cold would beat hot.  By that I mean if you take a glass of hot water and add cold water...what will happen?"

"It will get cold".

"Okay...so in that 'context' (a little spark in his eye signifying that he understood what that meant) cold beats hot."

Crazy questions they will ask that you really need to think about before answering.


In the context of women, hot beats cold every time! :D  :p
Title: Kid words ...
Post by: MoeRon on June 21, 2006, 03:30:02 PM
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hold a spoon, and heat the other end.. eventually the end your holding will get hot



I use chop sticks:huh
Title: Kid words ...
Post by: Nilsen on June 21, 2006, 03:40:47 PM
Some times kids are brilliant

The day i got married my nephew (6) asked me "why did you get married"

Good ****ing question i thought for a second before i chuckled and answerd him.
Title: Kid words ...
Post by: Brenjen on June 21, 2006, 03:53:57 PM
There is no such thing as cold, only an absence of heat.
Title: Kid words ...
Post by: BugsBunny on June 21, 2006, 04:01:33 PM
You guys all went to Elmer's school of physics, didn't you?

Or was it Acme U?
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Post by: Tac on June 21, 2006, 10:54:38 PM
What Brenjen said.

Therefore you should smack your kid for asking stupid questions.

;)
Title: Kid words ...
Post by: nirvana on June 22, 2006, 12:39:09 AM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
Some times kids are brilliant

The day i got married my nephew (6) asked me "why did you get married"

Good ****ing question i thought for a second before i chuckled and answerd him.


Well, what as the answer?
Title: Kid words ...
Post by: Nilsen on June 22, 2006, 01:13:36 AM
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Originally posted by nirvana
Well, what as the answer?


Tax and insurance reasons.
Title: Re: Kid words ...
Post by: SOB on June 22, 2006, 01:23:07 AM
Oh man, Straffo is breeding?  Lock up your smelly cheese and boxes of wine, we're all doomed!
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Post by: Stringer on June 22, 2006, 01:26:15 AM
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Originally posted by Maverick
In the context of women, hot beats cold every time! :D  :p


Ahhh...yes from OUR perspective, but from the context OF the woman, cold beats hot every time..hehe.
Title: Kid words ...
Post by: nirvana on June 22, 2006, 02:33:07 AM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
Tax and insurance reasons.


Hehehe
Title: Kid words ...
Post by: Nilsen on June 22, 2006, 02:40:14 AM
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Originally posted by nirvana
Hehehe


im serious actually. if it wasnt for those reasons we would prolly not be married. we have lived together and been happy for 12 years before we got married :)

we did not have a wedding, just a small party with our closest friends and family a few days after we signed the papers.