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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: JB88 on June 23, 2006, 04:27:36 AM
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summer.
boobies.
yay.
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My two favorite seasons are spring and summer.
Spring, because the women start wearing less clothing
the Summer because women start wearing even less clothing then that.
A bunch of years ago a friend of mine and I were noticing how womens bathing suits were getting smaller and smaller and smaller.
Then jokingly we wondered what womens bathing suits would be 50 years from now.
My buddy thought about it for a moment then said
"Two Bandaids and a cork" LMAO
Now if I can only live another 50 years to enjoy it
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i think we can talk about boobies all we want, we just can't call the tits.
gazongas, fun bags, melons, hooters, flesh pillows, mammaries, baloons, are all fine... tits probably aren't :huh
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tata's? Jugs? Cans? Rack?
boobies are fun
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
"Two Bandaids and a cork" LMAO
RNOGLAF!!! :rofl
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tits. i'm crazy bout, tits
cuz if she's got tits, then i'm gonna staaarrrrrrre,
i like them individually or by the pair.
jugs. i'm crazy bout your jugs,
like two VW bugs parked on your chesssssssst
a titty, a knocker, a booby, a bosom, a breaaaaaast.
oooooh my golly, gosh would'nt it just be great
if each and every dolly had triple D, size 38.
boobs. i'm crazy bout your boobs,
like two rubics cubes, i'd like to twiiiiiiiist
i'll put them on the top of my shopping liisssst
(upbeat)
i must confess, i am obsessed with those two protrusions on the fronta your chest. and you can trust, that i lust not for your money but just your bust.
i like em big! i like em small! so catch me if i start to fall...
so i can fall smack dab into your mammory waaaalllllll.
tits. (step kick)
tits. (step kick)
they are the besssssssst
a titty
a knocker
a chi chi
a melon
a winnebego
a funbag
a breaaaaaaaaaast!!!!
we might as well just call it quits. tits!
(memorized this one very early on in my developement...from john paragon's, paragon of comedy...a rare and obscure hbo special made many many many moons ago....he had pee wee herman on his show before he hit it major major.)
(the best skit was ramone esteca. IMHO.)
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Originally posted by Mustaine
i think we can talk about boobies all we want, we just can't call the tits.
gazongas, fun bags, melons, hooters, flesh pillows, mammaries, baloons, are all fine... tits probably aren't :huh
Headlights??????
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Hoohas
Titskis
Bikini Stuffers
Rib Cushions
Creamers
Beanbags
Hindenburgs
Hand Warmers
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During the con Roy will be too busy to do much about it.
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Originally posted by Edbert
During the con Roy will be too busy to do much about it.
but he'll be so stressed, and over worked after that he'll probably go on a rampage with the ban stick. happened last time :(
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cant say as i would blame him.
i mean, how many boobs is he going to get to see during an aces high convention?
(aside from the obligatory flat-chested hooters girl who's there to put her boyfriend through medical school when he finally gets to sneak away for dinner.)
talk about a saugage fest.
:cool:
(man, when am i going to learn to keep my clamhole shut?)
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(http://www.alisakiss.com/preview/images/2004/040206.jpg)
this one's for you skuzzy.
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Dale just saw this one and said "That is nice"...
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I'd make a comment about this thread, but you guys would take it and run.
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Originally posted by Edbert1
Dale just saw this one and said "That is nice"...
"Shoul said Hi" :rofl
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If those things were headlights and you put them on bright you could see in a snow storm.
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You want boobies? Here are quite a few in various poses.
Enjoy. :D
(http://www.avisnatura.com/natl_geo_society/images/boobies.jpg)
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Ah yes summer time in Huntington Beach CA I turn into a real bird lover
my favorite is the long legged double breasted california matress thrasher.
In full breading plumage of coarse!
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two bandaids and a cork........ I dam near pissed myself on that one. LMFAO
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Originally posted by Edbert1
Dale just saw this one and said "That is nice"...
Had her. She's not much on conversation but she's a hell of a good cook.:aok
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What this thread needs IS JB28 to post.
He doesn't even need to say anything . His avatard speaks for itself.
Bronk
Edit : looks like it got Skuzzified.:cry
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Originally posted by Bronk
What this thread needs IS JB28 to post.
He doesn't even need to say anything . His avatard speaks for itself.
Bronk
it was skuzzified.
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Thats unAmerican. Call Homeland Security:furious
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I have a new still avitard waiting but I'm thinking Skuzzy will nuke it from orbit. Just to be safe.
Bronk
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
Hoohas
Titskis
Bikini Stuffers
Rib Cushions
Creamers
Beanbags
Hindenburgs
Hand Warmers
Oh, P_L_E_A_S_E ( sarcastic disgusted look on my face)
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:t
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Originally posted by Mustaine
it was skuzzified.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
BRING IT BACK!#!#@!#!#@!#:mad: :furious
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Originally posted by Bronk
I have a new still avitard waiting but I'm thinking Skuzzy will nuke it from orbit. Just to be safe.
Bronk
I think he's on to you.:D
http://www.332nd.org/dogs/daddog/Con06g.jpg
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Think I'll give it a try. Skuzzy if you read this and don't like the new avatard...
Please just nuke the avatard and don't PNG me please.
Note: I like my stars and stripes avatard. If the skuzzman Nukes the new one I go back happily.
Bronk
Edit: Loaded it very briefly and after looking at on the bbs...its a bit too racy.
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JB, yes you can make a post about boobies. You just can't show pictures of them 'in the flesh".
Milo, you are one sick twisted individual. Get help. :p
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It isn't legal to post about little boobies...you can post about
HUGH HUMUNGOUS BOOZANGAS
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
:t
don't give me that look, its not my fault than all men are obsesed with a womans breasts
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Originally posted by Mustaine
i think we can talk about boobies all we want, we just can't call the tits.
gazongas, fun bags, melons, hooters, flesh pillows, mammaries, baloons, are all fine... tits probably aren't :huh
Dont forget "sweater meat"
They are especially good when they are not wearing a bra and you see two little dots of happiness poking out :)
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Originally posted by weaselsan
HUGH HUMUNGOUS BOOZANGAS
Who is this Hugh? and what drugs were his parents on when they named him?
can i have some of those plz.
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You can but don't say anything derogatory about insurgents attacking America. Morons! LOLH :rofl
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[SIZE=8]BOOBIES![/SIZE]
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You guys were al bottle fed wrent you?
LOL
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Not me.
I was the youngest. I got sloppy seconds.
:aok
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ahhh yes..Summertime....The only redeeeming factor of working the gate at Dam Neck Naval Station(day Shift)..you see we have our own beach..Nothin like a jeep full of hotties in bikinis showing up at the gate.
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tonight, i bartended. i worked service bar.
in the service bar i am above the dining area and have a view down into it.
in particular there is a table nearby which almost always offers a lovely view of boobies.
working in destin florida...
tonights show was
AWE
SOME.
:cool:
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buncha amateurs
(http://renaissance.xtreme.net.nz/ms/fdboobies.jpg)
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Originally posted by ASTAC
ahhh yes..Summertime....The only redeeeming factor of working the gate at Dam Neck Naval Station(day Shift)..you see we have our own beach..Nothin like a jeep full of hotties in bikinis showing up at the gate.
LMAO. I hope your looking for the base sticker first. LMAO
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Originally posted by Vulcan
buncha amateurs
(http://renaissance.xtreme.net.nz/ms/fdboobies.jpg)
OK,
Who's daughter are you using?
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With all that boob-interest, has anyone here seriously considered picking up dairy farming studies?
It will teach you a lot and improve your "handling" of those delicate subjects :D
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Angus,
Dairy farming is all automated now. No hands on at all.
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Originally posted by Angus
With all that boob-interest, has anyone here seriously considered picking up dairy farming studies?
It will teach you a lot and improve your "handling" of those delicate subjects :D
How did I know that somebody somewhere would compare us to cattle?
Dude get a grip its not the same
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"Angus,
Dairy farming is all automated now. No hands on at all."
The robotics are very little in the business yet. Maybe 1-3 % worldwide.
So, the preps are the same, like wiping with a soft tissue, and so on. Same goes with the finish, - a delicate hand required.
Well, off subject a bit anyway :D
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Originally posted by dmf
LMAO. I hope your looking for the base sticker first. LMAO
I'm supposed to look at what first?
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Originally posted by ASTAC
I'm supposed to look at what first?
You know that little dod sticker with the red strip under it that says comnavbase norva, and has 2 white stickers on either side with the expiration date, that cars are required to have to get on bases around here?
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Actually ever sice everything became "regional" the red sticker says "COMNAVREGMIDLANT"
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oh, I guess the one on Jacks car was an old one then. I don't notice those anymore since I don't have one anymore.
I never go to DamNeck beach anyway, i usually go to either Croatan or Sandbridge.
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(http://jafablog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/the_hood.jpg)
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You really need to wash your car.
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DMF, It's supposed to rain here all week..given the accident rates on rainy days..the highways should just about be clear of traffic by mid-week.
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Well I guess that means I'll get wet all week waiting on the bus. My car is already been cleared off the road.
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(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/621_1151386954_showletter1.jpg)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/621_1151387049_showletter3.jpg)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/621_1151387103_showletter93.jpg)
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TEATS
No matter how bad your Day is, a GOOD set of "Perkies" will put a Smile :D on yer face...
That and a good piece of (_!_) .
If not then check yer pulse and call 911... yer Dead!
:O
:huh
:aok
Mac
Ever wonder why GOD made two of them and placed them on the front were her eyes can see where yer lookin, when One HUGE one on the back woulda surficed?
GOD has a GREAT sense of humor!
:rofl
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Originally posted by Edbert1
Her pants are still on...was she being arrested?
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LMAO I want the tank top the girlk in the last picture is wearing LMAO
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Originally posted by dmf
LMAO I want the tank top the girlk in the last picture is wearing LMAO
The heck with the tanktop...
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Originally posted by dmf
LMAO I want the tank top the girlk in the last picture is wearing LMAO
Then you'll be just like you are now... "Gettin NONE!"
:rofl
Mac
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Originally posted by AWMac
Then you'll be just like you are now... "Gettin NONE!"
:rofl
Mac
And what makes you think I don't get any?
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Originally posted by dmf
And what makes you think I don't get any?
I dont think hot girls play a WWII game with 50 year old men all the time :D
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I generally do not care for people to talk about the boobs on our board. It borders on "Rule #4" violations.
I know we have a lot of them, but it just does not seem right to discuss them in a public venue. Sort of the same thought process of someone pointing at a mentally retarded person and laughing at them. It just isn't done in polite company.
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BRING BACK JB28's AVATAR!@!##@! w00t~!
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Originally posted by 1epic1
I dont think hot girls play a WWII game with 50 year old men all the time :D
I never said I was hot, but I don't have any problems getting a date. As for AH, I like the game, thats why I play it, its fun, its different. Besides I liek WW2 games and movies.
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
I generally do not care for people to talk about the boobs on our board. It borders on "Rule #4" violations.
I know we have a lot of them, but it just does not seem right to discuss them in a public venue. Sort of the same thought process of someone pointing at a mentally retarded person and laughing at them. It just isn't done in polite company.
I think you have a point skuzzy.
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*takes notes*
"Skuzzy has lots of boobies."
hmmm... I'm confused now.
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Originally posted by dmf
I never said I was hot, but I don't have any problems getting a date. As for AH, I like the game, thats why I play it, its fun, its different. Besides I liek WW2 games and movies.
Then again, there was USAgirl and that xmas calendar.
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
I generally do not care for people to talk about the boobs on our board. It borders on "Rule #4" violations.
I know we have a lot of them, but it just does not seem right to discuss them in a public venue. Sort of the same thought process of someone pointing at a mentally retarded person and laughing at them. It just isn't done in polite company.
Thankfully they only post pictures of pretty women in relatively revealing clothing instead of their own pictures. That really would be pushing it over the edge and you'd have to erase half the posts and ban half the posters. :)
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I think that he thinks I'm butt ugly just because I play a game. Anybody that thinks that get the ip addresses for the freespace players and go against the 305 Terrain squad:) Its all girls.
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dmf, your not taking those jokes made aganst you seriously are you?
Just checking...
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I try never to make assumptions about anyone on the intardnet, but certain universal truths apply (so long as everything REMAINS on the indardnet):
1. All females on the intardnet are hot. If you dont believe it, just ask the guys that talk to them.
2. All males on the intardnet are somewhere between 15 and 30 and are never married. The same man might be a different age at different times of the day even, it depends on which lady he's talking to at the moment.
3. No matter how well you get to know people on the intardnet, you ALWAYS have a 50/50 shot they are being held in some sort of correctional facility. If not, and they live in the same town, theres still a 5% chance yall are related.
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
dmf, your not taking those jokes made aganst you seriously are you?
Just checking...
Nope, the only thing about the internet I take seriousley is the monthly bill, and my exhusbands emails. I do want that tank top though :)
Besides I have 2 brothers older than me, so I've already heard it all.
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Wait, your a female...:O
I was told this day would come...
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OK you all have been naughty and gone far off topic .
I will now attempt to get it back on topic.
(http://www.screamifyouwantit.com/mambo/images/stories/tits.jpg)
Continue
Bronk
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Originally posted by Saintaw
*takes notes*
"Skuzzy has lots of boobies."
hmmm... I'm confused now.
Many members of the AH forums have manboobies.
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
Wait, your a female...:O
I was told this day would come...
( wonders whish word to put under this thought "duh" or "uh yea")
DUH, like I'm the first or something. if you guys really knew how many girls actually play thease "guy games" your hair would stop falliong out :)
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Originally posted by StarOfAfrica2
I try never to make assumptions about anyone on the intardnet, but certain universal truths apply (so long as everything REMAINS on the indardnet):
1. All females on the intardnet are hot. If you dont believe it, just ask the guys that talk to them.
2. All males on the intardnet are somewhere between 15 and 30 and are never married. The same man might be a different age at different times of the day even, it depends on which lady he's talking to at the moment.
3. No matter how well you get to know people on the intardnet, you ALWAYS have a 50/50 shot they are being held in some sort of correctional facility. If not, and they live in the same town, theres still a 5% chance yall are related.
#1 yea right
#2 never married? yea right
#3 probally, not, and god I hope not cause he's buff