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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: RightF00T on June 24, 2006, 03:30:49 PM
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Rules: Post an mage to beat the last image; example: I post a VW Beetle, someone else posts a Semi-Truck....keep it fun.
No repost of things/give a valid reason why the picture beats the one before it.
Ill start:
(http://www.dirtyflower.com/wp-content/Dave_Chappelle_As_Prince.jpg)
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(http://www.ridespirit.com/data/marques/images/bigredx_logo_57_30.gif)
Reason: My red X is bigger.
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Hands down the most awesome red 'X' evah!!1!1!1!!!1111
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Vin Diesel in 'xXx'
(http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1108152.jpg)
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Pffffffft...I gots Ice Cube AND 3 red X's.
(http://www.cinema.lycos.fr/events/XXX2/xxx-2_ice-cube.jpg)
SUCK IT!!!!!!!
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This "lady" (whale) has at least 5 Xs in her "dress" size.
(http://latf.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/XXXXX.jpg)
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(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0007KIFKU.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
Xzibit!
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Mine still pwnz Furball's. :rofl
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(http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/child-stars/gary-coleman/tvg.jpg)
I got Gary Coleman, who's far and away more frightening than Ice Cube or that poser who can't even spell 'exhibit' correctly. Oh yeah, and my white 'TV' in a red box trumps all Xs.
Suck it.
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I still think the Whale should beat out both of those. :noid
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Originally posted by OOZ662
This "lady" (whale) has at least 5 Xs in her "dress" size.
I'd wager that she needs a floor jack to take a pee....
My regards,
Widewing
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I see your Coleman and raise you:
(http://www.voxmagazine.com/images/120805screenplato.jpg)
EDIT: Is it taking anyone else a long time for replies to post?
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Originally posted by OOZ662
I still think the Whale should beat out both of those. :noid
I still think you should get nominated for PNG status for exposing us your lovely "whale".
:huh
;)
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(http://econscience.org/scott/cramerweb/c164/img/lunenburg/harpoon.all.jpg)
Harpoon trumps Fat Chicks
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malcolm was the biggest baddest X
(http://www.jhu.edu/~bfsa/bpexhibit/images/malcomX_movie_poster.jpg)
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Malcolm got "capped". He wasn't that badass.
Try again.
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Originally posted by Neubob
(http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/child-stars/gary-coleman/tvg.jpg)
I got Gary Coleman, who's far and away more frightening than Ice Cube or that poser who can't even spell 'exhibit' correctly. Oh yeah, and my white 'TV' in a red box trumps all Xs.
Suck it.
he spelt kustom wrong too.
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Well, at least Xhibit brought the floor jack with him.
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
Malcolm got "capped". He wasn't that badass.
Try again.
That was friendly fire, they where shooting at Coleman.
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Holiday for terrorists: -
(http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/facility/images/guantanamo-bay_x-ray020111n696_094ad.jpg)
camp xray
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Stealing this from xtoronto from another thread......this thing scares all!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/859_1151189298_strange.jpg)
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One more twinky and that lady will choke to death on her purse strap.
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biggest x yet.....
(http://www.student-direct.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/issue5/X%20Factor.jpg)
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And then theirs always George W. Bush who will send the US military against us.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/859_1151189385_georgebush.jpg)
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XB-70 is a bigger X
(http://www.strangevehicles.com/images/content/102048.jpg)
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Cygnus X-1
It's a black hole.
(http://www.astrosurf.org/lombry/Physique/cygnus-x-1.jpg)
It positively DWARFS any other X's out there.
Now perhaps we can move on from making bigger x's, and start being just a little more creative. :)
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I see your Black hole
and raise you one Black Ho :D
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/43/Paula_Abdul-American_Idol.jpg/225px-Paula_Abdul-American_Idol.jpg)
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Originally posted by Hoarach
Stealing this from xtoronto from another thread......this thing scares all!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/859_1151189298_strange.jpg)
zomfg batfink what happened.
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I'll see your black hole, and raise you a more massive black hole...
(http://members.optusnet.com.au/evilpundit/blog/images/michael-moore-smurfy.jpg)
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How about a target A-hole
(http://naproom.mu.nu/pics/FATASS-TARGET.jpg)
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(http://ru.fishki.net/picsn/podbor42_33.jpg)
I win. Sorry Skuzz - couldn't help it.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:O :O :O
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Holy saggy sandwich Batman!
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G O D D A M
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(http://www.boreme.com/boreme/media-pictures/huge-bra.jpg)
A triple XXX bra
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since we haven't been able to get away from the whole 'X' theme, here's something else that's stale.
(http://img1.vunct.net/albums/Eman_Akcali/moldy_bread.jpg)
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I'll see your stale bread and raise you with one stale senator.
(http://www.c-span.org/questions/images/byrd_320.jpg)
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Another Stale(deceased) Senator(Ted Williams)
(http://images.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/_photos/2002-07-08-williams-senator.jpg)
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Another Williams
(http://www.formula1.it/2001/News/2005/Scuderie/Williams_fg_5.jpg)
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another Williams
(http://www.johngilmore.com/Celebrities/Images/hankwilliams_jail.jpg)
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I see your "Williams" and i raise ya
(http://www.taxfreegold.co.uk/images/1925netherlands10guilderobv240.JPG)
A Wilhelmina.
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I'll see your one queen and raise you.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/profiles/images/queenmainbr.jpg)
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Ha, that's easy.
I'll raise your queen with a roundhouse kick
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/68_1151264645_chucknorris.jpg)
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Oh lord. :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Roscoroo
I see your "Williams" and i raise ya
(http://www.taxfreegold.co.uk/images/1925netherlands10guilderobv240.JPG)
A Wilhelmina.
Btw Rosco, how did you come up with a dutch coin? :)
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those are some ugly frog eyes ...
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Chuck Norris....pffffft
(http://www.eve-files.com/media/09/mr_t.jpg)
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(http://blogs.citypages.com/ctg/images/A%20MrT-Animal-Kermit.jpg)
"I pity....myself"
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Raises with
(http://www.shoarns.com/frog.jpg)
Poison dart frog :D
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non poison dart....
(http://www.theatrebreaks.com/partydilemmas/frenchman.gif)
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(http://www.iflipflop.com/uploaded_images/lance_seven-709689.jpg)
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(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/19_1151300398_xtc.jpg)
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(http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/SES/pdMTSES0048.jpg)
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(http://asame4.web.infoseek.co.jp/nintenf192.gif)
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(http://www.strangenewproducts.com/uploaded_images/naughty-nads-bikini-design-kit-714291.jpg)
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(http://www.wayneallen.com/mt/archives/balloon_aid-thumb.gif)
(http://www.wayneallen.com/mt/archives/balloon_aid-thumb.gif)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3d/Champagne_cork.jpg/200px-Champagne_cork.jpg)
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(http://www.timemachinetoys.com/toypics/vanicebaby.JPG)
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Ok...these are no longer making any sense....please include a description. :lol
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Originally posted by RightF00T
Ok...these are no longer making any sense....please include a description. :lol
Well, the one before my first one appeared to be a frenchman on a bike. Not hard to guess how Lance wins there.
Not sure about the candy after but Cookie Monster likes candy too.
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Them are not candies, but good drugs.
Her's a doll so Diablo can play "kissing couples".
(http://www.brianbarnett.com/images/bushdoll.jpg)
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Guess I'd better explain that one. It's nothing, period. ;)
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(http://dotdoubledot.com/img/dotdoubledot.gif)
PS: Just dots... no candies ;)
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Originally posted by Furball
(http://www.wayneallen.com/mt/archives/balloon_aid-thumb.gif)
(http://www.wayneallen.com/mt/archives/balloon_aid-thumb.gif)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3d/Champagne_cork.jpg/200px-Champagne_cork.jpg)
LMFAO!!!!!! I used this one this past weekend. I gave the "originator" the credit for it.
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This is kinda gay...
(http://asame4.web.infoseek.co.jp/mascotf247.jpg)
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Originally posted by Saintaw
(http://dotdoubledot.com/img/dotdoubledot.gif)
PS: Just dots... no candies ;)
Hehe... that looks familiar.
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You now see the subliminal power of BBS signature.
I'll have to change mine to a money sending on my account thing I guess...*scratches chin*.
Anyway... here's my image for today:
(http://mayhem-chaos.net/photoblog/images/weird_bubble.jpg)
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I'll see your air-filled flamer....
(http://www.elton-john.net/elton.jpg)
And raise you, a bigger one.
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I see your air filled flamer and raise you:
(http://www.altfrankfurt.com/Spezial/Zeppelin/Hindenburg/Lakehurst/pic/InFlames.jpg)
The biggest flaming air fill.
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I see your flaming blimp and raise you one who want's to go up in smoke.
(http://www.septica.com/FatChick.jpg)
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BARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'll see your seared cow....
(http://www.dizzypigbbq.com/images/RecipeImages/107-0710_IMG.jpg)
And raise you a medium rare.
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If you want divine dining.
(http://www.venganza.org/images/spreadword/havetouched.jpg)
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Ummm...
You win.
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Originally posted by Neubob
Ummm...
You win.
Too bad the Chuck Norris wild card was already played. ;)
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Sorry but in the Divinity wars, Guitar God beats noodles everytime.
(http://www.seattlest.com/attachments/seattle_seth/mank_jimi.jpg)
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Originally posted by StarOfAfrica2
Sorry but in the Divinity wars, Guitar God beats noodles everytime.
His victory was based on utter absurdity. By trumping my steak with the Spaghetti and Meatballs, he effectively established a parameter that was immediately impossible to match, much less defeat. A brilliant move, in my opinion.
Beating him on the basis of divinity would be like trying to beat Micheal Jordan with a superior hairdo.
:cry
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Eh?
(http://www.babyhearing.org/images/HearingAmp/Choices/hearing_aid.jpg)
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Fine, *****es, here you go....
I'll see your Hendrix, and I'll raise you these two guys:
(http://www.tropiccomics.com/ebay/lcrotnerds2.jpg)
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Then simply consider that when Mr. Hendrix finished that joint, he could have easily eaten everything on the page once the munchies kicked in. Therefore he still wins. :)
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Fine. 5 Devo Ninjas to beat your 2 funky guys.
(http://www.sohoblues.com/DEVO/previewpages/preview1.jpg)
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Originally posted by StarOfAfrica2
Then simply consider that when Mr. Hendrix finished that joint, he could have easily eaten everything on the page once the munchies kicked in. Therefore he still wins. :)
Even the fat chick on the grill?
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Too easy Star.
Uh, withdrawn to avoid wrath of moderator.
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Hey, those weren't two funky guys, those were two funky Tri-Lambs...
Nevertheless, I'll see your five weirdos, and I'll raise you.....
(http://www.pr.com/upload/article_image_1117234550.jpg)
Boom-Shaka-Laka!!
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Please. I can beat those dried up old witches with only one mouse button.
(http://wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/movie/charliesangels/charlies_angels_1.jpg)
Besides, they were at their strongest when they had the asian chick, and two of them in that picture arent even there anymore.
Weak.
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Pastier than Drew Barrymore...
Funnier than Cameron Diaz...
More jewish than Lucy Liu...
I give you.....
(http://www.brownsteins.net/Ulpan/Images/ThreeStooges.gif)
victory is mine
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Beyond pasty. He takes sticky and sweaty to new heights.
Funny? Well, queer lets say.
I guarantee he's a master at hair pulling and slapping.
Jewish? Ummm.........well I hear he's tight. :)
To top it all off? He ADORES fat chicks. He could even get rid of the one above. LOL
(http://malcontent.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/richardsimmons.jpg)
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lol
I'm outta my league.
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Ahem....
I'll see your fuzzy-haired pillowbiting, gym-enthusiast
And raise you, god I don't even know WHAT this is:
(http://www.anthemartists.com/photo_images_3/carrot_top_1.jpg)
VICTORY IS MINE
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Originally posted by StarOfAfrica2
Beyond pasty. He takes sticky and sweaty to new heights.
Funny? Well, queer lets say.
I guarantee he's a master at hair pulling and slapping.
Jewish? Ummm.........well I hear he's tight. :)
To top it all off? He ADORES fat chicks. He could even get rid of the one above. LOL
(http://malcontent.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/richardsimmons.jpg)
I'll see your Queen and raise you one:
(http://www2.lhric.org/pocantico/womenenc/D1_ML.jpg)
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I'll see your crowned lump of enameled-calcium, and raise you...
Another!
(http://www.dentalgentlecare.com/images/amalgam_large_fillilng.jpg)
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Good morning. *chomp*
(http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/emr/Conferences/Sharks/shark.jpg)
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(http://www.elbowroombar.com/images/Concerts/GreatWht1_exposure.jpg)
in the last century the band great white has killed twice as many people as the shark great white
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I see a very, very bad sequence of events......
and it all begins with:
(http://sight-and-sound.net/Images/natacts/quietriot.gif)
Feel it, *****!!!
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Ohhh I see, you're trying to make me sick!
Here, I raise you with something that should make you sick too if you are a real man.
WARNING! SENSITIVE MATERIAL!!! (http://www.hsus.org/web-files/Celebrities/198x176_Barbara_Streisand.jpg)
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AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH!
I relent, I relent!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I leave you with this:
(http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/asiapcf/9811/08/dalai.lama/link.goldie.hawn.jpg)
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lol, you win! :cry
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i need ....
(http://www.bunda.ca/funnies/stooge2.jpg)
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This is the end....
(http://www.unm.edu/~tdmoy/CastleRomeo200.JPG)
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My god..... Goldie Hawn (picture taken last year):
(http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/Goldie.Hawn.WOTY.2005.jpg)
.... is sixty one freakin' years old.
Who here doesn't secretly wish that their wife looked half as good at sixty one?
I'll see your 61 year old Goldie Hawn and raise you another 61 year-old:
(http://activeedmonton.media.emergence.com/images/chris_150.jpeg)
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I'll see your 61 and raise you a:
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b29/ab0079/girl-with-gun-in-mouth.jpg)
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I'll see your b/w picture of a suicidal brunette and raise you a b/w picture of a suicide inducing brunette; PJ Harvey:
(http://silencio.weblog.com.pt/images/eyes/Guardian-JaneBown-1995-PJHarvey.GIF)
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Be afraid... be VERY affraid!
(http://www.informatik.uni-freiburg.de/~aka/ws96/pic/irland/crying.jpg)
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Originally posted by Morpheus
zomfg batfink what happened.
i know! i tried to convince your misses not to get so many holes in her, said you wouldnt like it, but she insisted.
said she likes to have you hang her from the cieling with hooks and cheese wire!
sick dude, join our clown sex club.
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You want suicide-inducing?
Behold: Ms. Love.
(http://impiousdigest.com/courtney_love_on_drugs.jpg)
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Originally posted by Neubob
You want suicide-inducing?
Behold: Ms. Love.
Dang, now where's my shotgun?
I guess if the govt had already confiscated all firearms Kurt might still be with us. Unless of course he'd discovered Rustoleum...
(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0721051gold1.jpg)
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The horror.
(http://www3.telus.net/textures/images/brando_apoc.jpg)
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I conquer your prominent jaw, with my own:
(http://www.heaven-earth.com/images/seagal.GIF)
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You call those arched eyebrows?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/Spock001.jpg)
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You call that a bowl cut???
(http://www.thedegenerates.com/images/Baby%20Pics/school.jpg)
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That's not a tie, now that's a tie.
(http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/dress-up/acc/ties/gangster-tie-big.jpg)
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That get-up isn't rediculous enough.....
(http://www.emediawire.com/prfiles/2005/06/02/247476/LiberaceinHotPantssinglecopy.jpg)
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IT LIVES!!!!
(http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/4/3/5/6/9056534-9056537-slarge.jpg)
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Need a zombie dispatcher? Hail to the king baby.
(http://centerstage.net/stumped/photoarchive/136.jpg)
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Is it faux pas to beat your own?
Clatto Verata Nicto
(http://www.studiocreations.com/images/necronomicon.jpg)
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Originally posted by lukster
Clatto Verata Nicto
and from another part of the galaxy:
(http://www.shipbrook.com/karen/blog/images/kang.gif)
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My alien beats your alien.
(http://hometown.aol.com/almightyobo/images/jesus_zoidberg.jpg)
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My alien can beat up your alien.
(http://www.inetmsi.net/~edward/images/Al%20Gore.jpg)
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"Ludicrous gibs"(tm) ROTT inc. beats all gore
(http://rott.classicgaming.gamespy.com/hell/gibs.gif)
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I'll see your gore and raise you an anti-gore Gore.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/Tgore.jpg)
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I can beat your lady with the blue pen with an Ann Coulter mouse pad
(http://home.comcast.net/~bernievision/Coulter_Mouse_pad.jpg)
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I'll raise your prettiest Republican woman with huge jugs with...
(http://www.harrywalker.com/photos/Thomas_Helen.jpg)
The prettiest democrat woman with huge jugs.
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This one is stronger with the force.
(http://www.cuhkacs.org/~henryporter/Bo-Blog/up/palpatine.jpg)
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I'll take your freaky looking thing and up it with a freaky something or another.
(http://asame3.web.infoseek.co.jp/st20ga168.jpg)
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I'll see your portrait of Japanese insanity and smack you with this:
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41790000/jpg/_41790140_tokyodrift2_203.jpg)
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(http://www.edmunds.com/media/news/column/carmudgeon/chrysler.newest.challenger/70.dodge.challenger.ta.500.jpg)
and before anyone else gets it, i'll trump myself
(http://www.rmi.org/images/article/E-Challenger.gif)
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ni hao!
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40896000/jpg/_40896788_spacemenap203.jpg)
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What you're really seeing in all those publicity photos and reels....
(http://www.spacedaily.com/images/china-rocket-boy-future-160-bg.jpg)
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Haven't we been there already? :D
(http://www.addict3d.org/img/cb6b3c1852b29ab9.jpg)
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My answer to your three stupid guys, are these three stupid guys:
(http://morgamic.com/gallery/d/2123-2/Picture_579.jpg)
And no, I have no idea who they are.
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the three are kewler & everyone knows who they r
(http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/bling/handsomehunkes5.jpg)
& they must be english, cause they stop their cars (err pimprides) to talk on teh cell phone
handsomehunkes5.jpg, lolololol
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More intelligent conversation FTW
(http://www.greysquirrel.net/pics/cell.jpg)