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Title: Spain's parliament is to declare support for rights to life and freedom for great ape
Post by: ROC on June 27, 2006, 08:48:53 PM: Planet of the apes? (http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/spanish-parliament-supports-rights-for/20060627105509990011?ncid=NWS00010000000001)
Title: Spain's parliament is to declare support for rights to life and freedom for great ape
Post by: Neubob on June 27, 2006, 08:55:34 PM: "With this, Spain will make itself a world leader in protection of the great apes," said Pedro Pozas, general secretary of the Great Ape Project's Spanish branch

Well, this is a logical progression, don't you think?

After all, since the Spanish have finally succeeded in creating the perfect society, why not tackle some issues that have been too long overlooked by the modern world.
Title: Spain's parliament is to declare support for rights to life and freedom for great ape
Post by: john9001 on June 27, 2006, 08:56:51 PM: does that mean the apes can get married?
Title: Spain's parliament is to declare support for rights to life and freedom for great ape
Post by: Maverick on June 27, 2006, 09:08:06 PM: Is that great ape or grape ape?
Title: Spain's parliament is to declare support for rights to life and freedom for great ape
Post by: Gunslinger on June 27, 2006, 09:27:25 PM: wouldn't this law be considered discriminatory since it does not include Monkeys? After all, if you recognize an ape's right to freedom you have to give it to all the others as well.
Title: Spain's parliament is to declare support for rights to life and freedom for great ape
Post by: Hangtime on June 27, 2006, 09:38:00 PM: different monkey.
Title: Spain's parliament is to declare support for rights to life and freedom for great ape
Post by: lasersailor184 on June 28, 2006, 01:03:42 AM: Well, this is what they get. Don't say we didn't warn you spain.

The moment a dog barks at you you turn tail and flee like an effeminate wrist flopper. Now you see the consequences.
Title: Spain's parliament is to declare support for rights to life and freedom for great ape
Post by: Saintaw on June 28, 2006, 01:38:13 AM: Quote
Originally posted by john9001
does that mean the apes can get married?

Yes John, but you will need to move to Spain.
Title: Spain's parliament is to declare support for rights to life and freedom for great ape
Post by: storch on June 28, 2006, 06:45:29 AM: you would think europeans would be more concerned about protecting the mating rights of ..europeans. the moslems are taking all their women and try as they might the adam and steve method just doesn't produce results.
Title: Spain's parliament is to declare support for rights to life and freedom for great ape
Post by: Suave on June 28, 2006, 08:30:25 AM: Isn't homo sapiens sapiens a great ape ?