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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: bagrat on June 27, 2006, 11:32:32 PM
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i dunno if u guys already knew this but if go to open a word processor and type the name of one of the planes that ran into the twin towers, Q33NY (make sure letters are capital) then change the font to wingdings the symbols are kinda weird.
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Welcome to the Internet (http://www.snopes.com/rumors/wingdings.asp).
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lol.
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:rofl :rofl
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i guess u made ur link say that. nice sarcasm i appologize for not being aware of everything in the world
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Don't spoil it by acting wounded.
:D
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aww but i am, no but for real everybody already knew about that, i found out like 3 days ago
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So you're relatively new around the O'Club. Welcome Bagrat! It's time to get you caught up with the rest of the group. Just answer the following questions:
1. What political party to you most identify with? The corporate fascist Republicans or the Commie Socialist Democrats?
2. Wait... don't answer that. First, are you an American citizen? If not, please disregard the previous question and consider your opinions on U.S. politics to be irrelevant. If so, welcome!
3. Are you a veteran? Is anyone in your family a veteran?
4. Are you pro-life or pro-abortion?
5. Guns? Do you have any guns? Ever shot a gun? How do you feel about gun control? Are you a member of the NRA?
6. What do you do for a living?
7. Are you married? Kids?
8. Have you ever burned a flag?
9. What religion are you? Keep in mind that "environmentalism" is an option here.
10. Is your garage carpeted?
11. Do you know any strippers?
12. Ever heard of a guy named Voss?
Again... Welcome!
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You missed a 3rd answer to question 1:
"That there (completely unbiased) online quiz said I was a Libertarian."
Also, finding out a stance on the ACLU would be nice.
:aok
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Originally posted by majic
Also, finding out a stance on the ACLU would be nice.
:aok
Well... the answer to this question is also in #1. All corporate fascists hate the ACLU, while all commie socialists adore them. ;)
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LMAO ^^^
That about covers it!
Welcome.
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um yes and i did stay at a holliday inn express last night
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One last thing... don't tell us what kind of car you drive. Based upon your answers to the above questions, we will tell you!
:aok
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go for, it or did you really want me to answer those questions
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1. What political party to you most identify with? The corporate fascist Republicans or the Commie Socialist Democrats?
Fascist with socialist sympathies
2. Wait... don't answer that. First, are you an American citizen? If not, please disregard the previous question and consider your opinions on U.S. politics to be irrelevant. If so, welcome!
Citizen of the U.S.
3. Are you a veteran? Is anyone in your family a veteran?
Veteran, currently in the US Navy reserve.
4. Are you pro-life or pro-abortion?
Pro-life.
5. Guns? Do you have any guns? Ever shot a gun? How do you feel about gun control? Are you a member of the NRA?
Own a Henry lever-action .22LR.
6. What do you do for a living?
Network engineer for a broadband services company.
7. Are you married? Kids?
Yes, in reconciliation. No.
8. Have you ever burned a flag?
Yes. It was old and worn out.
9. What religion are you? Keep in mind that "environmentalism" is an option here.
I believe in myself. Selfishness is teh kewl.
10. Is your garage carpeted?
Only hoity-toity conservative BMW drivin' cut-n-paste types have that.
11. Do you know any strippers?
Yes. Dated one in high school and en ex-girlfriend later became one.
12. Ever heard of a guy named Voss?
Probably the best German WWI fighter pilot.
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You ever been in a cockpit before?
You ever seen a grown man naked?
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
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This should help also... (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting.php)
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In no particular order:
Yes
No
Possibly
I don't recall
Both
Only hoity toity, BMW driving, cut & paste types have those.
Boy, did I pick a bad day to quit sniffing glue!
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Is anyone else noticing a spike in the number of noobs here in the OC in the last coupla weeks?
It must be on account of our much improved hygiene regimen overall. I mean... hell... SOB is up to three showers a week now.
Lazs is even slappin' on Polo for Men. Nasty stuff, granted.... but it's a HUGE improvement - believe me. And he has even taken to wearing penny loafers lately. Old school? Yeah - but one's footwear purchasing decisions are limited when one has to make those purchasing decisions in Dixon - the Gold Rush town that time forgot. But ya can't fault the 'ol geezer for trying.
Me? I got one of those sticky hand-held roller things that instantly removes the unwanted polar bear hair off of my majestic moose pelts. To top it off, I now floss daily to extract those annoying beaver hairs.
Anyways....
Welcome noobs. Chances are? What you want to say has already been said ad nauseam. True, we're freakin' masochists for the stuff - we can't get enough of it - but still....
Here's a tip: Pretend that what you want to say has already been said. Many times. Many, many times. So what you gotta do is find a way of saying the same old thing in bold, new and interesting ways.
For example, if you type "RT
"Sun Snowflake 3.5" Diskette Peace Sign"
Roughly translated, it means: "The Brits are limp-wristed butter knife wielding gits."
It's that simple.
Mark my words, grasshopper... you'll get tons of action. Instant credibility. You'll be loved, respected and adored by all your peers. Now you're in the game. NOW you're cooking with gas.
... just don't forget to floss. We're tryin' to run a respectable joint here.
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LMAO. :aok
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Is anyone else noticing a spike in the number of noobs here in the OC in the last coupla weeks?
It must be on account of our much improved hygiene regimen overall.
why yes you do smell somewhat delightful, and well i guess that is what drew me to this forum
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Originally posted by bagrat
why yes you do smell somewhat delightful, and well i guess that is what drew me to this forum
Your evil plan worked, he IS ghey.
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Originally posted by bagrat
why yes you do smell somewhat delightful, and well i guess that is what drew me to this forum
Don't be fooled. Underneath that fragrant aroma is a Canadian.
Back away... slowly... they're quick to anger.
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Originally posted by rpm
Your evil plan worked, he IS ghey.
:rofl
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Shame on you bagrat...You should have known this topic has been discussed numerous times!!!!!!!! I want you to drop out of school and stop your flying lessons so you can search the internet every waking minute of the day and become an O'Club armchair general like.............(you know who you are)
fluff'n corny....
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hey what the hell we turned this thread into a chat room or what.
and while were at it.....if i throw coffee beans all over the floor of my room will it smell morning fresh
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Originally posted by bagrat
hey what the hell we turned this thread into a chat room or what.
and while were at it.....if i throw coffee beans all over the floor of my room will it smell morning fresh
Only if your interpretation of "morning fresh" is Juan Valdez's burro in heat.
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DiabloTX
DiabloTX: Hey, sup? Just got in. Working nights is teh suXXorz. Sandy, do you have a webcam????
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A/S/L?
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DiabloTX:39/Looking for it/whereever you are...you?
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:rofl
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I am now taking my clothes off. Mehehehehe *clip clip clip clip*
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BritneySpears14: Hey...
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BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
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bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
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bloodninja: Baby?
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oh and bagrat... see here:
http://www.turnofftheinternet.com/
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I love Penn and Teller.
http://web.archive.org/web/19961119143115/http://www.sincity.com/penn-n-teller/pcc/wingding.html
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Originally posted by Sandman
Don't be fooled. Underneath that fragrant aroma is a Canadian.
Back away... slowly... they're quick to anger.
No need to fear. They are similar to Chihuahuas. Although they are quick to anger, as a result the only thing that comes from this is a lot of yapping and ankle humping. :)
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Originally posted by Sandman
So you're relatively new around the O'Club. Welcome Bagrat! It's time to get you caught up with the rest of the group. Just answer the following questions:
1. What political party to you most identify with? The corporate fascist Republicans or the Commie Socialist Democrats?
2. Wait... don't answer that. First, are you an American citizen? If not, please disregard the previous question and consider your opinions on U.S. politics to be irrelevant. If so, welcome!
3. Are you a veteran? Is anyone in your family a veteran?
4. Are you pro-life or pro-abortion?
5. Guns? Do you have any guns? Ever shot a gun? How do you feel about gun control? Are you a member of the NRA?
6. What do you do for a living?
7. Are you married? Kids?
8. Have you ever burned a flag?
9. What religion are you? Keep in mind that "environmentalism" is an option here.
10. Is your garage carpeted?
11. Do you know any strippers?
12. Ever heard of a guy named Voss?
Again... Welcome!
:lol