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Title: Uh-oh, better get your tinfoil hat ready...
Post by: DiabloTX on June 30, 2006, 07:29:48 PM
SETI confirms alien signals. (http://www.alienvideo.net/seti-makes-contact.php)
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Post by: BlueJ1 on June 30, 2006, 07:35:52 PM
:noid
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Post by: Yeager on June 30, 2006, 08:02:58 PM
How the hell can there NOT BE life beyond this planet.  Look outside on a clear night.  

There is just no way in hell that we on this Earth are the single creation of life in the universe.  Nature doesnt behave that way.  And if you want to know what God is, God IS the cosmos, not a bunch of words in some sci fi book with proverbs and scripture.  Thats just so much toilet paper.......srry no wish to offend devoted believers of God as defined in the trilogy :cry

I give you your kudos for faith.

WE ARE NOT ALONE!!!!!!!!

but we are LONELY!!!!!

ARGHHHH :lol
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Post by: nirvana on June 30, 2006, 08:03:11 PM
Everything is alien and unidietified until you see it.
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Post by: BlueJ1 on June 30, 2006, 08:10:17 PM
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Originally posted by nirvana
Everything is alien and unidietified until you see it.


So fat men are half alien?
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Post by: Arlo on June 30, 2006, 08:21:59 PM
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
SETI confirms alien signals. (http://www.alienvideo.net/seti-makes-contact.php)


Alien message translated:

"Ok, like, make that mushrooms on half and black olives on the other."
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Post by: SOB on June 30, 2006, 08:26:15 PM
http://www.alienvideo.net
http://www.disclosureproject.org/

Uh huh.

:noid
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Post by: dmf on June 30, 2006, 08:49:53 PM
Ok we found alien signals from space, is the govt planing an invasion yet?
Gee, and all this time everybody made fun of people that said they saw a ufo. Just think of what we could learn from each other :)
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Post by: BlueJ1 on June 30, 2006, 08:55:44 PM
I dont think were ready to speak to other lifeforms right now. I suggest we turn our galactic answering machine on or awhile and screen our calls while we fix some of our own problems.
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Post by: Delirium on June 30, 2006, 08:59:09 PM
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
I dont think were ready to speak to other lifeforms right now. I suggest we turn our galactic answering machine on or awhile and screen our calls while we fix some of our own problems.


Agreed... tho I'd imagine it would make our own wars with each other suddenly cease, while we dealt with a possible invader. Much like China did during WWII...

Problem is, even if we won a war with some alien race (and we would create a war even if they had no interest in invading), we'd go back to killing each other the same day.
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Post by: dmf on June 30, 2006, 09:01:18 PM
Thats a good idea, but it wont work since somebody is gonna spill this to the press real soon you can bet on it.

Seriousley though, this could change everything that we know or believe. I mean what if we really are descendants of an alien race?
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Post by: Meatwad on June 30, 2006, 09:10:03 PM
Maybe the voices in my head are infact aliens trying to contact me........



:noid
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Post by: BlueJ1 on June 30, 2006, 09:18:09 PM
Aliens we encounter are hostile and we manage to fend off their attack. Even tho they are advanced enough to travel across space in large numbers and fight a war (not examine rocks with robots at the next over planet). I doubt we can do that again.

Or, the aliens are peaceful...what the hell would they want with us? Even our best forms of goverment suck. I doubt the aliens will be interested in us long when Bush takes them on a tour of graceland.

How do you communicate with aliens? Do the have inter-galactic hooked on phonics?


Alot of ifs.
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Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on June 30, 2006, 09:18:24 PM
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Originally posted by dmf
Ok we found alien signals from space, is the govt planing an invasion yet?
Gee, and all this time everybody made fun of people that said they saw a ufo. Just think of what we could learn from each other :)


If they've been visiting the people I see on TV talking about UFOs, they either have a very low opinion of us or we are about to meet Rednecks from Space.
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Post by: BlueJ1 on June 30, 2006, 09:19:02 PM
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Originally posted by StarOfAfrica2
If they've been visiting the people I see on TV talking about UFOs, they either have a very low opinion of us or we are about to meet Rednecks from Space.


And their gay and like to probe things.
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Post by: DREDIOCK on June 30, 2006, 09:23:56 PM
Why do I feel this sudden urge to fill my livingroom up with dirt and make a sculpture of a mountain?

And THIS (http://www.tk421.net/gallery/sounds/5notes.wav) tune keeps running through my head
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Post by: DiabloTX on June 30, 2006, 09:32:16 PM
(http://www.thedeathzone.free-online.co.uk/backdrops/misc/fi03.jpg)


D,E,C,C(8va),G...[/B]
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Post by: dmf on June 30, 2006, 10:41:33 PM
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Originally posted by StarOfAfrica2
If they've been visiting the people I see on TV talking about UFOs, they either have a very low opinion of us or we are about to meet Rednecks from Space.


You know speaking of rednecks from space, why is it that 99% of people that get abducted live in tariler parks?
What are they looking for Larry the Cable guy?
Do they listen to Hank Williams Jr?
Do they drink beer and burp all day?
Most important, do aliens say no to carck? (not cocnine)
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Post by: Red Tail 444 on June 30, 2006, 11:34:49 PM
They are not aliens, they are undocumented lifeforms...
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Post by: detch01 on June 30, 2006, 11:48:25 PM
There is life in the universe not of this world. We are the proof of that. And they visit us regularly. But, what most people don't realize is that this is a galactic nuthouse and the only time they visit is to drop another inmate off.
:noid






asw
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Post by: lasersailor184 on June 30, 2006, 11:51:53 PM
DMF, it could be that it's only a majority of rednecks who CLAIM they've been abducted.

How many top CEO's do you see going around claiming they've been abducted?  If you're a top CEO, and you really think you've been abducted, would you say so out loud?



Anyway, scientists have begun to discover the coordination between abduction claims and narcolepsy.  Some believe that certain magnetic waves generated from the energy between tectonic plates causes abduction experiences in Narcolepsy victims, even those who suffer very mildly.
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Post by: Sox62 on July 01, 2006, 07:54:25 AM
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/war_of_the_worlds/aliensfx7.jpg)



:noid
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Post by: eagl on July 01, 2006, 08:17:41 AM
laser,

a properly constructed pyramid over the bed will block 95% of tectonic plate energy, and the remaining 5% are high powered magnetic waves that can be easily channeled into positive flowing energy with some well placed magnets.  Most people don't have the money or space for a full-coverage pyramid and don't have the math skills to calculate the optimum magnet placement, so a small pyramid attached to a pillow and a magnet-impregnated mattress pad will usually do the trick except in certain unusually active locations.

Interestingly enough, if you place a trained 'homing' pigeon (not the extinct kind, but the hobbyist breed remaining today) within one of these protected rooms, it will fly in a perfect circle around the room's center of energy!

For the active narcoleptic who wishes to visit the West Coast of the US or any other tectonically active region, a solar powered electro-magnet baseball cap utilizing proven pyramid geometric properties can give portable, daily protection against those harmful tectonic energy waves.  Ironically, in the 1960s the US government determined that the same modern oil pumping methods known to trigger accidental earthquakes, could also be used to completely reduce unwanted tectonic energy releases in major population centers!  The research was suppressed however because of massive secret kickbacks from the makers of migraine and sleep disorder medications!  The proof is out there but even the media is afraid  of these rich power brokers.  But you can still turn to the same historically proven healing properties of magnets and pyramidal geometries that the ancient world used before the curse of babel's fall fragmented the world's peoples, and the government is powerless to stop you!
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Post by: Curval on July 01, 2006, 08:27:18 AM
It is almsot Independence Day too.....I hope that Will Smith can be reached on Tuesday.
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Post by: Angus on July 01, 2006, 08:51:09 AM
The Universe is big, - or endless, and there's just bound to be life somewhere else.
That said, - IF our law of Physics basicall hold, we're still alone, - the distance to another intelligent lifeform would be too much. For that sake, we could be alone in our Galaxy.
Ponder on this one. How many intelligent lifeforms of human level did earth yet create? Yes, ONE, as far as we know. ;)
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Post by: lazs2 on July 01, 2006, 09:00:08 AM
does anyone recall how the brits used to treat the less advanced cultures they ran into?

I think that is about what we can expect or maybe even worse.

They probly don't need the labor force.... just the raw materials.

lazs
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Post by: Ack-Ack on July 01, 2006, 12:57:50 PM
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
SETI confirms alien signals. (http://www.alienvideo.net/seti-makes-contact.php)



Remember that "To serve Man" is a cookbook.


ack-ack
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Post by: Gunslinger on July 01, 2006, 01:37:32 PM
The chances of us actually ever meeting an alien race are slim to none.  Consider these three factors.  Time, space, and society.

A scientist once created a formula involving many factors to include:

1.  The amount of time the known galaxy has been known to exist vrs the amount of time the earth has been able to support life.

2.  The relative pinsalamander in the timline that humans have been here.

3.  The micronic proportion of that pinsalamander that humans have actually had advanced sciences and space travel

Then you take those factors and compare them to society's general desire to destroy itself.

Then you consider the amount of time it takes to travel in space.  Considering that there are planets that support life out there their time may have come and gone long before life sprouted from a pool of goop.  

The ODDS of two identical timelines matching up and the technology being available, they'd still have to have the slim chance to point themselves in the same direction to meet.  Again miniscule odds of that happening considering the vastness of the known universe.
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Post by: weaselsan on July 01, 2006, 02:09:34 PM
Actually...the reason it took so long to receive the signals that intelligent life existed was because the antennas were accidentally pointed toward Washington DC instead of up toward the cosmos. All they were receiving was massive amounts of hot gases.
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Post by: Brenjen on July 01, 2006, 02:21:38 PM
I don't believe we here on earth are alone in the entire universe.

 I don't believe we have or will make any contact with other life in our universe.

 I believe in the bible,God the father, God the son & God the holy spirit. It's the trinity, not a trilogy, & who says belief in one excludes belief in the other? No where in the Holy Bible does it say that we are alone in the universe, i.m.o. it indicates otherwise. Belief in the bible & belief in life elsewhere in this vast universe can co-exist.

 As far as the video in the O.P.'s post; I say all they have to do is prove what they are claiming. But then again that's always the problem isn't it?
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Post by: lasersailor184 on July 01, 2006, 04:40:36 PM
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Originally posted by eagl
laser,

...snip...


Ummm.  :p


I was being serious.  They could recreate the abduction like experience in a laboratory.  Even with people who never before experienced an abduction.

The reason why all of the abductions are similar is not because the aliens are the same ones always probing, but because it's a medical condition that is recreated the same way every time.
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Post by: Holden McGroin on July 01, 2006, 05:02:18 PM
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Originally posted by detch01
There is life in the universe not of this world. We are the proof of that.  


We are not of this world?
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Post by: Brenjen on July 01, 2006, 05:20:45 PM
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
We are not of this world?


 I'm not; I'm from that world; many from this world get confused by people from that world.....wait; which world was I from again?
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Post by: Holden McGroin on July 01, 2006, 05:26:23 PM
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Originally posted by Brenjen
I'm not; I'm from that world; many from this world get confused by people from that world.....wait; which world was I from again?


You seem to have confused yourself. That would make you.... uhh... an idiot.;)
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Post by: SuperDud on July 01, 2006, 05:34:01 PM
I got dibs on the 1st probing!
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Post by: Brenjen on July 01, 2006, 05:35:00 PM
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
You seem to have confused yourself. That would make you.... uhh... an idiot.;)


 Hey MOTHERblinky-blank....I resemble that remark:cry

:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Angus on July 01, 2006, 05:52:26 PM
From Gunslinger:
"The chances of us actually ever meeting an alien race are slim to none. Consider these three factors. Time, space, and society.

A scientist once created a formula involving many factors to include:

1. The amount of time the known galaxy has been known to exist vrs the amount of time the earth has been able to support life.

2. The relative pinsalamander in the timline that humans have been here.

3. The micronic proportion of that pinsalamander that humans have actually had advanced sciences and space travel

Then you take those factors and compare them to society's general desire to destroy itself.

Then you consider the amount of time it takes to travel in space. Considering that there are planets that support life out there their time may have come and gone long before life sprouted from a pool of goop.

The ODDS of two identical timelines matching up and the technology being available, they'd still have to have the slim chance to point themselves in the same direction to meet. Again miniscule odds of that happening considering the vastness of the known universe."


A very good read IMHO.

BUT.... IF there is other "intelligent" lifeforms (our calibre or more), radio traffic could be spotted. It travels very far, and IF there are cultureS over the vast amounts of space, even overlapping each other in rise & fall, - listening long and widely enough would be bound to bring some results.

Get a message sent from a rather old and remote end of our Galaxy could mean as much as 50.000 years ago for the transmission.

And that's just within our Galaxy....Milky way....
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Post by: Holden McGroin on July 01, 2006, 06:15:26 PM
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Originally posted by Angus
A scientist once created a formula involving many factors to include:


The Drake Equation... a formalized process for making a wild bellybutton guess.
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Post by: Gunslinger on July 01, 2006, 07:02:07 PM
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Originally posted by Angus


A very good read IMHO.

BUT.... IF there is other "intelligent" lifeforms (our calibre or more), radio traffic could be spotted. It travels very far, and IF there are cultureS over the vast amounts of space, even overlapping each other in rise & fall, - listening long and widely enough would be bound to bring some results.

Get a message sent from a rather old and remote end of our Galaxy could mean as much as 50.000 years ago for the transmission.

And that's just within our Galaxy....Milky way....


yup good point,  we could be picking up signals for a civilization long extinct.
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Post by: Brenjen on July 01, 2006, 07:39:56 PM
If you think about the vastness of the universe in terms of light speed it becomes much more clear why we have not & will never bump into another form of life, let alone intelligent life. It's surely out there somewhere, but until star trek,star wars or battlestar galactica type FTL (faster than light) propulsion becomes available or someone somewhere figures out how to bend time & space, we're boned as far as contact.

 Hey someone pitch a juice box over here...I'm going into the stargate!:cool:  O.K....shades; check....plasma rifle in the 40watt range; check....mastercard; check....cellphone; check....stack O' playboys; check & re-checked at the dogeared pages, a'ight I'm ready to roll.
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Post by: BGBMAW on July 01, 2006, 08:22:38 PM
i hope its less liek War Of the Worlds and more like

SPACEBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Sixpence on July 01, 2006, 09:03:05 PM
This thread reminds me of summer trips to NH(uncle's house in Franklin) when I was a kid. On a moonless night the sky was bright with every bit of sky covered by stars, it would hold your eyes captive.
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Post by: DiabloTX on July 01, 2006, 09:08:54 PM
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Originally posted by Sixpence
...it would hold your eyes captive.


See, that wasn't the stars doing that.  Since you were obviously not wearing your tinfoil hat you were receiving signals from "them".  When the signal comes you will be at thier bidding.

:noid <----I've got the official "Signs" Joaquin Phoenix signature model.
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Post by: detch01 on July 01, 2006, 11:04:04 PM
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
We are not of this world?

ah you must be a new arrival. Welcome!





asw
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Post by: Maverick on July 02, 2006, 12:12:13 AM
I understand they were able to decode the latest transmission form space.

It said: "All your base are belong to us".
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Post by: DiabloTX on July 02, 2006, 12:30:32 AM
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Originally posted by Maverick
I understand they were able to decode the latest transmission form space.

It said: "All your base are belong to us".


What you say???!!!
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Post by: Kweassa on July 02, 2006, 07:36:57 AM
Did it?

 My own interpretation on the signals seem suggest that it says "2 weeks".
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Post by: scottydawg on July 02, 2006, 07:51:39 AM
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Originally posted by detch01
There is life in the universe not of this world. We are the proof of that. And they visit us regularly. But, what most people don't realize is that this is a galactic nuthouse and the only time they visit is to drop another inmate off.
:noid






asw


Well that explains this board.
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Post by: RightF00T on July 02, 2006, 12:16:16 PM
:rofl  hilarious comments in this thread
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Post by: RightF00T on July 02, 2006, 12:19:11 PM
(http://articles.closeup.de/large/P/P371780.JPG)
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Post by: Meatwad on July 02, 2006, 12:30:10 PM
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Originally posted by BGBMAW
i hope its less liek War Of the Worlds and more like

SPACEBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I hope NASA starts development on the flying Winnebago (sp?) and canned Schwartz for the extra octane boost soon
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Post by: FBplmmr on July 02, 2006, 02:04:14 PM
someone once said "proof that life elsewhere in the universe is intelligent is that they haven't made contact with us!":rolleyes:
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Post by: Jackal1 on July 02, 2006, 03:59:43 PM
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
And their gay and like to probe things.


No, it has been found out there was a mix up on that signal. It was later learned  that it came from a ham station in San Francisco. :)
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Post by: Kweassa on July 02, 2006, 04:03:18 PM
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No, it has been found out there was a mix up on that signal. It was later learned that it came from a ham station in San Francisco.



 Close enough to be considered 'unearthly', if you ask me!
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Post by: Jackal1 on July 02, 2006, 04:17:45 PM
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Originally posted by Kweassa
Close enough to be considered 'unearthly', if you ask me!


:D  Agreed.
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Post by: dmf on July 03, 2006, 12:38:23 AM
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Originally posted by Jackal1
No, it has been found out there was a mix up on that signal. It was later learned  that it came from a ham station in San Francisco. :)


I bet they want to come take my cat back
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Post by: Pooh21 on July 03, 2006, 01:29:26 AM
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Originally posted by dmf
I bet they want to come take my cat back
I am pretty sure that almost no man from san fran is interested in your. hmm better stop right there.:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Vulcan on July 03, 2006, 05:15:15 AM
take me take me!

(http://home.att.net/~droboogie1/ENT_Orion_Slave1.jpg)