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Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Creamo on October 27, 2001, 07:44:00 AM: Runs good. $750 cash, and doesn't make your AH BBS signature get over 3 lines.

:)
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: sling322 on October 28, 2001, 04:22:00 AM: LOL ;) :eek: :mad: :o :p :) :) :)
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: GRUNHERZ on October 28, 2001, 04:26:00 AM: Creamo is jelous......... WTG Ripsnort :)
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: StSanta on October 28, 2001, 05:44:00 AM: LOL :D

Them rich people are gonna get it sooner or later.

They'll be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.

Hm, but they already spend their time up against the wall, letting other capitalists have their ways....

It'll be a different wall alltogether, methinks.
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Swoop on October 28, 2001, 07:55:00 AM: Son, by the time the revolution comes I'm gonna own the shreckin wall.

(http://www.swoop.com/images/logo_small.jpg)
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: MrBill on October 28, 2001, 08:05:00 AM: Beemers are like Rolex's ... if you have to buy your own you haven't made it to the big time yet. :D :D :D
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Cobra on October 28, 2001, 05:09:00 PM: Mr. Bill Nailed It Perfectly!!

Cobra
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Rendar on October 28, 2001, 07:00:00 PM: This is what I want to get:

(http://www.mbusa.com/brand/image/models/gallery/photo_gallery/wallpaper/C_800_3.jpg)
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Creamo on October 28, 2001, 07:10:00 PM: Crap, I jinxed myself. My starter went out yesterday.

They are like $10 at the pick and pull too. :(
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Ripsnort on October 29, 2001, 07:48:00 AM: Secret to success in Ripsnorts eyes:

~Start adult life with $100 and suitcase full of clothes, move 1700 miles away from any relative.

~Begin working your butt off, even though subjected to lay-offs, re-schooling, going back to work, taking every community college class related to work, and outside of your current scope of work possible.

~Save your money while doing the above, and invest it wisely.

~Finally buy a car you've always wanted after 24 years of working your tail off.

~Eventually get slammed by those who think you are rich for all your hard blue-collar work.
:rolleyes:
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: SOB on October 29, 2001, 09:41:00 AM: A. Quit yer whining.
B. I thought you said you only wanted one after driving a friend's
C. You carpeted your garage and have your car as your wallpaper, you deserve to get a little toejam!
D. Go for a drive, you'll feel better. ;)

SOB
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Ripsnort on October 29, 2001, 10:07:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB:
A. Quit yer whining.
It's inherent in my German ancestory.

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B. I thought you said you only wanted one after driving a friend's
I've always wanted a nice car, drove beaters most of my life, yes after driving a bimmer, I did decide that my new car (not wifes) would be a bimmer. ;)

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C. You carpeted your garage and have your car as your wallpaper, you deserve to get a little toejam!
Dual purpose, wife has a business where she entertains a bunch of hens every other week, she needed an area to set up their crafts tables, so the garage was an obvious choice. That, and it kept my mind off waiting for my new car to ship. ;) Yes, from you I like the toejam, from Creamo...well lets just say I can't wait to meet Mr.Creamo at the con, doubt he'll ever go though. :D

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D. Go for a drive, you'll feel better. ;)
Bend over buddy, I'll drive. :D

SOB[/QUOTE]
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: SOB on October 29, 2001, 11:06:00 AM: (http://www.matthoffman.cc/bb/tahoe.jpg)

Nah, I'll do the driving, thanks. If ya see me in your rear view tho', you'd better speed up and hope I don't catch you! :D

SOB
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Creamo on October 29, 2001, 11:42:00 AM: Yes, from you I like the toejam, from Creamo...well lets just say I can't wait to meet Mr.Creamo at the con, doubt he'll ever go though.

Heh, you sound like Liztard3 you old fool.

That IS a badass truck TOB.
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: rosco- on October 29, 2001, 01:48:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB:
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Nah, I'll do the driving, thanks. If ya see me in your rear view tho', you'd better speed up and hope I don't catch you! :D

SOB

He just has to drive past a gas station and hes home free :D
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Hangtime on October 29, 2001, 03:22:00 PM: SOB... whot in hell is dat in the center of the grille?

Looks like the 'package' on a gay models boston ball strangler bathing suit.

Ahhh... issit a wench? I applaud if it is.... always wanted to get the squeak to ride out there.

Or issit a plow? Again; I applaud... always wanted a hundai poker package on my grille.

Then again... mebbe Rip should worry... if that's a Secret Service ride, he'll never make the toll booth.

:D
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: SOB on October 29, 2001, 08:44:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by rosco-:
He just has to drive past a gas station and hes home free :D

I'd laugh at that, if I could! :eek: :)

SOB
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: sling322 on October 30, 2001, 02:27:00 AM: WTF is a bimmer?!?! Shouldnt it be a Beemer or maybe even Beamer?

Geez Creamo...you better not ever come to the con. HTC will have to rent a bigger space just for the line of people that have threatened to beat your ass. :D
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Ripsnort on October 30, 2001, 07:21:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by sling322:
WTF is a bimmer?!?! Shouldnt it be a Beemer or maybe even Beamer?

Geez Creamo...you better not ever come to the con. HTC will have to rent a bigger space just for the line of people that have threatened to beat your ass. :D

Let me be perfectly clear that I am a non-violent person (But one can avenge in many other ways than violence! ;) )
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: skernsk on October 30, 2001, 07:29:00 AM: Heh....this thread is amusing...keep it up please :)

Every once in a while two of the heavy weights go at it.....
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: moose on October 30, 2001, 08:31:00 AM: bimmer is the actual way to spell the nickname 'beamer'.

i dunno if you pronounce it that way but a friend used to have a bmw and was real anal about spelling it right.
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: R4M on October 30, 2001, 08:37:00 AM: Secret to success in RAM's eyes:

-Never take anything Creamo says seriously. Or near. In fact, forget Creamo as a "thinking" "Sensible" entity; but think of "it" as an UBB-bot-Dork which only exists in cyberspace.

Seems about the only thing you lack to be happy, Ripsnort ;)

[ 10-30-2001: Message edited by: R4M ]
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Fatty on October 30, 2001, 09:05:00 AM: Weren't bee... beam... bimm... BMWs designed for 16 year old girls with too much makeup?
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: skernsk on October 30, 2001, 09:07:00 AM: DAm...Rip if I start tardtalking will you buy me airfare to the con?!?!?!
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Ripsnort on October 30, 2001, 09:09:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Fatty:
Weren't bee... beam... bimm... BMWs designed for 16 year old girls with too much makeup?

That's the effect, not the cause...BMW's are a chick magnet, the younger, the more agressive. Fortunatly, my bald head wards them away in a hurry!

Vrrrrooom!
(http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1722739&a=13481434&p=52203664)

[ 10-30-2001: Message edited by: Ripsnort ]
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: SOB on October 30, 2001, 09:25:00 AM: Look at that picture...even the car is light in the loafers! :D

SOB
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Rendar on October 30, 2001, 11:09:00 AM: It's so ugly, the ground repels it!
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Ripsnort on October 30, 2001, 11:24:00 AM: F4U is ugly too, and Japan was repelled by it, what was your point again? :D
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Regurge on October 30, 2001, 02:29:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by moose:
bimmer is the actual way to spell the nickname 'beamer'.

i dunno if you pronounce it that way but a friend used to have a bmw and was real anal about spelling it right.

Yeah, if yer really anal about it bimmer is the car and beamer is the motorcycle.
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Hangtime on October 30, 2001, 03:30:00 PM: I thought buying either pretty much puts the proud new owner in the 'anal' basket. :)
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Swoop on October 30, 2001, 03:34:00 PM: You old fogies just dont get it do ya? :D

(http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1796894&a=13933197&p=55831563)

1) Just *try* and catch me.

2) The cool factor is off the scale.

3) What would you prefer, a girl sat on the seat next to ya with a stickshift in the way or sat behind ya with her arms wrapped round ya?

4) If it rains.....great excuse to go back to your place.

:P

(http://www.swoop.com/images/logo_small.jpg)

[ 10-30-2001: Message edited by: Swoop ]
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Blue Mako on October 30, 2001, 05:08:00 PM: Swoop,

You're right, they don't get it do they? Here's what I have in the garage:

(http://home.iprimus.com.au/melandgreg/CBR900RR-s.jpg)

140 horsepower and 180kg dry weight (less with sports exhaust) means that no car can even come close. :)

[edit for pic link]

[ 10-30-2001: Message edited by: Blue Mako ]
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Swoop on October 30, 2001, 06:04:00 PM: :D

Not half!

What year is yours? Cant see the headlights in the pic so cant tell.....and thats a studio shot anyway.

(http://www.swoop.com/images/logo_small.jpg)

[ 10-30-2001: Message edited by: Swoop ]
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Blue Mako on October 30, 2001, 06:57:00 PM: Mine's a 1999 model (as pictured). Studio pic because I don't have a digi cam or scanner. Mine is the same colour scheme as the one above but it has gold painted wheels and a Yoshi RS-3 stainless steel exhaust kit.

I love being an adult, I can now buy toys that are much shinier and bigger than when I was a kid. :D

P.S. <Looking at big screen on R6> Do you tour on that?
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Wobble on October 30, 2001, 06:58:00 PM: bah, keep your crotch rockets and shiney HO magnets..

(http://images.cardomain.com/installs/162000-162999/162027_8_full.jpg)

125k miles and still being good to me... and I can actually pull out of a parking lot without fear of getting stuck.
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Swoop on October 30, 2001, 08:42:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Blue Mako:
[QB<Looking at big screen on R6> Do you tour on that?[/QB]

That aint a big screen, it's standard. Camera angle makes it look higher than it is, if it was any lower I'd have to lie on the tank.

(http://www.swoop.com/images/logo_small.jpg)
Title: I sold my new BMW, bought a 180,000 mile Taurus
Post by: Blue Mako on October 30, 2001, 08:48:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Swoop:
That aint a big screen, it's standard. Camera angle makes it look higher than it is, if it was any lower I'd have to lie on the tank.

Ahh cc, my mistake, thought it was an aftermarket one... <slaps forehead>