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Title: Look wot AH did to me
Post by: Tozza on August 24, 2001, 04:00:00 PM

I was married to a beautiful girl,had a successful career and a nice car,then I met mr HT who said he had somethin that would make me feel fine and make me forget all my problems.
He gave me it for free to start with and once I was hooked started charging me.

Now I live in the shadowy twightlight world,I lost my job,ravaged by acne and living on broken biscuits and sour milk.
I tried to stop for the wife and kids but ,alas,she could take no more and left me for a 747 pilot-she said i was too old fashoined for her.

My parents saw the doctor who prescribed me a substitute to HTs evil.But the radio controlled spit just doesnt satisfy the cravings-Oh the cravings.........

Title: Look wot AH did to me
Post by: AKDejaVu on August 24, 2001, 04:04:00 PM

You are now qualified to request admittance into the FDBs... pending 3 months without showering.

AKDejaVu

Title: Look wot AH did to me
Post by: Russian on August 24, 2001, 04:09:00 PM

Are you for real?  
 Not going to happen to me, I have plenty of self-contol.  

           control.....
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.Must have more, more,more!!!

Title: Look wot AH did to me
Post by: Chaos68 on August 24, 2001, 04:15:00 PM

/walks in......

/runs out screeming   ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Title: Look wot AH did to me
Post by: Wlfgng on August 24, 2001, 04:24:00 PM

I can quit anytime....

I can quit anytime...

I can quit anytime...

....

Title: Look wot AH did to me
Post by: Tuomio on August 24, 2001, 05:30:00 PM

Mmmm, i have been without AH now for 2 months!

No problem!


I really mean that!


AAAAAAAAAWWWWW, wheres my Visa dammit, i have to get a fix. Its half prized anyway, just one month. Then i get myself clean, thats a promise.

Title: Look wot AH did to me
Post by: Fariz on August 24, 2001, 05:56:00 PM

I can quit AH anytime.

I know it is easy, I did it 10 times actually   :rolleyes:

Fariz

Title: Look wot AH did to me
Post by: Tozza on August 24, 2001, 06:14:00 PM

Just to let u guys know I succesfully detoxed with the "willow" method.

This works by having a 7 ft,18 stone brick toejam house stood behind u with a cricket bat who paggers you round the head every time you reach for the AH icon

I am a new man

Title: Look wot AH did to me
Post by: Tozza on August 24, 2001, 06:15:00 PM

back in th habit-bugger

Title: Look wot AH did to me
Post by: texace on August 26, 2001, 12:32:00 AM

I can play anytime....

I can play anytime....

I can play anytime....

Uh, the chore have got to wait, this will be my 5th kill!!

 ;)

Title: Look wot AH did to me
Post by: Hangtime on August 26, 2001, 09:54:00 AM

Sex cured me.

lots of it.

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

oh... sorry, gotta go. My darlins's are calling me.