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Title: Heart attack blonde
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on July 05, 2006, 10:23:19 PM

I went to get an hair cut today. Got to be attended by a 24 year old blue eyed blond, with gentle hands. She starts the casual chitchat, here's a resume of her side of the conversation:

You have an accent, where are you from? Oh really?

... blahblahblah ...

My familly was one of the original mormons

.... blahblahblah ...

did you enjoyed the 4th of Jully?

.... I did this that ....blahblahblah ....

Heu ... no ... I don't know what the 4th of Jully is anyway.

:O

HOLLY CRAP! I think my heart stoped for a sec or too.:cry

Title: Heart attack blonde
Post by: Sandman on July 05, 2006, 10:24:54 PM

Tell us she had a Texas accent.

Even if she didn't.

You can lie about it.

It's okay.

Title: Heart attack blonde
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on July 05, 2006, 10:26:57 PM

Nah, I think she would be hanged in Tx for that. It was in Salt Lake City.

Title: Heart attack blonde
Post by: Sandman on July 05, 2006, 10:31:31 PM

First time I ever went to Huntsville Alabama, we stopped in at the local Hooters. This was probably 15 years ago.

This mexican waitress walks up. Drop dead gorgeous. Black hair, brown eyes... Then out of her mouth comes, "How y'alll doin' tonight?" in a thick Alabama accent.

Completely blew me away.

Title: Heart attack blonde
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on July 05, 2006, 11:21:15 PM

:lol  Sure that killed the mood too.

Title: Heart attack blonde
Post by: Dead Man Flying on July 06, 2006, 12:30:40 AM

You let a chick cut your hair?

-- Todd/Leviathn

Title: Heart attack blonde
Post by: Chairboy on July 06, 2006, 12:32:00 AM

No, he let her "cut his hair".

Giggity.

Title: Heart attack blonde
Post by: Auger on July 06, 2006, 12:58:46 AM

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Originally posted by Sandman
First time I ever went to Huntsville Alabama, we stopped in at the local Hooters. This was probably 15 years ago.

This mexican waitress walks up. Drop dead gorgeous. Black hair, brown eyes... Then out of her mouth comes, "How y'alll doin' tonight?" in a thick Alabama accent.

Completely blew me away.

My oldest daughter's first grade teacher was this little Asian woman.  First time I heard her speak it took me almost a minute to recover.  She sounded like Scarlett O'Hara.

Title: Heart attack blonde
Post by: SOB on July 06, 2006, 01:12:58 AM

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Originally posted by SFRT - Frenchy
Nah, I think she would be hanged in Tx for that. It was in Salt Lake City.

Hanged in Texas or live in SLC? . . . I'll take one ticket to Austin, please!

Title: Heart attack blonde
Post by: Hawklore on July 06, 2006, 07:17:24 AM

-This thread is worthless without pics-

Title: Heart attack blonde
Post by: Bingo73 on July 06, 2006, 07:25:24 AM

Southern Accent = Sexy.

'nuff said.

Title: speaking of accents ...
Post by: Eagler on July 06, 2006, 07:39:36 AM

nothing sexy here but when we moved from new orleans, LA to Newcastle England everyone wanted to hear my southern accent in school. We were the only yanks arounds and they got a kick out of it..

but what blew me away was to hear the couple of african-englanders (wonder if they call themselves that there) students speak perfect Queens english.  :)

Title: Heart attack blonde
Post by: beet1e on July 06, 2006, 08:04:49 AM

Hey Eagler, you were in Newcastle?

Aweee the lads!