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Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Curval on July 07, 2006, 04:09:42 PM: I was out on a boat today with our staff. All the hotties wore their bikinis and looked amazing...but they all wore those frigging sarong things around their waists.

They are anti-camel toe devices.

They should be banned.
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Meatwad on July 07, 2006, 04:14:16 PM: Anti camel toe device = wrong
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Mustaine on July 07, 2006, 04:20:20 PM: i thought you were spelling thong wrong, and was about to say WTF?

whatever you may be talking about, if it is hiding the hiney and camel toe it is a bad thing.
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Yeager on July 07, 2006, 04:30:54 PM: picture?
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Masherbrum on July 07, 2006, 04:40:44 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
Anti camel toe device = wrong

Agree with my esteemed colleague.
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: dmf on July 07, 2006, 04:41:40 PM: Wel I see they actually do work :)
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Vulcan on July 07, 2006, 05:23:50 PM: You know curval in tahiti they wear the (short) sarong and go topless :P
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Sandman on July 07, 2006, 05:26:38 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Yeager
picture?

(http://imagesource.art.com/images/-/ThinkStock-LLC/Back-Of-Woman-In-Sarong-Standing-On-Beach-Photographic-Print-C11991721.jpeg)

http://imagesource.art.com/images/-/ThinkStock-LLC/Back-Of-Woman-In-Sarong-Standing-On-Beach-Photographic-Print-C11991721.jpeg

?
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: DiabloTX on July 07, 2006, 05:52:52 PM: Hating sarongs is indicative of a lack of imagination. Sometimes what you don't see is best left to the imagination.
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: BlueJ1 on July 07, 2006, 06:04:52 PM: Heavyset girls tend to wear them. So I like them.
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: midnight Target on July 07, 2006, 06:12:20 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Sandman
(http://imagesource.art.com/images/-/ThinkStock-LLC/Back-Of-Woman-In-Sarong-Standing-On-Beach-Photographic-Print-C11991721.jpeg)

http://imagesource.art.com/images/-/ThinkStock-LLC/Back-Of-Woman-In-Sarong-Standing-On-Beach-Photographic-Print-C11991721.jpeg

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What's sarong with that?
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Toad on July 07, 2006, 06:15:10 PM: They wear bikinis so you'll look at them and then they put on the sarong so you can't see anything when you do.
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Wolfala on July 07, 2006, 06:43:47 PM: Yea but think about it this way. U see a hot chic with a bikinni, but if she's got a huge muff - do you really wanna advertise that fact? I mean, its not like a throwback to the 70's when the dicks had sideburns.
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Curval on July 07, 2006, 08:00:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by dmf
Wel I see they actually do work :)

lol

dmf, sometimes I forget that there are ladies on this bbs too. Apologies.
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: xrtoronto on July 07, 2006, 08:20:28 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
Anti camel toe device = wrong

you see alot of devices at the annual anti-camel toe parade:

(http://www.gothamist.com/attachments/jen/2006_06_gaypride2.jpg)
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 07, 2006, 08:33:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by dmf
Wel I see they actually do work :)

Yea they do.
but its wrong. Just plain wrong.

We would never do that to you.
Least I woooo........Nevermind

Last Time I made a statement like that it got me in trouble LOL
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: midnight Target on July 07, 2006, 08:38:21 PM: I think Dred is saying he'll be happy to show off his cameltoe.
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 07, 2006, 08:40:51 PM: Quote
Originally posted by DiabloTX
Hating sarongs is indicative of a lack of imagination. Sometimes what you don't see is best left to the imagination.

Sounds like a man who is forced to use his imagination....ALOT!!
:rofl
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 07, 2006, 08:53:09 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
I think Dred is saying he'll be happy to show off his cameltoe.

No MT I will NOT send YOU a pic of my cameltoe.
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: xrtoronto on July 07, 2006, 09:04:11 PM: Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
No MT I will NOT send YOU a pic of my cameltoe.

Dred, is there something you haven't told us?:O
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Meatwad on July 07, 2006, 09:13:28 PM: Quote
Originally posted by DiabloTX
Hating sarongs is indicative of a lack of imagination. Sometimes what you don't see is best left to the imagination.

Sarongs are like a vehicle covered by a tarp. You know something is there but cant tell what it looks like. It could be a tight muscle car or a junker that has the face of hillary clinton. Guessing isnt as fun as actually seeing and test driving the merchandise.

Giggidy Giggidy!
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 07, 2006, 09:24:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by xrtoronto
Dred, is there something you haven't told us?:O

Well when I fold it 4 or 5 times...
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: BUG_EAF322 on July 08, 2006, 03:21:26 AM: Quote
Hating sarongs is indicative of a lack of imagination. Sometimes what you don't see is best left to the imagination.

true

beautiful woman will be beautiful no matter what they wear.

i mean where is the end u end up wanting to see those open flesh wounds.
i rather let my imagination do the most part

ur brain is the big sexmachine .

:D
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: OOZ662 on July 08, 2006, 03:44:49 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
Giggidy Giggidy!

:aok
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: 68Hawk on July 08, 2006, 03:38:53 PM: I love sarongs......

As long as they end up on my floor. That's where they look best.

That and they really accentuate my bed's hips.
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: dmf on July 09, 2006, 09:50:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
lol

dmf, sometimes I forget that there are ladies on this bbs too. Apologies.

LOL don't worry about it Curval I was raised with 2 horney brothers and I have an exhusband. But you can bet my daughter will wear one of those when she grows up just to make guys mad :)
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: dmf on July 09, 2006, 09:53:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Yea they do.
but its wrong. Just plain wrong.

We would never do that to you.
Least I woooo........Nevermind

Last Time I made a statement like that it got me in trouble LOL

Who would never do that to me? Last time I was at the beach I felt like a usda choice steak in the supermarket LOL

Oh and yes you would get in trouble, but whats new? You spend more time in trouble than I spend sleeping LMAO
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Reynolds on July 10, 2006, 04:29:16 AM: ...
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Holden McGroin on July 10, 2006, 04:38:26 AM: A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.

"My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men."

"What's your name?" she asked.

"Beertits"
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Curval on July 10, 2006, 05:27:20 AM: Quote
Originally posted by dmf
But you can bet my daughter will wear one of those when she grows up just to make guys mad :)

hehe

Mine too.:aok
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Nilsen on July 10, 2006, 05:46:29 AM: Go to saudi-arabia and see all the cameltoe you want.

My MILF wears nothing at all outside the house in these temps... you get used to it, but never tired of it. :)
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Saintaw on July 10, 2006, 06:01:21 AM: Err... Nilsen , are you sure you know what MILF stands for?
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Nilsen on July 10, 2006, 06:25:40 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Saintaw
Err... Nilsen , are you sure you know what MILF stands for?

yup.. (no, not talking about Moro Islamic Liberation Front)
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Saintaw on July 10, 2006, 06:28:26 AM: I guess it just doesn't translate very well (lol) :D
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Nilsen on July 10, 2006, 06:30:16 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Saintaw
I guess it just doesn't translate very well (lol) :D

hehe maybe not. dunno what it would be in french. :)
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Angus on July 10, 2006, 07:12:37 AM: ..Or Luxembourgish lol.
But what does it mean? MostImportantLovelyFemale? :D
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: DiabloTX on July 10, 2006, 07:20:38 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
Go to saudi-arabia and see all the cameltoe you want.

My MILF wears nothing at all outside the house in these temps... you get used to it, but never tired of it. :)

Pics??????

;)
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Saintaw on July 10, 2006, 07:32:11 AM: Angus, where have you been living, on an island or something? :D

"Mothers I'd Like to F".

Saw (Acronym nazi)
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 10, 2006, 07:52:36 AM: Quote
Originally posted by dmf
Who would never do that to me?

I wouldnt. But thats exactly my point LOL
Besides. Its rude and impolite to do that (cover it with a sarong)

Last time I was at the beach I felt like a usda choice steak in the supermarket LOL

Oh man the places I could take that! And if I knew you better, Or this were a private converstation,or a different board, I probably would ;)
But inasmuch as I dont, and it isnt I will take the more mild and boring path and say.

You should savor it and show it off now. Time in our lives will come all too soon when we will wishing people would still look but people wont want to see and will be asking us, men and women alike (or wishing someone would ask us) to please either wear sarongs, preferably a full body one, or leave the beach. LOL

Oh and yes you would get in trouble, but whats new? You spend more time in trouble than I spend sleeping LMAO

(Another statement I could take in all sorts of different directions)
Hmmmm, And how would you know? Outside of here you dont know me. LOL
But then too.
That would depend on your definition of "trouble";)
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 10, 2006, 08:00:34 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
hehe maybe not. dunno what it would be in french. :)

:rofl

Nilsen.
Somehow, Someway, Someday I have to meet you and have a few beers with you.
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Habu on July 10, 2006, 11:15:30 AM: I have a confession to make.

I actually own a sarong or two and used to wear them all the time.

True story.
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Nilsen on July 10, 2006, 11:22:05 AM: Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
:rofl

Nilsen.
Somehow, Someway, Someday I have to meet you and have a few beers with you.

id like that..

ill leave the wifey at home tho :D
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: xrtoronto on July 10, 2006, 12:37:04 PM: [SIZE=24]DOWN WITH SARONGS![/SIZE]

:)
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Saintaw on July 10, 2006, 12:55:20 PM: Habu is trying to say he used to live in Indonesia or Malasya.

I think she's just a girl!
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Nilsen on July 10, 2006, 12:58:17 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Saintaw
Habu is trying to say he used to live in Indonesia or Malasya.

I think she's just a girl!

The fact that nobody has reacted to it speaks volumes. We have kinda always known and accepted his "off the beaten path behavior" ;)
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Habu on July 10, 2006, 04:44:20 PM: Saintaw is correct.

In Indonesia men wear them all the time. Usually with an undershirt (very flattering). I lived there so long I started to go a bit native. When my girlfriend bought me one I started to wear it around the house on Saturday mornings at it was cool and easy to put on.

Eventually like all the neighbors I would wear it outside and no one cared. They just accepted it as standard weekend clothing. I never wore it shopping or anything like that but if I was in the yard or working on my car I would. It was a lot cooler than jeans.
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 10, 2006, 04:50:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
id like that..

ill leave the wifey at home tho :D

Why would you do that?
Dont you trust her?

Or wouldnt you trust her around me?

Doesnt matter if you trust me or not.
If you trust her that point would be moot.

Orrrr

Ohhhhh I get it.

You want me all to yourself ;)
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: xrtoronto on July 10, 2006, 05:41:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Ohhhhh I get it.

You want me all to yourself ;)

Not enough to go around eh?

nyuk! nyuk! nyuk!
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: dmf on July 10, 2006, 05:51:28 PM: Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
I wouldnt. But thats exactly my point LOL
Besides. Its rude and impolite to do that (cover it with a sarong)

Last time I was at the beach I felt like a usda choice steak in the supermarket LOL

Oh man the places I could take that! And if I knew you better, Or this were a private converstation,or a different board, I probably would ;)
But inasmuch as I dont, and it isnt I will take the more mild and boring path and say.

You should savor it and show it off now. Time in our lives will come all too soon when we will wishing people would still look but people wont want to see and will be asking us, men and women alike (or wishing someone would ask us) to please either wear sarongs, preferably a full body one, or leave the beach. LOL

Oh and yes you would get in trouble, but whats new? You spend more time in trouble than I spend sleeping LMAO

(Another statement I could take in all sorts of different directions)
Hmmmm, And how would you know? Outside of here you dont know me. LOL
But then too.
That would depend on your definition of "trouble";)

Don't take that ANYWHERE!:)

If a guy wants to look at me then look and stop complaining about what women wear. theres more to us than our bodies ( no I'm not a lez ) :)

Don't take that anywhere either, Its just a observation from the AHBB :)
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: ASTAC on July 10, 2006, 06:15:46 PM: DMF,

If you didn't wear a sarong at the Ocean Front, the morality police would cart you off. That and for swearing in public.
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 10, 2006, 06:47:11 PM: Quote
Originally posted by dmf
Don't take that ANYWHERE!:)

If a guy wants to look at me then look and stop complaining about what women wear. theres more to us than our bodies ( no I'm not a lez ) :)

Don't take that anywhere either, Its just a observation from the AHBB :)

But you dont even know the places I could...or would take it.

Yes I know very well thee are more to you then your bodies. And I find your minds very...entertaining as well. Particulalry once I've.... never mind

But the body is the first thing noticed, and what one is initially attracted to

Now if you looked like a Jack O Lantern.. Or the "Sexy Salsa Dancer"

Wouldnt matter a bit how wonderful and entertaining your mind was.

Myself personally. The body isnt everything. I find barbie dolls tend to be a bit on the superficial side for me.
And HUGE Fat chicks are just....well too much to love LOL

I tend to be more attracted to everyday women with at least somewhat of a mind.

Barbie Dolls are kinda like a Salt Water Aquarium

Really nice to look at.
but one pain in the arse to maintain LOL
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Angus on July 10, 2006, 06:51:33 PM: MILF..okay.
How about WILTFWB as a teaser....

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. WomanI'd like to fill with babies :D

And yes ...been and still am on an island.
Live in a house with...5 women. Daughters not counted :D
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: dmf on July 10, 2006, 09:10:55 PM: Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
But you dont even know the places I could...or would take it.

Yes I know very well thee are more to you then your bodies. And I find your minds very...entertaining as well. Particulalry once I've.... never mind

But the body is the first thing noticed, and what one is initially attracted to

Now if you looked like a Jack O Lantern.. Or the "Sexy Salsa Dancer"

Wouldnt matter a bit how wonderful and entertaining your mind was.

Myself personally. The body isnt everything. I find barbie dolls tend to be a bit on the superficial side for me.
And HUGE Fat chicks are just....well too much to love LOL

I tend to be more attracted to everyday women with at least somewhat of a mind.

Barbie Dolls are kinda like a Salt Water Aquarium

Really nice to look at.
but one pain in the arse to maintain LOL

Well I promise you I don't look like a jack o lantern or that sexy salsa dancer ( eeewww) I can only wish I had the body of a Barbie doll LOL.
But I did graduate high school with a B average, and I think I'm smarter than my neighbor down the hall, even though he's in college, I can cook, he goes to McDonalds, I clean he bags it up and huals it away ( once a week eeeewwwww) I'm raiseing a child, he can't even keep a roach alive. I guess I'm just one of the avgerage women that doesn't get offended by anything on this board LOL

Oh and if I ever get fat, screw the diet, just shoot me instead.
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: dmf on July 10, 2006, 09:12:25 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Angus
MILF..okay.
How about WILTFWB as a teaser....

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. WomanI'd like to fill with babies :D

And yes ...been and still am on an island.
Live in a house with...5 women. Daughters not counted :D

Woman you'd like to fill with babies? stay on that island. :)
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Post by: Angus on July 11, 2006, 04:25:05 AM: Of those, only 1 :D
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Geary420 on July 11, 2006, 05:17:16 AM: Why on earth would you want to fill her with babies??? Baby batter yes, but Babies?? Unless your that guy from the 15 kids and pregnant again show, then its cool I guess.
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: ASTAC on July 11, 2006, 05:51:02 AM: DMF,

If you didn't wear a sarong at the Ocean Front, the morality police would cart you off. That and for swearing in public.
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: Nilsen on July 11, 2006, 07:11:47 AM: Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
You want me all to yourself ;)

Thats it!

I trust her completly, but when she enters the room i usually dont get any more attention :cry
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: dmf on July 11, 2006, 08:55:42 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ASTAC
DMF,

If you didn't wear a sarong at the Ocean Front, the morality police would cart you off. That and for swearing in public.

Was that you trying to pick me up useing corney on liners at 4th street Saturday afternoon?
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: ASTAC on July 11, 2006, 09:05:54 PM: Quote
Originally posted by dmf
Was that you trying to pick me up useing corney on liners at 4th street Saturday afternoon?

I don't use one liners..besides If I'd have tried to pick you up, you'd be waking up in Pungo teh next morning...and I'd be dead soon after cause the wife woulda killed me
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: dmf on July 11, 2006, 09:20:45 PM: Ok, I was just wondering cause when I got out of the water Saturday and put my board in the back of my girlfriends car there was this guy trying really hard to pick me up, and he kept stareing at me and Nancy till we left.
Where in Pungo do you live?
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: rabbidrabbit on July 11, 2006, 10:42:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
Thats it!

I trust her completly, but when she enters the room i usually dont get any more attention :cry

Ya, I bet the bisexual life can have its complications.
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: ASTAC on July 11, 2006, 10:58:08 PM: Quote
Originally posted by dmf
Ok, I was just wondering cause when I got out of the water Saturday and put my board in the back of my girlfriends car there was this guy trying really hard to pick me up, and he kept stareing at me and Nancy till we left.
Where in Pungo do you live?

Just outside of Pungo "proper"..right behind Princess Anne Middle school..off of Seaboard road.

I don't go to the "Oceanfront" when I go to the beach..Dam Neck has a really nice beach..It's never crowded..and not open to the public, just people who have access to teh base.
Title: I HATE those sarong things chicks wear
Post by: dmf on July 12, 2006, 11:36:06 PM: Ok I know where your at, thats a prety nice area. When I was married we had a house on Magic Hollow Blvd. The only time I ever went to damneck beach is when I was 16. And thats because I really didn't want to go to my dads shop party at the chiefs club.

( and yes I wore a sarong)