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Title: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 08, 2006, 08:11:38 AM: Kissthisguy.com (http://kissthisguy.com/)
Title: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
Post by: Brenjen on July 08, 2006, 10:25:55 AM: "purple haze all in my brain - feel strange tomorrow but it won't seem the same - got mo' money but I don't know why - 'scuze me while I kiss this fly"

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

I actually heard a drunken buddy slaughter purple haze in a similar fashion...& several other old tunes. You guys would've loved his rendition of stairway to heaven.
Title: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
Post by: RedDg on July 08, 2006, 10:31:59 AM: "On a dark desert highway, Cool Whip in my hair..."
Title: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
Post by: Dace on July 08, 2006, 10:49:08 AM: "Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a...................."

we all know that one;)
Title: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
Post by: midnight Target on July 08, 2006, 11:37:01 AM: "someone shaved my wife tonight....."
Title: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
Post by: Speed55 on July 08, 2006, 11:56:10 AM: Highway to hell AC/DC, first line?????

It aint easy living free, she's a **gger on a one way ride?????????

Give it a listen!! :huh
Title: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
Post by: FUNKED1 on July 08, 2006, 05:09:46 PM: I'm not talkin bout chlamydia
Title: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
Post by: ChickenHawk on July 08, 2006, 05:26:53 PM: My favorite is from my wife. She sang the Jackyl song "When will it rain" as wee willy wain.

:rofl I still give her flak for that one.
Title: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
Post by: WhiteHawk on July 08, 2006, 05:41:01 PM: Lucy in the Sky wit diamonds........."the girl with colitis goes by....."
Title: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
Post by: Nash on July 08, 2006, 06:37:58 PM: Pat Benatar:

"Hit me with your pet shark."
Title: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
Post by: Pooh21 on July 08, 2006, 08:26:06 PM: Toby Keith " gonna get drunk and beat somebody"
Title: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
Post by: xrtoronto on July 08, 2006, 09:43:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
"someone shaved my wife tonight....."

:rofl
Title: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
Post by: Vulcan on July 08, 2006, 09:52:19 PM: OK its not a song... but my missus is asian right, she kept calling the tsunami that hit indonesia the salami :D
Title: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
Post by: Slash27 on July 09, 2006, 12:04:30 AM: A couple from my friends wife.

" Dirty deads and the thunder chief.." AC/DC

" Bingo Jed and Linus.." Steve Miller
Title: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
Post by: Reynolds on July 09, 2006, 03:12:50 AM: "Secret.... Aaaasian maaaannnnnn..... Secret.....AAAASian MAAAAAANN..."

The real lyrics were:
You want to love her but you don't know how.

But I misheard them as:
You're an umbrella but you don't know how

The real lyrics were:
Nothing but pennies in my pocket,
nothing but faith to keep me warm.

But I misheard them as:
In my panties in my pocket you put your
hand and keep me warm.

The real lyrics were:
Thank you for loving me,
for being my eyes.

But I misheard them as:
Thank you for loving me,
for pee in my eyes.
Title: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
Post by: ASTAC on July 09, 2006, 08:57:17 AM: Marshal Tucker Band

Real Lyrics:
Heard it in a love song

I heard: (spelled like I thought it was pronounced)
Purdy(pretty) little love song