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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Wolfala on July 13, 2006, 04:50:41 PM
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My wife has zero organizational skills for anything, I have discovered. Somehow, she managed to lose her wallet yesterday, which in addition to the normal forms of easily replaceable identification (military ID, drivers license, ATM and credit card), somehow by the graces of zeus's butthole had her SS card, Employment authorization card, and Perminent Resident Green Card!
The latter of which cost the better part of $500 to replace! Not to mention with her SS# floating somewhere out there in space, I want to kill her.
Anyone want to help ?!
Love,
Wolf
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Send me your banking information and I'll clear it up pronto.
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Originally posted by Wolfala
My wife has zero organizational skills for anything, I have discovered. Somehow, she managed to lose her wallet yesterday, which in addition to the normal forms of easily replaceable identification (military ID, drivers license, ATM and credit card), somehow by the graces of zeus's butthole had her SS card, Employment authorization card, and Perminent Resident Green Card!
The latter of which cost the better part of $500 to replace! Not to mention with her SS# floating somewhere out there in space, I want to kill her.
Anyone want to help ?!
Love,
Wolf
Wolf rebuild everything as you close it out.... first close all bank accounts. Let the Military replace the ID Card under the fact that is was "Stolen" not "Lost" Old one is then flagged.
Call INS and alert them that her Green Card has been "Stolen" not "Lost"
She has a SSN card and a Green Card?
Call Social Security and let them know the card was "Stolen" not "Lost"
Google it all.
Best of Luck to you, TIME MATTERS!!!! If you haven't done half of this by now it will take FOREVER for you to live a NORMAL life!
Mac
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And I got pissed because my wife lost a cell phone (fifth one). I guess there is no situation so bad that it can't get worse.
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have you walk all places she was yesterday? sometimes you can be lucki.....
I assume you chk her car and workplace?
Agnes hit somones parked car yesterday, looks like it have something to do with moon phases
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Originally posted by Wolfala
My wife has zero organizational skills for anything, I have discovered. Somehow, she managed to lose her wallet yesterday, which in addition to the normal forms of easily replaceable identification (military ID, drivers license, ATM and credit card), somehow by the graces of zeus's butthole had her SS card, Employment authorization card, and Perminent Resident Green Card!
The latter of which cost the better part of $500 to replace! Not to mention with her SS# floating somewhere out there in space, I want to kill her.
Anyone want to help ?!
Love,
Wolf
Hey. nows your big chance to have her deported!
Not too soon though.
Let me pick up that new plasma HDTV and some other items first
Wonderful thing about most stores these days is you can wite just about any name down and they dont even check.
I wrote "Santa Claus" once just to see if they noticed and had nary a problem.
Forget the fact it was my wifes credit card to boot
You really think I look likea Barbara?
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
You really think I look likea Barbara?
Well...kinda.
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Heh clearly Wolfies Wife doesnt surf here
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My wife is the same, despite the fact that she is highly intelligent, highly educated, a medical scientist with letters after her name. She STILL loses everything, gets lost easily and acts like a dumb blonde most of the time.
In fact, just to prove it, as I typed the last paragraph, the phone rang. She's in County hall renewing her driver's licence which she let lapse and can't remember her social security number which she needs to renew it. :rofl Naturally of course. I'm supposed to know everything.
Still, wouldn't trade her in for anything, well maybe a Learjet.............
If I was you Wolfie, I would have fun with this. If you could get a couple of friends pretending to be Homeland Security to stop her, preferably while she's in uniform and ask for id. With no military id, a foreign accent and no green card. She would obviously be an Al Qaeda agent:noid on her way to attack something. I know it's cruel and your life would never be worth living again but it would be fun:p
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yes all of this is true but the ladies do have a redeeming quality. :D you can always try the beet1e method of spousal education but that seems to backfire 100% of the time. I favor the smile and hug method as I lay out cash for lost cellphones, glasses, the occassional bump into another car as she applies makeup while chatting on the phone while driving etc. it's all part of the charm and frankly, I wouldn't want mine any other way.
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women are a great hobby but they are expensive.
I can't believe we let em have the vote tho.
lazs
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my wife tends to forget me when she has sex
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Originally posted by Nilsen
my wife tends to forget me when she has sex
Your dads that good?
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Originally posted by rabbidrabbit
Your dads that good?
:furious
:D
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sorry... could not resist that one...>
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Originally posted by rabbidrabbit
sorry... could not resist that one...>
np.. i guess it was just close to heart ;)
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Well,
So far, no luck. Funny thing is I went down to the Naval base today and ran into my boss Admiral David Bill. The dude started searching Eva's car for the wallet for 10 mins. Couldn't hold myself back from laughing - god love the guy. He's gonna be giving her away at the wedding this September since her parents can't make it across the pond. We're gonna give it a week or so, she's got her home address and that inside so hopefully if someone honest comes across it will send it the the mail box. But after 2 weeks, we'll just ponyup the cash for a replacement card.
Life lesson I guess.
S!
Wolf
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you are lucky
1/4'' dent on ford expedition rear bumper - 1700$
new bumper for ford explorer 1200$
who had worse week?
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Well,
Strange twist - we went back to the Safeway which yesterday said they didn't have anything. So I gave them my military ID which I said would be on the front panel of hers. And out they come with it.
Fancy that.
Poor Agnes :( Give her a hug Ramzey and i'll help with the bumper.
Wolf
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Originally posted by LePaul
Heh clearly Wolfies Wife doesnt surf here
Heh, don't be so sure :-)
Alex, tell to Eva, that she didn't lost it. She "proebala" it. :-)
Estel.
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Originally posted by Boroda
. She "proebala" it. :-)
:D
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Estel, please log on as yourself next time.
Mietla, hehe, Slavonic languages are quite similar ;)
I chated with Eva on ICQ yesterday. Now I am in black. :( Another illusion dead. I thought that only here in Moscow police/militia can stop you and check your papers and registration, and in the US you don't have to always carry your ID papers :(
From chat with Eva: I said that last time I had my papers checked by Militia was 3 years ago, and I was so drunk that I could barely stand, and Eva said that in CA when "our grey friends" see you drunk in the street - they hold you and check for your criminal record...
I have heard horror-stories ;) about California, where you can't drink beer in the street and can't smoke in pubs, but checking anyone who's drunk for criminal record?... Maybe it's paradise on Earth, and cops don't have naything else to do?... I remember being stopped by a Militia sergeant in the subway several years ago and spending two hours in a cage talking with him, but then he said: "OK, you are sober enough now not to fall under a train, so go away and good luck!" :D And it's Moscow fascist militia! In 2002 they stopped me and Greg Guerrera (Leonid), and I had to bribe them because I had an old Soviet passport and Greg didn't have official Moscow-city registration... I couldn't imagine that a US citizen can be fined and arrested for being in Moscow without registration, like some Tajik illegal immigrant...
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oh Pavel you just dont get it.
thats BS, noone here will stop you if you not brake law
But if you run over red light or speeding, expect to be stoped and pay ticket.
Thay chk criminal background, so what? Its better to chk 1000 then let run away one criminal.
SO, hands off from CA, if you dont like you can not come :P
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Originally posted by Boroda
Estel, please log on as yourself next time.
Really I forgot about login :-) But in a minute later I added a remark :-)
V armii net slova "poterial". V armii est' slovo "proebal" :-)
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Originally posted by ramzey
oh Pavel you just dont get it.
thats BS, noone here will stop you if you not brake law
But if you run over red light or speeding, expect to be stoped and pay ticket.
Thay chk criminal background, so what? Its better to chk 1000 then let run away one criminal.
SO, hands off from CA, if you dont like you can not come :P
It's like drinking in the funeral (for an illusion) and suddenly discovering that a person you mourn is alive :)
BTW, here they check papers to simply extort money from illegals from Caucasus and Central Asia. Last time I got stopped was on June 12th, "Russia Independance day" (what a nonsence), by a crew of a private, yefreytor (senior soldier) and a rotweiler as a commander. They tried to arrest me for drinking beer in the subway, but let me go after i said that i want them to get me to the line-militia station and do all the paper-work. They understood that i'll not simply pay them and let me go.
"You have an open can of beer!"
"Well, it doesn't mean that I drink it, look, i have a book in another hand, it's open too, but I don't read it right now, while talking to you!"
"You'll tell this to a sergeant in a police-station!"
"OK, let's go there!"
"Mmmm... We think that we'll issue a warning by a word of mouth"...
And a rotweiler leads them away to their designated position.
:D