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Title: CV ack is a joke.
Post by: hubsonfire on July 14, 2006, 12:43:59 AM: Ignores bombers, but tracks jets at high speed and out of visual range. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?!?!
Title: Re: CV ack is a joke.
Post by: Stang on July 14, 2006, 12:44:56 AM: Quote
Originally posted by hubsonfire
:cry

But yeah, wtf.
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Post by: SkyRock on July 14, 2006, 03:30:53 AM: Ooops, this must be a BK thread! poof!:D
Title: Re: Re: CV ack is a joke.
Post by: navajoboy on July 14, 2006, 02:20:47 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Stang

:rolleyes:

good one!
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Post by: Morpheus on July 14, 2006, 02:25:25 PM: tru
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Post by: SFCHONDO on July 14, 2006, 04:36:10 PM: Rut Roo, Someone lost some perkies...:cry

Dam uber ack. :rofl
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Post by: storch on July 14, 2006, 04:39:13 PM: haha another bk with a 40mm tampon
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Post by: Bodhi on July 14, 2006, 04:46:39 PM: Storch, you are without a doubt, the biggest stunninghunk I have ever had the displeasure to witness.... :rolleyes:
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Post by: storch on July 14, 2006, 04:48:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Bodhi
Storch, you are without a doubt, the biggest stunninghunk I have ever had the displeasure to witness.... :rolleyes:
without stunninghunks like me turds like you would not exist. be grateful you pissant.
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Post by: B@tfinkV on July 14, 2006, 04:50:29 PM: i always considered bodhi as more like hemeroids than turds...

...good cream for that at the farm

acy
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Post by: storch on July 14, 2006, 04:52:27 PM: he doesn't possess the intelligence to annoy me, but I can see where he could be a pain in your rump. have you tried a bottle brush?
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Post by: Morpheus on July 14, 2006, 05:19:50 PM: LOL, if he, or the rest of the BK's do not annoy you, then you stalking them in every single thread possible, is just a fetish of yours?
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Post by: BBQ_Bob on July 14, 2006, 05:20:33 PM: Quote
Originally posted by storch
without stunninghunks like me turds like you would not exist. be grateful you pissant.

:rofl
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Post by: storch on July 14, 2006, 05:30:41 PM: oh look it's lesspheus the belle of the ball, here to swing her purse at all who dare to breathe the sacred word, bk. admit it lesspheus those all were at least a little funny.
Title: The Basketball Diaries
Post by: stangster on July 14, 2006, 05:41:37 PM: Some funny stuff Storch...:aok
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Post by: Morpheus on July 14, 2006, 06:29:11 PM: LOL, what I find funny is your profound hatred for a group of individuals who play a game on line whom you have never nor will ever meet. Not just funny, but sad at the same time. Of course the sad part, is dealing with the type of individual you are.

I play this game all of 1 hour a month now, if that. Say what you want about who you want. Im sure the rest of the BK's feel the same way as I. As for your weak minded jabs at me? LOL, you're going to have to use more than all 10 of your brain cells storchita.
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Post by: stangster on July 14, 2006, 06:38:31 PM: This is one pityful thread (BKs ex-cluded)
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Post by: storch on July 14, 2006, 07:06:48 PM: profound hatred??? my my are you ever melodramatic!!!! tell us true lesspheus dear, was it because your mother refused to breast feed you? was it because your father did instead?
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Post by: WilldCrd on July 14, 2006, 08:15:22 PM: WOW! talk about your basic hate and discontent!! and the stirring of it all.

ya know, arguing with a BK especially morphy is like wrestleing with a pig in da mud! after awhile ya relize da pig enjoys it! :lol
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Post by: Stang on July 14, 2006, 09:00:10 PM: Mudwrestling with Moprh involved is just too sexy.
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Post by: Kermit de frog on July 14, 2006, 09:21:07 PM: *YAWN*

Someone wake me up when this thing is over.
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Post by: nirvana on July 14, 2006, 09:35:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by storch
haha another bk with a 40mm tampon

HA!

Now i'll just sit back and watch the fireworks.

Cheers!:aok
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Post by: Morpheus on July 14, 2006, 10:30:49 PM: Storchita, I realize you're accustomed to playing softball with the ladies... But when you try to play wit da big boys, the under handed pitches just dont cut it. Comon now, breast feeding? Daddy? I've seen teens come up with better material. You raft jockeys' down in FL are getting cut too much slack to live in the big ol' US of A. Not enough gray matter up top.
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Post by: storch on July 15, 2006, 12:34:49 AM: lesspheus!!! oh my goodness you realize??? I call BS. you have no capacity for realization that would require "imagination" and "coherent thought".
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Post by: nirvana on July 15, 2006, 12:42:33 AM: :rofl GO GO GO!

SKUZZ-Y!!!! SKUZZ-Y!!!
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Post by: storch on July 15, 2006, 12:54:46 AM: no need I will stop. it's like teasing a child. he already started with racial/ethnic slurs. he has no fight left in him.
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Post by: SFCHONDO on July 15, 2006, 02:40:21 AM: Have to give this wrestling match to Storch so far.

Ding Ding Round 6 :D
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Post by: Bruv119 on July 15, 2006, 03:14:06 AM: It must be that main arena mentality eh storch .....
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Post by: B@tfinkV on July 15, 2006, 07:27:06 AM: *sits in the corner grinning, franticaly trying to lick his own elbows*
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Post by: Morpheus on July 15, 2006, 08:08:22 AM: LOL storch, you really try to hard. Again, a grown man like you, who is filled with so much hate over an on line game and a few players who play it but play it better than you, very sad indeed. I'm sure you'll find something in life that you're good at. Maybe you can master autofellatio.
Title: Re: CV ack is a joke.
Post by: Furball on July 15, 2006, 08:21:34 AM: Quote
Originally posted by hubsonfire
Ignores bombers, but tracks jets at high speed and out of visual range. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?!?!

may i refer you to these threads: -

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=173460

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=124842

I had it shooting at me while i was flying through a canyon in a 262 the other day, i was about 1000 feet below the top of the canyon, which totally obscured the field from view.

maybe they were firing howitzers straight up so they would go over the hill and fall back down on me? very skilled gunners too tracking something at 500 mph ;)
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Post by: storch on July 15, 2006, 09:11:47 AM: Quote
Originally posted by B@tfinkV
*sits in the corner grinning, franticaly trying to lick his own elbows*
interesting choice of words but they are lost upon me. why would one attempt to lick their elbows?
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Post by: toon on July 15, 2006, 09:22:16 AM: imho if i could lick my elbows i would cancel my subscription and fire my wife.
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Post by: B@tfinkV on July 15, 2006, 11:22:38 AM: haha!1
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Post by: NCLawman on July 15, 2006, 11:49:32 AM: IN
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Post by: RELIC on July 15, 2006, 12:04:05 PM: WOW
If HiTech was my company I'd have removed these boards a long time ago. I can't imagine people reading this stuff and thinking "ya I want to be a part of that community".
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Post by: nopoop on July 15, 2006, 12:05:13 PM: To lick ones elbows or not, depends solely on where they have been.
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Post by: storch on July 15, 2006, 12:14:44 PM: Quote
Originally posted by RELIC
WOW
If HiTech was my company I'd have removed these boards a long time ago. I can't imagine people reading this stuff and thinking "ya I want to be a part of that community".
have you ever played a game of pick up basketball at neighborhood park? the AvA is as close to going to the park and playing basketball I will ever do the rest of my life. in there you play and compete, elbows fly words are often exchanged. this bbs represent the time after the game where people shoot the sheet, sometimes fisticuffs ensue. no different. buck up a bit, it will do you a world of good.
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Post by: Strykar1 on July 15, 2006, 01:08:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by RELIC
WOW
If HiTech was my company I'd have removed these boards a long time ago. I can't imagine people reading this stuff and thinking "ya I want to be a part of that community".

Hey its threads just like this that made me want to be part of this Comminity.. Just don't have the cool factor to be part of this community. Until I do. I'll be the Geek in the back grinning from ear to ear and enjoying the show... Always wondering... Why didnt I bring the pop corn
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Post by: whitetrashfan on July 15, 2006, 04:41:20 PM: (http://www.scumpa.com/art/whitetrash-mar03/whitetrash-title-small.jpg)

Good looking hubby you have there stork. Can see why you rarely leave the house.

Is he your brother too?
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Post by: storch on July 15, 2006, 05:33:14 PM: oh my a clever poltroonish bk shader!!!!! ahhh the joy of lesspheus melting down. the smell of success, it smells like, like, hmmm freshly baked blueberry pie. oh and say "hi" to your uncle dad for me lesspheus. your aunty mom looks swell too btw.
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Post by: Morpheus on July 15, 2006, 05:56:49 PM: LMAO look at you go with your bad self storchita. Funny, ya know... I dont recall melting down at all. In all honesty, I think you take this game far too seriously. Its a shame you havent put more effort into real life situations to improve yourself... But then again, with all the effort you put into this game, you still suck at it, so its a safe bet, you'll suck at anything... Including real life.
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Post by: Bodhi on July 15, 2006, 08:35:38 PM: While I think replying to Storch (or one of his threads) only feeds his insane / gay fetish for BK's... I do think Morph just PWND ole Storch's arse.

(http://www.thevegetable.net/images/pics/owned_haircut.jpg)
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Post by: storch on July 15, 2006, 08:45:10 PM: :rofl hey blowdhi where on earth did you find that photo of lesspheus at?? owned?? how would you know?? you can't read.
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Post by: Bodhi on July 15, 2006, 08:50:45 PM: LOL, you really are pathetic.... :rofl
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Post by: KONG1 on July 15, 2006, 09:10:06 PM: I love this thread! Could one of you kindly exercise some of your unimaginative witless prate on me so I can play too. Thanks in advance. K
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Post by: Yoshimbo on July 15, 2006, 09:10:54 PM: :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: storch on July 15, 2006, 09:51:42 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Bodhi
While we're at it, I think I found this photo of lesspheus taken after a brief encounter with storch in the old CT. he was crying unconsolably about being HO'd one can clearly see the hit marks from that evil luftwhiner's prop. I think that is going to leave a scar.
(http://www.thevegetable.net/images/pics/owned_haircut.jpg)
:D
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Post by: E25280 on July 15, 2006, 10:08:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Strykar1
... Always wondering... Why didnt I bring the pop corn
If ya pop some, hand some over . . .
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Post by: Kermit de frog on July 15, 2006, 10:38:13 PM: Seems like the party is dying....

WE NEED MORE BK'S!!! ASAP.

Where is twinkle toes? I miss see'n him pick up fairy dust in his skirt.
I'm sure more people will come to this thread if he shows up.
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Post by: nopoop on July 16, 2006, 12:05:12 AM: On further examination and research I've discovered where my elbows have been..

It's good..I gotta go now
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Post by: MIShill on July 16, 2006, 01:23:41 AM: Not that I understand the reason for the smack down (too much of a Newbie)but........ CV ack is, at best, "interesting". It does let buffs fly through at 2k without touching them sometimes. Even the manned 5" can lag enough on buff formations to make me wonder if I discoed & didn't notice it.
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Post by: nirvana on July 16, 2006, 02:22:22 AM: Oh no tis dying out. Either the BK's have gone soft or Storch has been abducted and probed into oblivion.
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Post by: whitetrashfan on July 16, 2006, 12:20:13 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Morpheus
I think you take this game far too seriously. Its a shame you havent put more effort into real life situations to improve yourself... But then again, with all the effort you put into this game, you still suck at it, so its a safe bet, you'll suck at anything... Including real life.

Maybe with alot of effort and years of striving he could make Head Frycook or even Assistant Night Shift Manager at his McDonalds. Who knows, skies the limit!
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Post by: storch on July 16, 2006, 12:44:36 PM: Quote
Originally posted by whitetrashfan
Maybe with alot of effort and years of striving he could make Head Frycook or even Assistant Night Shift Manager at his McDonalds. Who knows, skies the limit!
lesspheus!!! resorting to a coversation with yourself? tie a T-bone around your neck. in time, I'm sure something will want to be your friend.
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Post by: EagleDNY on July 16, 2006, 12:49:33 PM: Quote
Originally posted by RELIC
WOW
If HiTech was my company I'd have removed these boards a long time ago. I can't imagine people reading this stuff and thinking "ya I want to be a part of that community".

I'm with ya there - there's probably 4 messages in the thread that actually have something to do with the topic, and the rest is just junk.

HT do us a favor and wack this thread so the maybe we can start something that stays on topic for more than 2 messages.

EagleDNY
$.02
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Post by: nirvana on July 16, 2006, 03:31:07 PM: You have to turn your maturity level down a few years Eagle, otherwise you'd be laughing to no end.
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Post by: SuperDud on July 16, 2006, 04:23:23 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Kermit de frog
Seems like the party is dying....

WE NEED MORE BK'S!!! ASAP.

Where is twinkle toes? I miss see'n him pick up fairy dust in his skirt.
I'm sure more people will come to this thread if he shows up.

Hi!

I just can't understand all this arguing. I just want to hold hands and cuddle.
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Post by: Morpheus on July 16, 2006, 05:59:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by storch
lesspheus!!! resorting to a coversation with yourself? tie a T-bone around your neck. in time, I'm sure something will want to be your friend.

LMFAO!!!!! Aint paranoia A biotch! Love how y ou think that's me, it aint, but it's even funnier that you KNOW it is me. I love you storch... Truely from the bottom of my heart, love you and everything you stand for. If it were not for people like you, I dont know how I'd get my gutters cleaned, my lawn cut, or tires put on my cars. ~~! Storch! Thanks for rafting over here!~~
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Post by: storch on July 16, 2006, 07:58:44 PM: why thanks you massa lesspheus thanks you indeed!!!!!
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Post by: Baylor on July 16, 2006, 09:34:35 PM: Quote
it were not for people like you, I dont know how I'd get my gutters cleaned, my lawn cut, or tires put on my cars.

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Thanks for rafting over here!

cute :(
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Post by: storch on July 16, 2006, 09:57:07 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Baylor
cute :(
awww that's just a typical meltdown for him, he probably can't really see what he's typing with his eyes all bugged out and the monitor covered with spittle. he's a harmless pup with a long tail in a room full of rocking chairs.
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Post by: Morpheus on July 16, 2006, 10:14:09 PM: LOL here we go again, the "self proclaimed winnar" shartch at it again with the 'meltdown'. Funny, I can recall you meltind down in the AvA forum. Now THAT son, was a meltdown. You remember that one right? Or should I say those... It was shortly after a few of us went into the CT, back when it was still refered to as the "CT" and shat in your sand box? "omg daddy, look what the bad men are doing to 'our' arena!

I dont understand how me thanking you for your services to my country, albeit illegal services, is in fact 'melting down' as you put it. Could you explain that one for me stork? I mean, it was from the bottom of my heart and all.

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Originally posted by Baylor
cute :(

I dont know what's so cute about it. After all... he did ask for it. Just like he asked the cartel to allow him to flee the father land in return for smuggling half pounds of hash and brownstone in his rectum.
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Post by: Bronk on July 16, 2006, 10:19:56 PM: :eek: :eek: :O :O

IN

Bronk
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Post by: storch on July 16, 2006, 10:58:52 PM: geez we will be needing titanium umbrellas soon. this the mother of all meltdowns. yes the mythical the moam lol. is it time for the snoopy dance yet?
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Post by: hubsonfire on July 17, 2006, 08:53:16 PM: With the futtbucks out of this one, I will elaborate a little. I got tagged at the range at which the CV ack opened fire, in level flight, at 498mph (per E6B), set on fire, and dead in under 15 seconds. No vis on the fleet ships except at full zoom, still miles away, zipping along,

*boomboomboomboomBOOOMCRANG*
"Hmmm, WTF, I'm on fire? I'm on fire!"
*pop*

I hate the retarded ack (fighters dead at several miles, while bombers survive at half the speed flying straight at the fleet, spending twice the time in range, and a fraction of the alt. Getting killed in what seems like a perfectly rational and safe place by AI that is programmed to function simply and randomly, as opposed to realistically and effectively.... I was just pissed off.

I'd like the ack to prioritize targets, and not shoot through, over, or around objects. Realism arguments are a mixed bag in here, for certain, but the ack, IMO, just sucks, and is unable to effectively defend anything, which would seem to be the only thing it would likely be good for. It's not the perks, or my score getting porked, or anything like that; it just seemed that this was highly improbable, at least to me.