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Title: Are you married? New publication for Married men
Post by: Ripsnort on August 31, 2001, 08:48:00 AM

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Title: Are you married? New publication for Married men
Post by: Baddawg on August 31, 2001, 09:05:00 AM

Rip I have a subscription!

There is a great article in the Sept. addition(subscribers get copies before newsstand release, lucky me )
its titled "Honeydew! Not just a melon but an Occupation"
 :)

Title: Are you married? New publication for Married men
Post by: Ripsnort on August 31, 2001, 09:33:00 AM

Ohhhh, thats a good one BD, I can tell your a writer! LOL!  :)  One of my buddies I've known since my "Single, with women in hot tubs" days was giving me crap about this (he sent it to me) I pretty much shut em' up when I said 'I don't mind cooking the kids dinner from time to time in exchange for the 6-digit incomes'.  :D

Title: Are you married? New publication for Married men
Post by: capt. apathy on August 31, 2001, 11:12:00 AM

Ok, what’s the difference between a hooker, a girlfriend, and a wife?

A hooker says are you through yet
A girlfriend says are we through already
A wife says beige, we'll paint the ceiling beige.

Title: Are you married? New publication for Married men
Post by: Ripsnort on August 31, 2001, 11:24:00 AM

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Originally posted by capt. apathy:
Ok, what’s the difference between a hooker, a girlfriend, and a wife?

A hooker says are you through yet
A girlfriend says are we through already
A wife says beige, we'll paint the ceiling beige.

Hmm, that would mean "missionary"..haven't seen that position yet.. :D