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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: nopoop on July 15, 2006, 07:25:44 PM
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This just kinda slipped out on another thread and I'm about to mess myself.
CHUCK NORRIS IS ON THIS BOARD !!!
Now I know, and you know that he is a GOD. AND HE'S HERE POSTING !!!
Under a different name but ittttt's him !!
I've got a full collection of CHUCK NORRIS bobble head dolls and a towel that he wiped the sweat from his brow while filming Walker Texas Ranger.
He's posting under a different name.
Jeez, it doesn't get any better than this :aok
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
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nopoop,are you kidding? whats his game id?i've been a chuck norris fan since the day he sent a roundhouse to the left side of eve's face for bitin that apple.hey, would you be willin to sell that sweat soaked towel? mama said i could splurge for that. she likes him too,but i think in a different way than i do.
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(http://grantsearcey.com/artwork/heart_art/fishhook.jpg)
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pulls up lawn chair, man is this going to be good post.
guessing over 200 posts.
give it 10 posts in before everybody says there chuck.
my guess is he has got to be one of these two guys.
Squad Name:
Delta Force
Squad CO:
Michael7
Members:
2
Arena:
Main
Roster:
Michael7
tyler05
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I admit, my cover has been blown....
Yes, I am Chuck Norris.
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Originally posted by Bodhi
I admit, my cover has been blown....
Yes, I am gay.
we knew that already, lesspheus outed you
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Originally posted by storch
we knew that already, lesspheus outed you
Yeah... um, talk about ghey.... you're the one stalking the threads we post in....
again, pathetic. :rolleyes:
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Chuck PM'd me.
WHOOT !!
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Originally posted by nopoop
Chuck PM'd me.
WHOOT !!
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
this goin to be a classic
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Originally posted by storch
we knew that already, lesspheus outed you
nice! ....
btw..
bbqbob is chuck.. :noid
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NO!.....I'm Brian...er....Chuck.
:D
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Storch is mad because in Chuck's threads he continually bashes LW planes. Chuck is considered to have impeccable taste.
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Originally posted by Howitzer
Storch is mad because in Chuck's threads he continually bashes LW planes. Chuck is considered to have impeccable taste.
is "impeccable" lesspheus' new moniker?
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Storch is Chuck.
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:rofl BK's and STorch in a cage match, this should be exciting.
On the other hand, you are all out of control.
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pipsqueak couldn't resist, I knew he'd pop his l'il noggin out from under an acorn soon enough.
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Even the most compassionate person (me) cant resist making fun of the Village Idiot (you) every once in a while Storch. By all means, do carry on.
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ummmm can you tell me how to get where I am from here
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Originally posted by doobs
ummmm can you tell me how to get where I am from here
missed the left turn at albuquerque didnt you?
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I heard that when Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's not pushing himself up, but actually pushing the earth DOWN!
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Originally posted by Kurt
I heard that when Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's not pushing himself up, but actually pushing the earth DOWN!
no way dude serious.
that would explain why my lawn isn't mowed even, that bastard
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Storch, even though I think you have an attitude that really doesn't become you, I will have to say that sometimes your replies can reflect an ever-dwindling sense of humor.
However, this "lesspheus" thing, is just pretty dumb and not all that funny. Try telling "momma" jokes or something like that as a more viable alternative to "handle slander".
:aok
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"Handle slander" is a lesser known art form. Generally frowned on upon by the general population. Low brow for the most part. Good for a jab or two on occasion. General lack of imagination is it's downfall.
But it reaches a point of diminishing returns as is evident by the spiralling loss of altitude of streeeches posts of late. Stalking the BK meeenies..
Oh my..
Think of it this way streeech. When I get my butt handed to me flying one plane over and over, instead of making a embarrassing scene in every thread I can..
I pick another plane.
But hey, your on a roll.
LOOK AT YOU !!!
BRUHAHAHAHAHA !!
All the best
:aok
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IN
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Originally posted by storch
I admit, my cover has been blown....
Yes, I am gay.
im srry but that just cracks me up. im srry.
any way chuck norris lost both his legs in a plane crash and still managed to walk away.
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Gents...
Please remember we have many people of different backgrounds here, let the man be.
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Originally posted by Nomde
Gents...
Please remember we have many people of different backgrounds here, let the man be.
Nomde, Chuck doesn't have a background, the background has Chuck. :D
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Chuck Norris Pffffffft...................I'M BATMAN!!!!:D
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Grits is Chuck. He must be, he has 5 balls.
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(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/71_1153048291_awesome.jpg)
he sent me this pic :)
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So how would you come to the idea that chuck norris is on these boards? i am sorry but i dont beleive you and i wont until i have proof. I thought chuck norris would have been playing a army game or sumthing not a flight sim.
ps. you guys r so funny.:rofl
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Originally posted by Howitzer
Storch, even though I think you have an attitude that really doesn't become you, I will have to say that sometimes your replies can reflect an ever-dwindling sense of humor.
However, this "lesspheus" thing, is just pretty dumb and not all that funny. Try telling "momma" jokes or something like that as a more viable alternative to "handle slander".
:aok
I think lesspheus is hilarious in WC fields sort of way. people's handles, more often than not point to something that at some time impressed them. seems like a perfect target to me. if fact, I'll be thinking upon your handle now, though granted it's a tough one.
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Originally posted by nopoop
"Handle slander" is a lesser known art form. Generally frowned on upon by the general population. Low brow for the most part. Good for a jab or two on occasion. General lack of imagination is it's downfall.
But it reaches a point of diminishing returns as is evident by the spiralling loss of altitude of streeeches posts of late. Stalking the BK meeenies..
Oh my..
Think of it this way streeech. When I get my butt handed to me flying one plane over and over, instead of making a embarrassing scene in every thread I can..
I pick another plane.
But hey, your on a roll.
LOOK AT YOU !!!
BRUHAHAHAHAHA !!
All the best
:aok
after posting all of this drivel condemning "handle slander", a creative term, kudos to the thunker. you go on to call my moniker streeech. nice shot in the foot there person with so little poop. the lack of poop is quite evident to me. as this lack of poop has clearly affect you, may I suggest you ask lesspheus for some poop. he's completely full of it.
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Originally posted by Grits
Even the most compassionate person (me) cant resist making fun of the Village Idiot (my momma) every once in a while Storch. By all means, do carry on.
in honor of some BK's request that I do a "your mama" joke, this seems the most likely place to start.
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time to put the BK voodoo doll down storch, it aint workin.
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voodoo doll? only bks play with dolls. it's working for me just fine, thank you very much.
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Chuck Norris is soooooooo gay, he makes Richard Simmons look macho.
Don`t mess with me Chuckie. I sick Ferris on ya. :)
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Chuck Norris is Hitech's father.
Here is a pic of Hitech (as a teenage boy) getting pwned from dad in the car!
:lol
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i170/Dablues/th405936867_l.gif)
:t
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Originally posted by storch
voodoo doll? only bks play with dolls. it's working for me just fine, thank you very much.
You just keep on thinking that and continue to amuse the rest of us.... :lol
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That is my brother and I will kick anyone’s a s zzz who says he is not or makes fun of him! Esp you nododo!
(http://www.332nd.org/dogs/daddog/CN.jpg)
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Originally posted by storch
voodoo doll? only bks play with dolls. it's working for me just fine, thank you very much.
LOL... Hmmm, its working as good as you stepping in front of the mirror in the morning telling yourself... " I am good, I am great, I'm better than everyone else" Then you step out the front door of your 1 bedroom raised ranch with the only toilet in the house, on the frizt, hop in to your 1989 Toyota Camery and serve up Whoppers to the local teenies and soccer moms with Saburbans full of 10yr olds, all day long.
We'll talk about your social/romantic life or lack there of, in the hours and days to come.
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Good one Dad! :aok
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Originally posted by daddog
(http://www.332nd.org/dogs/daddog/CN.jpg)
What does Icky Twerp have to do with a Chuck Norris thread?
:lol
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No, I am Spartacus.
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Originally posted by Morpheus
LOL... Hmmm, its working as good as you stepping in front of the mirror in the morning telling yourself... " I am good, I am great, I'm better than everyone else" Then you step out the front door of your 1 bedroom raised ranch with the only toilet in the house, on the frizt, hop in to your 1989 Toyota Camery and serve up Whoppers to the local teenies and soccer moms with Saburbans full of 10yr olds, all day long.
We'll talk about your social/romantic life or lack there of, in the hours and days to come.
Ouch!:lol :lol :lol
Actually I heard you guys sacrafice virgins and drink goats blood on squadnights..................:noid Just what I heard:t
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Originally posted by storch
people's handles, more often than not point to something that at some time impressed them. seems like a perfect target to me. if fact, I'll be thinking upon your handle now, though granted it's a tough one.
Heck that’s an easy one, Howitzer is obviously a moniker chosen by somebody phalacticly challenged so just call him needle. I agree it probably denotes that with which he has been impressed (or has penetrated his..er..um..well, shall we say…Psyche). :D
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Originally posted by Morpheus
LOL... Hmmm, its working as good as me stepping in front of my mirror in the morning telling myself... " I am good, I am great, I'm better than everyone else" Then me waddling out the front door of my 1 bedroom raised trailer with the only toilet in the house, whose outlet of that is connected directly into my single cooking pot on the frizt, hop onto my 1989 kmart tricycle and serve up Whoppers to the local teenies and soccer moms with Saburbans full of 10yr olds, all day long. while I dream of love with big head todd and blowdhi.
We'll talk about our social/romantic life or lack there of, in the hours and days to come.
we know we know, it sucks to be you.
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Originally posted by Bodhi
You just keep on thinking that and continue to amuse the rest of us.... :lol
who keeps reading these to you?
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Originally posted by Morpheus
LOL... Hmmm, its working as good as me stepping in front of my mirror in the morning telling myself... " I am good, I am great, I'm better than everyone else" Then me waddling out the front door of my 1 bedroom raised trailer with the only toilet in the house, whose outlet of that is connected directly into my single cooking pot on the frizt, hop onto my 1989 kmart tricycle and serve up Whoppers to the local teenies and soccer moms with Saburbans full of 10yr olds, all day long. while I dream of love with big head todd and blowdhi.
We'll talk about our social/romantic life or lack there of, in the hours and days to come
Originally posted by storch
we know we know, it sucks to be you.
Ahhh the dreaded "I know you are but what am I ." come back snap.
Storch your on a roll now keep up the pressure.
Bronk
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Originally posted by Bronk
Ahhh the dreaded "I know you are but what am I ." come back snap.
Storch your on a roll now keep up the pressure.
Bronk
I dont know if you've realized this yet Bronk, but Storch is a rhetorical wizard, if you dont believe me just ask him.
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Originally posted by KONG1
Heck that’s an easy one, Howitzer is obviously a moniker chosen by somebody phalacticly challenged so just call him needle. I agree it probably denotes that with which he has been impressed (or has penetrated his..er..um..well, shall we say…Psyche). :D
needle, hmmm it just doesn't wax poetically enough. but you may be onto something in a freudian way.
it took me a while to come up with lesspheus. I was calling him something else before but I forgot what it was. but lesspheus flows nicely and after all less is definitely morpheus. he's a good verbal dart board.
blowdhi was easy, just watch the man play and it leaps out at you. any verbal exchange confirms it.
I was calling bighead todd leblowatn because leviathan is often used to describe the blue whale. whales blow to breathe. that got skuzzified so I modified it to bighead todd because:
1. those photos of him and his family. the man has a disproportionately large brainpan. I often wonders if it's a resonance chamber.
2. the band bighead todd and the monsters=leviathan, a monster in a movie.
so those were easy enough.
nope, for me howitzer will take some time and refinement but bye and bye I'll work on it. I like howitzer, he's clever enough. I'll come up with something appropriate that works well and won't get skuzzified.
afterall while it may be at other's expense at times, it's all in fun. except for lesspheus I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire.
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Originally posted by storch
I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire.
Hard to do when you have to squat to pee isnt it Storch?
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swims up.....sniffs.....pffft....sw ims away
:noid
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Originally posted by storch
except for lesspheus I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire.
Good choice, Grits told me he likes that kind of thing.
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Hey look, Its Dr. Phil! Read any good Pop Psychology books lately?
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Chicks call me Dr. Fill, get it right, dangit.
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I can see this thread will be closed come Monday :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Originally posted by Grits
Hard to do when you have to squat to pee isnt it Storch?
LMFAO..... Streech, err... sKRUNT, err Skroat.... Oh I know..
it's skrc-unt .! That's it ! .......:t
Lets have a spelling Bee instead ..... maybe he can keep up ?.....
CHECKERS
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Originally posted by KONG1
Good choice, Grits told me he likes that kind of thing.
ya he was mistakenly asking me for directions on how to do it if you have to squat, I'll re-direct the question to checkers I'll bet he knows.
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He doesn't know. They call him Checkers cause Chess is too hard.
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Originally posted by KONG1
Heck that’s an easy one, Howitzer is obviously a moniker chosen by somebody phalacticly challenged so just call him needle. I agree it probably denotes that with which he has been impressed (or has penetrated his..er..um..well, shall we say…Psyche). :D
You know all that you infer here could be applied to your handle as well. :D
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Originally posted by 68Ripper
I can see this thread will be closed come Monday :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Smart money says 8:00 EDT tonight after Skuzzy gets back from the beer hall :aok
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lmfao daddog.thanks for the free laugh.:rofl
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Woah... someone else noticed.
Man, try to lighten up a thread that was going down hill fast and I hardly got a smile.
I give up.
Have at it guys.
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daddog the thread began by a member of a self proclaimed elitist group poking fun at guy. some of us have had fun poking at the elitists. as for myself I've been laughing for two days. I guess it must be my warped sense of what I consider comical.
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Originally posted by Jackal1
What does Icky Twerp have to do with a Chuck Norris thread?
:lol
OMG Jackal you remember Icky Twerp?? LMAO I havent heard that name in years. Remember his gorillas , Ajax and Delphillium , or soemthing like that.
Your right too Daddogs hat does look like Icky twerp ROTFLMAO.
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The pleasing part for me Storch is you dont seem to realize as poor a reputation as the BK's have with part of the AH comunity (I wont deny that) yours is even worse[/b]. You dont seem to grasp that you are not making us look bad, only yourself and your sycophant KONG. So as I said before, by all means keep it up.
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Now now Grits, i'm not a Storch fan but these past 2 threads have really put him on a line for mediocrity, the BKs are on that same line as well, have fun in hell together boys.
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oh ..... arggghh.... my.... rep....u.....ta....tion. I'm crushed oh wait no I'm not. once again my diminuative detractor. what you, the members of your group, this board, this game or HTC think about me has absolutely no bearing on what is truly important in my, or anyone else's life. what is truly important in the life of a semi idle person (me).
1. how much money I will earn next year.
2. how much I have to pay for beer in my town.
yes it's shallow to be sure but there you have it little one, you or yours have no effect on either SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, let the dogs bark, the caravan moves on. now continue with you weak jabs son, your spelling has improved as well as your use of a thesaurus perhaps your wit may soon follow suit.
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Not true, if I was to burn down the beer factories the price of beer would skyrocket and you would be pissed. I HOPE. I'm sure I could figure out a way to drain your pay as well, just give me time.
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Gentlemen -
How about calling it a draw? Enough insults and bashing for one day, eh?
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Originally posted by nirvana
Not true, if I was to burn down the beer factories the price of beer would skyrocket and you would be pissed. I HOPE. I'm sure I could figure out a way to drain your pay as well, just give me time.
don't be stupid son burning down the beer factories will only anger the entire christian world. a move like that would force to become a bk er...a moslem.
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Worf from Star Trek (Michael Dorn?) used to play AW or Warbirds (cant remember) He showed up at the 97 AW con in Orlando. So did Mark Mckinney from kids in the hall.
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As usual Storch you fail to grasp a simple and clear point. I never said we had any effect on you or your behavior. I said you make yourself look worse than you do us so please keep digging.
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Originally posted by Grits
Hard to do when you have to squat to pee isnt it Storch?
LOL!
ack-ack
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Originally posted by KONG1
He doesn't know. They call him Checkers cause Chess is too hard.
That's the best you can come upwith? So very, very sad.
ack-ack
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Originally posted by Max
Gentlemen -
How about calling it a draw? Enough insults and bashing for one day, eh?
well a little bashing maybe but I'm not feeling insulted, neither are the frilly blue ones I suspect. I would think their skin is much thicker than that.
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lol alt-alt dropped in from 45k to cherrypick!!!!! how perfectly complete!!!
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Originally posted by storch
lol alt-alt dropped in from 45k to cherrypick!!!!! how perfectly complete!!!
lol
nice....
ok now who is chucK?
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Originally posted by storch
lol alt-alt dropped in from 45k to cherrypick!!!!! how perfectly complete!!!
Ahh...I see where Kong gets his wits from.
Heard a squaddie handed your arse to ya the other day. So bad in fact that you ended up flying a P-38 for the rest of the night.
ack-ack
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I die lots every day, usually while flying into greater numbers at low altitude. you should try that some time. who knows your game might improve and you won't have to be timid the rest of your life.
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Originally posted by storch
who knows your game might improve and you won't have to be timid the rest of your life.
LOL! And this comes from the guy that is scared to duel in his bf109 against my sub-par P-38J.
ack-ack
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Well this one is going to get shut down. Shame really.
Been gone a long while and I love the boards.
The boards, as is the game is a place to come and have some fun.
With that our squad is for the same thing.
Somehow, someway over the years a group of us slowly got together with the same mind set. It's a game. It's not a measure of ones self worth, it's not a way to make up for those day to day things that beat you down. It's not a measure of certain physical attributes. Is there ANYTHING serious at our website ??
Anything ??
It's just a game to have fun in, and with. The requirement for the squad is that you "get it".
That mindset is all that is required. Over time, with me being an exception those that have gravitated to the squad tend to be better sticks. I think that is attibutible to the length of time playing.
This thread had a silly subject. Too many years of Nor Cal wheelchair dank. It's silly.
It's fun.
What makes me sad in a way is that some people take this game and this board soooo seriously that they lose the humor availible in both.
For a few it's not about fun, it's about self worth.
This game will never make you a man. It's a place to have some laughs after you've done your day being one.
If you didn't get it done there, getting it done here is sillier than the thread your reading.
I would add that..yes, Chuck is in our squad.
I wonder who Chuck is ??
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LOL Poor storchita, gonna go beat up on his sister/wifey now to feel like a man again after being pwned here all day and night. I do feel sad in a way, when this is all you have, its gotta be rough eh stortchy?
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Originally posted by nopoop
I would add that..yes, Chuck is in our squad.
I wonder who Chuck is ??
This is no lie. It is honestly and sensirely the truth. I was shocked when I found out:eek:
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Lack-Lack, you don’t like my word play? Over 4500 posts and all you can come up with is ‘sad’? Just ‘sad’? Genius bit of repartee. Tell ya what, I’ll break off, you climb a little while and we can re-engage. It’s just no fun if it’s too easy.
nopoop, one word….fiber.
Oh, and I’m not Chuck, but I let him fly under my ID sometimes, made him start using his own computer though. Every time he gets picked stuff gets broken.
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Originally posted by BigR
Worf from Star Trek (Michael Dorn?) used to play AW or Warbirds (cant remember) He showed up at the 97 AW con in Orlando. So did Mark Mckinney from kids in the hall.
Nicholas Cage is an active member of the 479th "Riddle's Raiders" FG and has been since the old AW4W days. Goes by the handle ZZ3 and also is fond of the P-38. Just don't bring up Lisa Marie Presley around him.
ack-ack
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Originally posted by KONG1
Lack-Lack, you don’t like my word play? Over 4500 posts and all you can come up with is ‘sad’? Just ‘sad’? Genius bit of repartee. Tell ya what, I’ll break off, you climb a little while and we can re-engage. It’s just no fun if it’s too easy.
nopoop, one word….fiber.
Oh, and I’m not Chuck, but I let him fly under my ID sometimes, made him start using his own computer though. Every time he gets picked stuff gets broken.
Word play? Come on, a 4th grader can show more imagination and originality in a barb than you could ever show.
As the old saying goes, "how do you expect me to have a battle of wits with someone that is unarmed?"
Now go back and snuggle with Storch for that much needed validation you so crave.
ack-ack
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Kong when you become a rusty pipe Metamucil is your morning pick-er-upper.
Tastes like Tang. It's a mover :aok
..jeez were talkin bowel movements now ??
Well no matter, file it.
When your all plugged up and they can't tell you why, save the co-payment and hit the local store.
You'll be doing your part to hold down medical costs.
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wonderfull speach poop, shame you dont have a clue what a couple of your 'fun lovin guys' come here for.
they come to belittle and mock, to laugh AT people not with people.
if this is what you consider, and approve of, as 'fun' then so be it.
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You should read this thread so you will have a clue Batfink. The BKs aren't the ones that started the mud slinging in this thread.
ack-ack
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
wonderfull speach poop, shame you dont have a clue what a couple of your 'fun lovin guys' come here for.
they come to belittle and mock, to laugh AT people not with people.
if this is what you consider, and approve of, as 'fun' then so be it.
I believe that pretty much sums it up, I would surmise that they don't like it very much when a guy like me comes in and beats them with their own text though. there are some guys in that squad I like and I should probably not toss out the baby with the bath water. for the most part the ones you see in the arenas and drivel I read on these boards, I dismiss them as the petulant byproduct of siblings mating.
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If you kinda tilt your head to one side..and cover one eye he kinda looks like chuck norris.;)
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
they come to belittle and mock, to laugh AT people not with people.
We didnt start this, the thread wasnt even about anything to do with us until Storch did a driveby shot at us. He has done this to me for years but lately he seems to have become fixated on the BK's in an uncomfortably homoerotic manner.
Originally posted by storch
I would surmise that they don't like it very much when a guy like me comes in and beats them with their own text though.
Please paste in where you "beat" anything but your own virtual peepee with your delusional polemics.
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"We didnt start this"
grits old bean i have a saying for this moment, and i say this with a true virtual respect for you;
"dont stand up for the guy who robs an old lady just because he plays wingback for you each saturday"
if you personaly dont come here to mock people you have nothing to defend.
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Skuzzy needs to lock it up. I've been gone a year, lost my wife a month ago to cancer and came back here because this place always made me smile. A warm spot.
Thought I post one from the old times when this place cracked me up and I loved hangin here.
It was always a whoot.
What started out as a smile turned out to be a waste of my time.
All the best,
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
if you personaly dont come here to mock people you have nothing to defend.
I dont feel I personally have anything to defend, other than Storch does driveby shots about "the BK's" which by extention means me. I have never ever said anything about HIS[/b] squad in a blanket manner only individuals, but he does it all the time. Is that right? I dont agree with everything that every BK says nor do they likely agree with everything I say, we are individuals, not a monolithic cult. If attacked as a group however, we will respond as a group.
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Originally posted by Grits
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA sob sob WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA mommy make the bad man stop.
nopoop my sincere condolences on your recent loss. I will leave you out of the slinging, I have no quarrel with you.
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You dont bother me Storch, but I do feel very sorry for you.
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Aye Grits you may not have started it but you, and your squadmates continue to egg Storch, and each on. I'll be honest, I have quite enjoyed the past 2 threads in which the BK's, Storch, and KONG have laid a vendetta against one another, but to say you haven't started is nigh blasphemous. Storch takes a shot and one of your boys fires back. Be the bigger man, or men, and say that you are done. Be mocked by him. You know there's an ignore button for the BBS right?
It's quite simple really, you don't have to pay attention to Storch, or you can flat out block him, it's your choice.
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You are correct Nirvana, I should listen to you. I'm done.
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grits, make up your mind son, not two posts up you say I'm bothering you, which on the whole gives me pleasure. now you contradict yourself and say I don't which gives me pain. which is it son, which is it????? oh no STOP!!!!!! IM........BREAKING........... ....INTO>>>>>>>>>> SONG. I like pleasure spiked with pain and music is my aeroplane (is my aeroplane) Grits is a sweet and sour jane and music is my aeroplane (is my aeroplane). Now look and see what you did!!!! sheesh kids these days.
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Originally posted by storch
nopoop my sincere condolences on your recent loss. I will leave you out of the slinging, I have no quarrel with you.
Thank you Storch. What I don't understand out of all of this is what could a few people in one squad do to you that would make you post as you do ??
Did you get shot down ?? Jeez 3/4 of the squad would take me out in two turns. You and I and everyone get shot down on a regular basis.
Where I have a problem is when the "macho" in people takes away the fun that is here for the taking. It can be fun on the boards. I love to write and come up with stupid ideas.
When I was trying to be the king of the valley long ago, this board never suffered my short fallings. I WILL say that my lady and kids new when not to talk to dad.
A "I'm sorry dear" was as far as they ventured or paid the price. I suck. My cross to bear.
If you have a "beef" with a squadie well hey, I know for a fact that lazs will never become the President of the United States. You got a beef with a squadie, it's not the squad.
Your crusade or what ever it is, isn't focused. You have a problem with someone, that's for you to work out...or not.
Crapping on my squad is misdirected and unfair. I would call it BS.
You crap on the squad, you have all of us to deal with.
..I would add that lazs may never be President of the United States but if I call him, he'll be there for me.
It's all good.
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Last response.
You dont bother me, again you are reading into a clear statement what fits your agenda. I was explaining to Bat why I felt the need to counter your generic Ad Hominem attacks on the BK's when it was so clearly counter productive.
I am going to take Nirvana's good advice and not respond to you anymore.
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nopoop the beauty of your squad to me is that it reminds me of fighting the altman's on my block when I was growing up. the altman's were jewish but you could have thought them catholic. every single year mrs altman would fire out another pup. there were like 6 brothers and if you said anything to one you fought them all. I miss the altmans but now I have the bks. thank you jebus murray and jobus for the bks, and for predictability. just so you know though, if I see frilly blue, I sling poo. :D all in fun, just that smiles don't come across in text.
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Originally posted by Grits
Last response.
You dont bother me, again you are reading into a clear statement what fits your agenda. I was explaining to Bat why I felt the need to counter your generic Ad Hominem attacks on the BK's when it was so clearly counter productive.
I am going to take Nirvana's good advice and not respond to you anymore.
next to last response, I win :p
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Why did I know you would equate a game to life..
See Stang tonight ;)
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Mordente
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Originally posted by nopoop
Why did I know you would equate a game to life..
See Stang tonight ;)
the game? gee I just posted on the bbs about parrallels to life to cut downs posted but not about the game. stang? why yes I did. :aok
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Originally posted by nopoop
This just kinda slipped out on another thread and I'm about to mess myself.
CHUCK NORRIS IS ON THIS BOARD !!!
Now I know, and you know that he is a GOD. AND HE'S HERE POSTING !!!
Under a different name but ittttt's him !!
I've got a full collection of CHUCK NORRIS bobble head dolls and a towel that he wiped the sweat from his brow while filming Walker Texas Ranger.
He's posting under a different name.
Jeez, it doesn't get any better than this :aok
so you know this is picking on a kid. you are making fun of someone not as clever as yourself. this draws my attention, I focus my biting wit on the twit that post this kind of .... well what will ryhme and what will fit? :aok
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
wonderfull speach poop, shame you dont have a clue what a couple of your 'fun lovin guys' come here for.
they come to belittle and mock, to laugh AT people not with people.
if this is what you consider, and approve of, as 'fun' then so be it.
Batfink / Mechanic / etc.,
You of all people talking about this is more hypocritical then Storch saying he is here for fun. How many times did you have to change your handle before you had to kiss up to Skuzzy and promise to behave? Don't forget that long tirade you went on to Jaxxo about? Get real. You live for one thing and one thing only. The false belief that you are simply better than everyone else... Tell me Mr. Know-it-all (yeah, you even claim some rediculous IQ score on a BBS too) why do you even bother to post? More of that deluded "better than all" fantasy?
Do us all a favor. Stick to the game and keep your two-cents where they belong, (far away from the BK's), before you open a door that leads to you having to get a new BBS name.
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Bodhi that's a perfect example of why these fights continue. Out of no where you bring Batfink back into the equation. If Batfink has a backbone I wouldn't expect him to reply to a such a post, but i'll let him have his decision. My apologies if I step on your toes but you are doing nothing but pouring napalm into the fire.
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Originally posted by storch
blowdhi was easy, just watch the man play and it leaps out at you. any verbal exchange confirms it.
Spend some time looking at our stats vs. each other... I am not going to bother, and you'll know that if I "blow" at being a virtual pilot, you just plain suck.
Want me to post a few screenshots showing your wonderful PM's after I shot you down?
You are a pathetic sad man Storch, and the really sad thing is that you truly base your little life around trying to "one up" everyone else in this cartoon airplane world.
Even better than that, you dance around shouting out how much you supposedly have in the real world..... Tell ya what little man. You may have more money than some people, but remember this. Money doesn't buy class, or integrity, and in those two items, you sadly are one of the poorest people I have ever witnessed.
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Batfink brought himself in here, no one else. Don't be getting it twisted, Nirvana.
Edit: How many times has he self destructed here on his own accord? Need I count the times?
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Nirvana,
I disagree. Batfink came here for one reason and one only. Personally I had laid off him because it was rather easy to egg him on. His latest little ankle humping attempt with Storch just shows his true colors.
If you learn one thing, remember this:
"Birds of a feather flock together, even dodos"
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in the end...
we all know the Value Menu boys (BKS) suck anyways..
lol
just kidding boys...
carry on..
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Originally posted by storch
nopoop the beauty of your squad to me is that it reminds me of fighting the altman's on my block when I was growing up. the altman's were jewish but you could have thought them catholic. every single year mrs altman would fire out another pup. there were like 6 brothers and if you said anything to one you fought them all. I miss the altmans but now I have the bks. thank you jebus murray and jobus for the bks, and for predictability. just so you know though, if I see frilly blue, I sling poo. :D all in fun, just that smiles don't come across in text.
THAT EXPLAINS IT PERFECTLY!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG it all makes perfect sense now by god! You, stork, feel the need to sling watermelon when ever and where ever you can here, because THERE, at home, in your "real life" if you slung it, you got the watermelon kicked out of ya by the jewish gangs' of the cuban refugee camp. So to make up for all those bellybutton whoppins ya got as a toddler freash off da dingy, you try to make your self feel like a man by sticking your chest out and trying to be "something" here, in fantasy land.
Man, now I really feel bad for ya. You know if you need a friend, a buddy, pal, pen pal, conrad, ANYTHING, just give me a shout would ya!? I helped out a few kids like you back when i was still in college. They were on the wrong path, and we, through the help of several organizations set them on the right path. It was an uplifting experience, and I would love to help you out in any way I can.
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
wonderfull speach poop, shame you dont have a clue what a couple of your 'fun lovin guys' come here for.
they come to belittle and mock, to laugh AT people not with people.
if this is what you consider, and approve of, as 'fun' then so be it.
Po white trash is what's gravitated to the Bk's over the years....Maybe that's why the whole group gets the name of being a buncha....well you know....
Perhaps one day they'll wise up and realize the "group" they belong to isn't worth much to anyone. For most that would be a slap in the face but not to those guys. The facts are in the posts they make. Just about every single post speaks volumes of trash. Absolutely pitiful. What's more pitiful is they don't even realize it! You gotta be really down in the gutter not to even know what's right or wrong.
The BK's think stats mean anything. It's how you present yourself to people that means anything.
Pitiful....
Ren
The Damned
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NO!!!! I'm Chuck err Sparti err Bat.... errrrrr I'm so confused now....:confused: :huh
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Ren i thin you're full of rubbish, you know i think this of you, and what you have just said is rubbish.
Nirvana, Blowdhi is the only person on the boards that speaks so much tripe i have him on ignore, so whatever he said i didnt see it :D
i used to find it fun to play along, let them think they have me sweating, just to see how far a person will flog a dead horse.
unfortunately over 3 months and they still found it fun, so i gave up playing.
there are about 3 people in the Blue Knights squad who are a constant amusement for most of the player base, so deluded by their own moral high ground that they can justify spouting out any old crap and re-writting history to please themself. they do this so that at times like this, they can re-tell the story of how they mentaly crippled this or that person.
The rest of the BKs are true class acts, and fun people to be around.
what you contribute to life is what people remember you by.
its so sad to see people working so hard to make themselves look good now IN life, rather than think ahead to how they will be thought of when they are gone. how did they affect this person? what did their presence do in XXX situation?
Nopoop, my prayers are with you and your family, dont give up on the fun times here, they still happen when people let themselfs have fun.
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No....here's the thing about this whole thread.
Who really gives a crap?
Why get all worked up about...oooh he said....ooooh she said...ooooh this squad....ohhhh that squad.
This person slighted me in/ on a game or BBS. Man, I gotta tell ya...take $5.00 outa yer paycheck and buy a damn life. All of ya's.
We fly here because we have fun. We post here because it's fun, and sometimes we make a connection that we *think* is good. But we really don't know each other. We are all not what we appear to be here.
For example, I am actually a Catholic Priest who has shunned the celibacy act and married etc. I also have been a member of the CIA ,where I was bitten by a scorpon as I was climbing into my F16 to fly a colombian drug interdiction mission.
it may also interest you to know that I was a Member of the navy seals in Newfoundland (Club the Seals!).
Bottom line folks.....let's put it in perspective. who really cares to the point that it affects thier daily lives?
Nopoop, my thoughts with you and yours as well...no disrespect intended.
Rant Off.
RTR
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What was I twisting? He brought himself in here on his own, yes, but you incite him with comments like that, just to see if you can push him over the edge. Were you trying to prove a point as to how Storch and Batfink relate? How Batfink is creaming himself over Storch? Give me a break. But hey, if you push hard enough, everything breaks, right?
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(http://www.birdsasart.com/Hippo-Yawn.jpg)
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OMG this is still here!!!!!! well I certain am one that can't get enough of a good thing, so in that spirit, good morning frilly little blue ones, how is my collective punching bag today??
well I'm off to the salt mine. I'll stop in after a bit and see what else is occurring the hectic lives of the AHBBS attack chihuahuas, territorial little beast but so entertaining.
thankyou furball for that nice photo of lesspheus at bath time.
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Hey Poop!
Long time no hear from. I dont visit here much more either. Too many things have changed, for the worse.
PM me, dude!!
Swager
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U r all poopy heads.
Not to be confused with nopoop who isn't because his name says so.
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Hehe
i hate to stir the pot but this thread has been Heee-Larious!!!
I like ack-ack but "alt-alt" and "lack-lack" is funny i dont care who you are thats funny!!
and the post where one BK said..."we may have a bad reputation but you are having a worst one...." priceless!!!!!
oh and nopoop getting offended and saying "why are you picking on the whole squad??" and then subsequently posting "if you pick on one of us you pick on all of us" hehehehehe.....PUT DOWN THE WORN COPY OF "THE OUTSIDERS" PONYBOY!!!! ill call SODAPOP and DALLAS if you dont like it!!!
hehehehe
Oh and when im feeling blue and need a little smile...i watch grmrpr talk crap on 200 but in my head i call him "GrmDiaper". try it!!! takes the edge off and you can nail the 262 with one ho from a spit1...woot!
Come on you other soc's leave the BK's (greasers) alone...they have a place in society too!!! you jew hating bastages!!!
and yes i know
Falconwang
Falconwuss
Phalluswing
Chickenwing
Yourdadorshouldbefromhowmanyt imeshehasnailedyourmomWING
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I think that we are getting off the main topic here which is... How Chuck hates the luftwhiner planes and the girly men metrosexuals who fly them.
lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's
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Originally posted by DamnedRen
Po white trash is what's gravitated to the Bk's over the years....Maybe that's why the whole group gets the name of being a buncha....well you know....
Perhaps one day they'll wise up and realize the "group" they belong to isn't worth much to anyone. For most that would be a slap in the face but not to those guys. The facts are in the posts they make. Just about every single post speaks volumes of trash. Absolutely pitiful. What's more pitiful is they don't even realize it! You gotta be really down in the gutter not to even know what's right or wrong.
The BK's think stats mean anything. It's how you present yourself to people that means anything.
Pitiful....
Ren
The Damned
Whoaaa hold on a sec... that's a big brush you're swinging. You really want to label a whole squad as "white trash". If you have a problem with an individual players take it up with them.
Show me one mean post written by Supadud, Levi, or Edbert just off the top of my head.
Responses to attacks on their squad don't count.
Their group isn't worth that much to anyone???
Ren cmon the squad only has to be important to the squad. Does a squad now have to pass super secret community vote to be a squad now?
Ren before you start analyzing other peoples post start with your own first.
It does speaks volumes when a person is willing to label a Group of people bases on SOME of its individuals. Try that in the real world and see what people call you. Ohh and yea that's wrong on a whole different level.
Now please show me how where any BK has played for stats. You can't and you know it.
As far as your pitiful comment ... Put down that huge brush cuz you're starting to get some paint on yourself.
Bronk
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Originally posted by Bronk
Whoaaa hold on a sec... that's a big brush you're swinging. You really want to label a whole squad as "white trash". If you have a problem with an individual players take it up with them.
Show me one mean post written by Supadud, Levi, or Edbert just off the top of my head.
Responses to attacks on their squad don't count.
Their group isn't worth that much to anyone???
Ren cmon the squad only has to be important to the squad. Does a squad now have to pass super secret community vote to be a squad now?
Ren before you start analyzing other peoples post start with your own first.
It does speaks volumes when a person is willing to label a Group of people bases on SOME of its individuals. Try that in the real world and see what people call you. Ohh and yea that's wrong on a whole different level.
Now please show me how where any BK has played for stats. You can't and you know it.
As far as your pitiful comment ... Put down that huge brush cuz you're starting to get some paint on yourself.
Bronk
:aok ... WOW ... someone who gets it.
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Chuck is the president of the JG54 fan club. when he's not out vaporizing frilly blue Gnus (pronounced "news" for the intellectually and lexiconally challenged), he's winging with us in the AvA even if in spirit only.
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Originally posted by daddog
That is my brother and I will kick anyone’s a s zzz who says he is not or makes fun of him! Esp you nododo!
(http://www.332nd.org/dogs/daddog/CN.jpg)
Daddog is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Originally posted by Bronk
Whoaaa hold on a sec... that's a big brush you're swinging. You really want to label a whole squad as "white trash". If you have a problem with an individual players take it up with them.
Show me one mean post written by Supadud, Levi, or Edbert just off the top of my head.
Responses to attacks on their squad don't count.
Their group isn't worth that much to anyone???
Ren cmon the squad only has to be important to the squad. Does a squad now have to pass super secret community vote to be a squad now?
Ren before you start analyzing other peoples post start with your own first.
It does speaks volumes when a person is willing to label a Group of people bases on SOME of its individuals. Try that in the real world and see what people call you. Ohh and yea that's wrong on a whole different level.
Now please show me how where any BK has played for stats. You can't and you know it.
As far as your pitiful comment ... Put down that huge brush cuz you're starting to get some paint on yourself.
Bronk
Let's start from the begnning. This is a game. It's made up of people who happen to share a common interest in flight and some of history. They also form squads based on their perceptions of how they want to play the game. The game. Remember the game? It's supposed to be fun. We even have a CON. Why? So, people can get together and take trash to each other? Face to face? Not! LOL.
Gee, Bronk you list 3 names...let's call it 5 names out of what 30? 32? yet the squad shouldn't be labeled as trash? Show me one other squad in this game that act like the BK's on the boards. And they take pride in their trash. An old saying is people don't know you by who you say you are but by your actions. Anyone with any kind of self worth who comes to the boards and reads that trash asks themselves, "who are those guys? I don't want any part of them". Yep, they're are just perfect for the community, ain't they.
Nopoop, all gaming aside, I'm sorry for your loss. While it might be of little condolence I hope you find solace in the fact that she is not suffering and in a better place now.
Ren
The Damned
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Everyone knows we only play for score and this game is the sole purpose of our lives. Anyone not ranking in the top 10 that month is kicked out of the BK's and replaced by some other white trash loudmouthed score-potato who can make the cut.
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Lol stang:lol
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Originally posted by Stang
Everyone knows we only play for score and this game is the sole purpose of our lives. Anyone not ranking in the top 10 that month is kicked out of the BK's and replaced by some other white trash loudmouthed score-potato who can make the cut.
LMFAO!
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Originally posted by DamnedRen
Gee, Bronk you list 3 names...let's call it 5 names out of what 30? 32? yet the squad shouldn't be labeled as trash?
Ren
The Damned
So mathematically speaking , you would say that if there is 1 trainer out of 6 who is completely " off his trolley " - the other 5 must be as well ;)
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Redd, i love you, mainly for that razor edge wit, even if youre country loses to us at cricket all the time, will you have my babies?
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Originally posted by Bodhi
"Birds of a feather fock together, even dodos"
Truer words never spoken. Only question is between you and morph, who's the top? ;)
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Originally posted by Redd
So mathematically speaking , you would say that if there is 1 trainer out of 6 who is completely " off his trolley " - the other 5 must be as well ;)
LMAO...... :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Bob/CHECKERS
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REN, when I logged on for the first time onto this game I had never played an online game before. I was immediately shocked by what I read on the open channel but it took me exactly 30 seconds to become acclimated to the culture.
I, being of a confrontational nature happily waded right in. since people playing these games are sitting in front of a keyboard there is no accountability and there can be no repercussions for actions or words as they would be were we face to face. in a face to face situation some of the things said by myself and others including you, might easily result in manslaughter charges for one the parties involved.
this behavior is not exclusive to the BKs, myself or any other player. two week noobs do it, veterans do as well. it is rampant in mmog games and I would venture the stuff in AH is tame by comparisson.
to me the most potentially offensive player would be shane, who not only repeatedly beat me like a red headed stepchild but ridiculed me on open channel as well. my response to this challenge has been like my response to challenges my whole life, I simply became better at the game. the last time I ran into shane I beat the crap out of him and then taunted him mercilessly on 200. sadly I haven't seen him since that day.
there can be no more fitting revenge or more fun to be had while one is still fully clothed. I am of the opinion that no someone's opinion of myself, others or any circumstance is insignificant provided that they cannot affect the things which are important to me. stuff like what has been posted here or is typed on 200 washes off of me like water from a duck's back.
pity the fool who is truly offended by what is typed or said by anyone on these boards or in this game. that one, if he displays that weakness is worthy of whatever further insult or provocation I care to unload upon them. buck up guys or else you will become cautionary tales like some of the bks and most particularly lesspheus.
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Originally posted by KONG1
He doesn't know. They call him Checkers cause Chess is too hard.
My CPID came from a nick name tagged on me from Motorsports .......,
I got to many Tat's, for Chess player....
Oh ya, you oughta whipe that white stuff off, their ain't no ice cream
on Skull Island ..... :t
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from motorsports???? really??? do tell, just how did you come about with that moniker, I mean who bestowed it upon you?
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Hmm lemme see now
lazs Opinionated tells ya like he sees it don't like it TS. To some could be labeled as offensive.
mars01 About the same.
xdak yea he is always on the boards ripping people new ones
Badboy58 same here
Pirate ohh look another
Wadke most definitely abrasive :rolleyes:
Recon7 yup another guy who just goes looking for trouble on the boards
DipStick falls into the laz mars stack
GrmRpr heh more of a 200 bully than a bbs bully new class listing I'd say
rickt OMG squelch im now bad bad
Morpheus another for the laz stack
Ouch Who?
Leviathn already been covered
Edbert same here
SlapShot laz column
Grits hmmm I've had my differences with him and gee ,he kept it civil . Must not be real bk material then.
Kwan another guy who spams the board with rants on other posters
nopoop look out he might write a funny/ entertaining fight he had against you. He defiantly need a banning.
Bodhi oops laz stack
Drex If i see one more mean post.
:furious:
Furball Not quite up to laz standards where should i put him. I know ...
your-O-peein white trash stack.
Stang smack to the laz stack with you
Crapgame ????
jaxxo heh the town drunk posts some real inflammatory stuff ehh.
Redd careful or he'll make you cry on the bbs . He does it all the time. :rolleyes:
huBKs he alive?
facelift ????
SupaBDP cmon who can hate Tinkerbell?
XtrmeJ Get off the BBS now you damn troll
CHECKERS Why does ht even let him post sheesh.
Hmm 11 out of 30 now if we remove your personal vendettas for some bet it gets below 5.
So who's playing with the numbers
So yea stop labeling the whole squad.
Bronk
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Originally posted by Bronk
Grits hmmm I've had my differences with him and gee ,he kept it civil . Must not be real bk material then.
Off topic, but just so you know with the remodeling of the drag/thrust model and the improvement in several planes (most notably the 109's) I'm now on the side of putting the Spit XVI into AvA sets and at least see how it goes.
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Originally posted by storch
from motorsports???? really??? do tell, just how did you come about with that moniker, I mean who bestowed it upon you?
All kidding and cheap shots aside, It was tagged on me at Ascot Park in 1964, by Jimmy Nicholson ( Lil' Beaver )at the AMA Grand National Flattrack National ....
Next Day ( Sunday , ((long dull drive )) .... ) , we had a Mile National in Sacramento ..... and it stuck ...
Most riders had a nick name "hung on them " by the time they advanced to the intermedate class ...( 2 year ).....
examples would be
Squirrel/ Steady Eddie .. is really Eddie Mulder ...
Cupcake ..is really Kevin Atherton
Jay-Bird ..is really Jay Springsteen .... ( fans still call him Springer )
Black Bart is really Bart Markel ....
Gene Ramereo is really Buritto.....
and so it went......
Did 28 years of that .....I miss it, been fully retired since '89 ...
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Originally posted by Grits
Off topic, but just so you know with the remodeling of the drag/thrust model and the improvement in several planes (most notably the 109's) I'm now on the side of putting the Spit XVI into AvA sets and at least see how it goes.
OT : Fine with me also
Back on topic
Damn it Grits stop flaming me.:furious :furious :furious
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Bronk
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OMG bronk youve finaly gone over the edge!
in recent months your akle humping routine has been increasing to a level where i now suspect you secretly want in to the BKs.
but dont worry, you could never take the top spot for BK jizz guzzlers, Masherbrum/Karaya will always hold that title.
:D
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Originally posted by CHECKERS
All kidding and cheap shots aside, It was tagged on me at Ascot Park in 1964, by Jimmy Nicholson ( Lil' Beaver )at the AMA Grand National Flattrack National ....
Next Day ( Sunday , ((long dull drive )) .... ) , we had a Mile National in Sacramento ..... and it stuck ...
Most riders had a nick name "hung on them " by the time they advanced to the intermedate class ...( 2 year ).....
examples would be
Squirrel/ Steady Eddie .. is really Eddie Mulder ...
Cupcake ..is really Kevin Atherton
Jay-Bird ..is really Jay Springsteen .... ( fans still call him Springer )
Black Bart is really Bart Markel ....
Gene Ramereo is really Buritto.....
and so it went......
Did 28 years of that .....I miss it, been fully retired since '89 ...
wow, thanks for posting that. it's very interesting as with most folks I love things that go fast. I didn't know you were professionally involved.
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Bat get over it I've been in the pigstompers since AW and am going nowhere.
But I have found the BK both fun to fly with and against . (even grmrpr before the 200 bs starts)
As far as going over the edge we all know your an expert on it.
Want to go back to some of your over the edge and falling at mach speed rant posts? All to the tune of PNG status.
How did my post attack you/your squad in any way it didn't. If I now label your whole squad as over the edge nuts. I'd be just as bad as certain other people. But I know better.
Keep making inflammatory comments such as this
top spot for BK jizz guzzlers
and see how far it gets you.
Bronk
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Hahahahah,
This thread is priceless and one of the few interesting ones in a while. Why a few bleeding hearts in this game have to come in to a hysterical smack talk thread and make it sound like WWIII blows my mind.
Most people know the crap on these boards is all in fun. That is the "gets it" that makes being a BK old and new gaurd so great. None of us care if we are the best of the best, have the greatest scores or are even the most whitty. We all just enjoy having some fun with each other and the other guys in this game that get it.
Storch et-al have been the object of much fun and most can see it is much bravado and mostly in fun. I even agree with one or two of his comments, unbelievably.
pity the fool who is truly offended by what is typed or said by anyone on these boards or in this game.
What scares me is when guys like Ren come in here and vilify a squad due to some personal agenda or grudge that he/she has been holding for such a long time. Get over it Ren, let it go, I can't believe you can hold such contemptuous feelings about such stoopid things for so long. That is a perfect example of "Not getting It". Move along, before you die an old bitter man.
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Originally posted by CHECKERS
Most riders had a nick name "hung on them " by the time they advanced to the intermedate class ...( 2 year ).....
My nickname (also not chosen, but given to me by others) when I raced motocross was Kartwheel. I didnt crash very often (only 4-5 BIG crashes in 20+ years of racing) but when I did crash, it was huge.
Grits was also a real nickname given too me (why would anyone pick it??) by drinking buddies in SoCal who had never seen the corn product, and were shocked when I ate 3 bowls of the stuff after one too many beers.
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easy bronk, if i didnt know better i'd say you took some real stinky bait and got it stuck in your throat. I love the way you quote my words just in case skuzzy doesnt see the original, kinda like calling for mom. is jizz really a bad word? no different from the standard 'wipe that white cream off your lip boy, you missed some' type of jab.
if you cant take a joke why are you making them?
I have a few BK'isms that you have taken to be yur own, and found it a worthy reason to type some rethoric.
you know what, i only got PNG'ed once and that was because i used the F-bomb quite deliberately. the person i used it on was pushing and pushing to see if he could 'break me', make me melt down. i gave him what he wanted and he felt foolish after the initial glee.
if you really still think i was 'melting down' during the infamous BKs VS Bat story lines then thats funny to me, and just fine for continuation.
PLEASE do start linking stuff back to that time.
maybe you'll see how what started as a true BK bash thread by someone else, in which my only part played was sticking up for the BKs and trying to get people to focus on the one person who was being a loser fantasticaly, was turned around on me by the same individual who then proceded to work his little weasle magic to make his mates follow.
what ensued was a month or so of highly amusing word and mind games, finishing with Morpheus being shown exactly how sad and pathetic his
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nopoop,does this mean that you really do not have that sweat-soaked towel? i was willing to pay premium price for it. anyway, sincerely sorry about the death of your wife.and thank you for trying to give us a laugh. it worked for me.<
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Sorry bat your post just sorta came out of left field. Tone of a post is kind of hard to discern.
I have no problems with you like I have no problems with 99% of the posters on this board.
Bronk
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Who is chuck Norris ??????? Was he the singer with Duran Duran....????
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Originally posted by COBA94
nopoop,does this mean that you really do not have that sweat-soaked towel?
Back on topic...
Yes I do have the towel and I'm trying to arrange an interview with him. I'll keep you posted.
I've discovered he's short.
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N7->Chuck Norris
Heard on squad channel:
"Hey N7's getting ganged, let's go help"
"Nah, there's only 4 of 'em, they'll be dead before we get there."
N7 was taking off when a formation of Lancs dropped on the runway, he just bailed, used his pistol to pick off all the bombs but one, caught that one and threw it back at the Lancs taking out the whole formation.
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"I love you...truely from the bottom of my heart, love you and everything you stand for. if it were not for people like you, I don't know how i'd get my gutters cleaned, my lawn cut or tires put on my cars.
storch thanks for rafting over here."
Hmm..I heard Castro flew him over to get rid of him:D
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I kinda like you so don't make me lay into you bear, because I will. :aok
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
OMG bronk youve finaly gone over the edge!
in recent months your akle humping routine has been increasing to a level where i now suspect you secretly want in to the BKs.
but dont worry, you could never take the top spot for BK jizz guzzlers, Masherbrum/Karaya will always hold that title.
:D
You can post all of the rhetoric you want, I have NEVER had anything get personal with ANYONE who plays this game. I may bust balls on 200 and those who have been around me know how I am. You weren't around when I started so who in the hell are you to judge me?! Your "fanboi" status was just revoked by the "useless BBS padder" board. I'm sorry but I have NEVER had a problem with the BK's. I know hub gets a bad rap, but he'll be able to recount the night he found out a Yak could outturn a Hurricane. I can take whatever folks dish out at me.
Storch, take Shane as the example again. Everyone felt this "oooh, he is too good, crap" aura around him. Before the changeover, on a squad night, I shot his lamearse down 6 times. Each he had a plethora of excuses on how it happened. I had squaddies within Icon range but also NOT coming into it. They gave us space. He tried three times in the Lgay7, and three in the D-11.
Call me what you want, I think you are just like the rest of the "I need my name in lights" persons. Your good enough for me to shoot you down. You try and insult someone that you have NEVER encountered in the game. Too funny Fink. You have your ego and that is it.
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Originally posted by Morpheus
Oh I'm sure he's shakin. What are you going to do? Slice his wrists with your fake green card?
think things through son. first of all since by your own proclaimation I'm an illegal alien how would he get my green card?
secondly who provided you with sufficient oxygen and amphetamines to revive you from the frightful whipping I administered to you last night?
stay down on the canvas boy. think of the sorrow you're causing your mother.
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
Call me what you want, I think you are just like the rest of the "I need my name in lights" persons. Your good enough for me to shoot you down. You try and insult someone that you have NEVER encountered in the game. Too funny Fink. You have your ego and that is it.
once again another bite, i dont believe i got two on the same line.
the last time we met in the arena Karaya, you were in a D9 and i in the 47D40, it was on furball island and i picked you off a squaddie.
other than that the only times i have seen you in game have been in Doras, running away on the film when i checked who it was.
i have no problems with anyone really, but hell, you are lapsing to take anything i post seriously, ever.
btw, i said you were suckin up to BKs, not hating them.
its all for fun, right?
getting worked up is bad, right?
you guys teach the rules to us noobs and then you fall victim to the same moves??
:huh
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Originally posted by storch
think things through son. first of all since by your own proclaimation I'm an illegal alien how would he get my green card?
Originally posted by Morpheus
Oh I'm sure he's shakin. What are you going to do? Slice his wrists with your fake green card?
:rolleyes:
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Originally posted by jamesdeanoo7
Who is chuck Norris ??????? Was he the singer with Duran Duran....????
A statement like that might get you rated in 'The Worlds Worst Mistakes.'
"Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made."
And if Chuck was in the game and on the Boards, I'm sure he could give one roundhouse kick and remove this post and any memory of it we have.
Heck, he could probably do a roundhouse kick to the internet and remove all spam, spam senders, virus's and their makers all in one!!
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who would win a fight, Chuck Norris or Kurt Tank?
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Originally posted by Furball
who would win a fight, Chuck Norris or Kurt Tank?
N7 would
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
once again another bite, i dont believe i got two on the same line.
the last time we met in the arena Karaya, you were in a D9 and i in the 47D40, it was on furball island and i picked you off a squaddie.
other than that the only times i have seen you in game have been in Doras, running away on the film when i checked who it was.
i have no problems with anyone really, but hell, you are lapsing to take anything i post seriously, ever.
btw, i said you were suckin up to BKs, not hating them.
its all for fun, right?
getting worked up is bad, right?
you guys teach the rules to us noobs and then you fall victim to the same moves??
:huh
Wow, you think I'm worked up? You need thicker skin. I know what you were saying (nothing), again, keep stroking your ego because that is all you have. If you think you can judge someone with ONE meeting, you are truly the "Ego man". What you said was out of line. Maybe you'll meet me again when I'm in the Hurricane 1. Time will tell.
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Originally posted by Bronk
Sorry bat your post just sorta came out of left field. Tone of a post is kind of hard to discern.
I have no problems with you like I have no problems with 99% of the posters on this board.
Bronk
not at all man, i was just being stupid.
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
Wow, you think I'm worked up? You need thicker skin. I know what you were saying (nothing), again, keep stroking your ego because that is all you have. If you think you can judge someone with ONE meeting, you are truly the "Ego man". What you said was out of line. Maybe you'll meet me again when I'm in the Hurricane 1. Time will tell.
how can you say ONE metting?? ive seen close to 200 posts by you at least.
hey, my ego is so small and withered i have to resort to messing around on this board for my monday evening, come on, no ego here sir.
you talk big, yet i know you dont have the nuts to fight in the DA, so i wont even ask.
now you can either stay way up there on your high horse, and tell me im an egomanical fool with no life, or......ya can challenge me to a duel or two in the DA (yup, that stands for 'dueling' arena) and we can find out a bit more about each other.
if the first option, then i will continue to judge you buy the many, MANY posts you make here, just as you judge me.
its your call.
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Originally posted by Furball
who would win a fight, Chuck Norris or Kurt Tank?
"Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick."
Based on that I'd have to side with Chuck Norris. I heard Chuck roundhouse kicked Kurt and that's when he got the idea for the Ta-152.
Originally posted by storch
pity the fool
"Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building."
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what? Bronk, are you saying that there are people that find my character building efforts..... offensive? I believe that the luftwhiners and luftwussies and metrosexuals and your-0-peeans and fluffers on this board are richer for the experiance of me helping them see themselves in the cold light of day.
I can understand why one particular luftwussie squad is in the ava tho.... A very small pond makes them look bigger.... I can understand this reasoning... my girfriend is mexican and has small hands. What I can't understand is the fact that they don't seem to realize it.
That way lies madness.
lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's
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well Lazs i suggest, working from your uncertain wording, that you open a small convent just outside Cancun and lead classes in teaching mexican women to realise they have small hands.
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Is the heat getting to you guys or what?
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
how can you say ONE metting?? ive seen close to 200 posts by you at least.
hey, my ego is so small and withered i have to resort to messing around on this board for my monday evening, come on, no ego here sir.
you talk big, yet i know you dont have the nuts to fight in the DA, so i wont even ask.
now you can either stay way up there on your high horse, and tell me im an egomanical fool with no life, or......ya can challenge me to a duel or two in the DA (yup, that stands for 'dueling' arena) and we can find out a bit more about each other.
if the first option, then i will continue to judge you buy the many, MANY posts you make here, just as you judge me.
its your call.
Again, you post of things you don't know about. You're using all of the cards in the DA Handbook. You cast the first stone, now please go hump someone else's amkle, I've never been impressed with you, nor will I ever. But, have a good then alright chap?
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you're answering on autopilot dude, i never asked you for DA, i said if you wanna talk big man talk about cartoon skillz(like you often do) then you'd better challenge me in the DA to prove it.
As it is right now, i would strongly suggest that you in a spit5 and me in a p40E would still go my way.
As it is now you talk the talk but fail to walk the walk using the sme age old 'DA is for losers' rubbish.
It was infact you casting the first stone telling me your hurricane mk1 would.....what was it....'time will tell' thats it.
yeah, well i aint got time to keep wanking on about it with you, so prove it or accept that you are blaggin something that isnt true.
Here it is Karaya:
you will never, ever shoot me down fighter VS fighter in this game ever. you have never done and you never will do. and i am barely average, which makes you little more than a cherry picken, 'i fly timid because its historical', big mouth.
thats big talk from a kid of 23 like me, but im ready to back it up and win or lose accordingly.
i once contested morpheus that the spit16 would turn with a zeke. big words were exchanged and the DA was called. he whiped my butt, as i now realise my claims were foolish.
main point being, i was man enough to take the challenge, as was morpheus, and the correct person was made evident.
and if i was impressing you with anything, i would promptly change the way i think and act untill you disliked me again, i like it that way.
speaks volumes of a person when they feel the need to quote someone being banned in thier sig.
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HiTech needs to make a "Verbal Jousting Arena". We can all sit in our respective towers and hurl insults at each other. When an adequate verbal lashing has been obtained, you register a kill.
Lighten up guys... we're supposed to be grown men!:huh
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This one is done.