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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Maniac on July 19, 2006, 03:23:27 AM
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Well, it has to be the Peta attack for me, also known as OPERATION MEATPUPPET. Golly-geen that was fun. I have almost read thru the 20 page thread again :)
http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=138115&perpage=50&highlight=peta&pagenumber=1
We really need to organize something similar like that again, but on an grander scale :).
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As far as I am concerned, NOTHING beats this gem:
originally posted by Drunky-
Mr. Black Really is a Sniper...I Can Prove It
I'm here to defend Mr. Black. I ALONE am in the position to do this since I was his closest confidant and spotter from sniper school until his time as a sniper in South America. Here's a picture to prove it. Look at the circled area.
Yeah, if you look real, real hard you still won't see us. That's how good we were. Completely one with the land. Scary stuff...BOOOO Scared you didn't I? In fact, this picture was taken by whom we were sent to . Turns out he didn't see us either. We took the camera and film from him when we finally found his dead .
We blended so well that even the animals accepted us. In particular, a young monkey with large pleading eyes began to follow us. Probably thought we were his parents. Well, Mr. Black took to the little critter like a duck to water. Mr. Black would pet the young mokey, gently running his hand through his fur over and over. More times than not Mr. Black let him ride around on his head and would pick and eat the fleas from the furry little bugger during our rest stops. Hell, he even let the monkey sleep with him.
Eventually, he became a bit possessive of the little monkey. It seemed everytime I even looked at the little furball Mr. Black would narrow his eyes into barely perceptable slits and whisper in a barely audible tone, "Don't touch my monkey." Late at night I often heard him whispering to the little monkey in his bedroll, "Monkey love, that's the best love." in a panted voice over and over. Finally, it seemed that Mr. Black would inhale real deep and shudder. Followed by a long exhale, then fall asleep. Man, he must have really loved for that monkey. I just didn't realize how much at the time.
As we approached our target at , things quickly went south. In fact, things happend so fast that it's still blurred even now when I think of it. It seemed the first thing I heard was an explosion followed by Mr. Black's roaring voice rending the stunned silence, "Monkey killers, monkey killers...YOU KILLED MY MONKEY....MY MONKEY."
That's when all hell broke loose. Mr. Black started firing. I've never seen someone shoot the M82A1A so fast with such precision. It seemd that a ruthless, unswerving killer instict that had been boiling just under the surface finally erupted. As I watched from further up the hill though my spotter binoculars, Mr. Black single handedly shot and an entire platoon of . The last guy he was running down a mountain path. I thought that Mr. Black didn't have a chance of hitting him since I ranged the guy over 2,000 yards, but I was wrong. I guess monkey love was stronger. All said and done I counted twelve dead , the last one at 2,210.2135987302+1 yards. Damn he must have really loved that monkey.
I have to admit that even I, his trusted spotter, was a bit unnerved as I saw him seemingly appear though the smoke toward me walking back up the mountain with the poor little dead monkey in his arms. He seemed in a daze, not even realizing as he bumped into me. As we exfiled, him carressing what was left of the monkey's head, I began to worry about his sanity. After 2 days and over 600 miles, him still carrying the mokey's corpse with flies buzzing around it and maggets begining to appear from eruptions in his furry hide, I knew that Mr. Black was a damaged man. It wasn't until later that I feared for my safety.
That night I awoke from a fitfull sleep to find Mr. Black's combat knife under my neck. In one hand he held the knife with its edge pressed firmly just below my adam's apple, in the other he carried his dead monkey. I can admit now, only after much therapy, that I was indeed afraid. The dazed look had finally left Mr. Black's eyes leaving a diamond sharp focus that seemed to bury into my soul. I dared not even breathe...
He held the knife there for what seemed several minutes but were probably only seconds. Sweat began to form not only under my neck but also around my genitals. Finally he gentlly began to whispered to me in the dead of night but his voice began to rise until he was shouting at the top of his lungs, "potpie... Potpie...POTPIE...POTPIE, POTPIE, POTPIE." The vein in his forhead was throbbing madly before he collapsed. Losing his monkey was too much for him apparently. I contructed a litter and carried him to the extraction point.
Sadly it all proved too much for Mr. Black. He began to slip in and out of our reality. He claimed to be other people, notable someone called RC51 among others, and even stated things that never happened. It was a sad day to see a once great man, sitting behind a computer a slave to his mad delusions, claiming at times to be performing experiments on people and other times claiming to be funny and playing jokes on people. Sadly enough, he even resorts to claiming to have stated nothing concrete, despite everything to the contrary, in order to deflect any scrutiny of him.
Bowed by time and circumstance, this poor pathetic soul is now know P3WN3D How sad.
The King is dead...Long live Airhead.
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"The Voss Conspiracy". Quite possibly the funniest thread I have ever read in any Forum I frequent.
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Stripper web was great.
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
"The Voss Conspiracy". Quite possibly the funniest thread I have ever read in any Forum I frequent.
Absolutely the best. :aok
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Dowding "comming out".
Swoop and the BJ post.
Curval and the moped :D
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The SOB and Nielson picture threads were pretty funny. The dumb truck also holds a special place in my heart.
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Originally posted by Saintaw
Swoop and the BJ post.
that the one where his wife or something logged in as him? :rofl :aok forgot about that one!
I never got the moped one, by the time i read it alot was edited out i think :cry
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Ask Curval, he will be delighted to tell you all the details*. Maybe there's still a copy over at Lepaul's bbs.
* :D
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Originally posted by Saintaw
Ask Curval, he will be delighted to tell you all the details*. Maybe there's still a copy over at Lepaul's bbs.
* :D
:lol
that place is still up? meh, haven't gone back since one drunken night as JB73'sGhost or something like that. :lol
searcht he BBS for curval and moped and you get 2 results... 1 thread is a veritable who's who of persona non grata LOL Beet1e, NUKE, Cherlie, ra, rc51, Airhead... :rofl
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That dancing bannana.. "Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!"
Also SOB's trout thread stick to mind.
:rofl
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Originally posted by Mustaine
Stripper web was great.
yep, this one gets my vote
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Will somebody post a link to the dumb truck thread? I still can't find it. :D
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Dumbtruck...boy those were the days.
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dumbtruck ehh
http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=128310&highlight=dumbtruck
Bronk
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The description of another posters cat. I believe the name of the cat was either furball or hairball. It was a hilarious read.
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The gum ball situation was halarious.
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Originally posted by Maverick
The description of another posters cat. I believe the name of the cat was either furball or hairball. It was a hilarious read.
Hairball, I believe, was the cat's name, and Hangtime wrote the AAR of that battle. It was hilarious
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yep, it's Hairball.
Hang vs Hellcat (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56945&highlight=hairball)
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Thanks Caveman. I think I may even have a cut n paste of it on my puter somewhere. It was a great read.
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there's other hairball stories here but i can't find them right now. those were squealing awsome....
but not as amazingly horrid of a story as The ham sandwich (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=97588)
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TIP: Make sure you dont poat on any of the old threads. Ive seen a bunch of good threads deleted thanks to posters.
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
TIP: Make sure you dont poat on any of the old threads. Ive seen a bunch of good threads deleted thanks to posters.
I know, lately though all Skuzzy does is lock them, at least they aren't gone for good.
side note it would be useful to be able to sort threads by their locked or unlocked status, would help finding some of those comic gems much faster :aok
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Originally posted by eureka101
when beet1e got banned :rofl
Was this recent? Did all his posts get removed as well?
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There are also the chicken pot pie stories as well. Darn, now I'm hungry and we have no CHICKEN POT PIE!!!!!!:O :cry
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Airhead's "Elfenwolf" / bungee accident was a good one
Agreed...the stripper on was excellent
Ohm, found
this (http://forums.checksix.net/showthread.php?t=783) over at my forums... lol
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Originally posted by Bronk
dumbtruck ehh
http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=128310&highlight=dumbtruck
Bronk
Lmao I was just thinking about that yesterday
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Stated by Bodhi in "dumbtruck" thread....
tell your Dad to send you to school...
and maybe buy you a hooker...
:rofl
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Yeah, Dumbtruck was a lot of fun. And the Stripper-thread, Voss, and some of the picture threads were funny too... (edit: I think my PETA-account is still active... ;))
There has also been some threads that have had a deeper understanding of the way life works (I don't believe in God, I'm a physicist.. but the threads in here have been educational).
The discussions here can vary from humorous to outrageous seriousness. But I still love you guys ... well, I wouldn't like to wake up next to any of you, but you get the point. ;)
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Originally posted by CavemanJ
Hairball, I believe, was the cat's name, and Hangtime wrote the AAR of that battle. It was hilarious
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yep, it's Hairball.
Hang vs Hellcat (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56945&highlight=hairball)
ROFLMAO
Forgot about that one. Thanks. Had a good laugh again.
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thewobble
classyman
mrblack
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its was one of those lame COs of a ponygirl runstang squadron. Whose evil co worker took over his account and talked of dlamb
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when I won my bet in 04 with Bush winning both the popular and the electorial vote
and when I won the Super Bowl bet with the Bucs stomping the Raiders :)
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Originally posted by Eagler
when I won my bet in 04 with Bush winning both the popular and the electorial vote
That was a good break for me. ;)
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ah the good ol' days :aok
for me number 1 is drunky's lil "mr Black story" that had me in tears!!
2nd would be the "voss consipracy"
wonder what ever happend to Mr. Black? did he find a new monkey and move on?
as for voss.....who cares
and what ever happend to the ever precocious jetb123?? i kinda miss the lil bugger
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thats easy. Voss and Mrblack. Voss was making cry. Drunky is a genius. That is all i can say.
But the best one EVAR!!!1!!1111! Was Jb73's meltdown on LePauls forums. now that was funny.
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Correction, my favorite moment is when the hall monitor **********s started locking every ****ing thread for no apparent reason.
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Get some sleep Funked, this was meant to be an positive thread.
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the voss conspiracy ...
then the stripper's ...
peta just rocked ...
Curvals scooter ...
dumbtruck ... lmao
Another fine moment the Nuke /Allison or AKA : my boyfriend gets killed .
how about a Clunker boat Greenpeace adopt a whale tour ??
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Originally posted by eureka101
On this board, what are all these "nothing to see here, move along" threads supposed to be about?
I don't know, I never dare to look in them...
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zOMG 0club summer reruns, LMAO!!!!111
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don't forget...
Elfenwolf defends the poor woman with the stinky bum impaled in her windshield.
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I can't believe noone mentioned the tirades of FlyingDuckSittingSwan...that guy had some gems.
EDIT: Ok it wasn't O'Club but this thread (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10092) had me cracking up for days due to the ridicolousness of the riddle.
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Not really funny, but some of the BBQ and smoker threads have been great.
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Originally posted by midnight Target
don't forget...
Elfenwolf defends the poor woman with the stinky bum impaled in her windshield.
rofl, that was an excellent one.
Was it creamo that posted the bakla.net tranny pics over at stripperweb complete with accompanying sob story? Whoever it was, it was genius.
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Originally posted by Tarmac
rofl, that was an excellent one.
Was it creamo that posted the bakla.net tranny pics over at stripperweb complete with accompanying sob story? Whoever it was, it was genius.
no it was someone who registered as creamo over there though... i forgto who, but it was hilaruous! :aok
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How could I forget... probably the hardest I've ever laughed at anything on the intardnet... the Mrblack prostate thread... I believe it was Raub that composed this masterpiece:
(http://swrebellion.com/~tarmac/blackprostate.gif)
The mrblack Lorna porn star girlfriend expurrement thead was a great one too.
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Mr. Black Really is a Sniper...I Can Prove It *Monkey Love*
PETA Wars
Strippers Invasion.
Photo Chopping of SirVlad, SOB, Waffle and Nilsen.
Chicken Pot Pie.
Curvals scooter was lame, but funny. LOL Sorry Gilligan Lil Buddy.
:aok
Mac
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My fav was when Sandman got banned cos I posted a 'wednesday minger'.
Never did work that one out.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/209_1137109117_20029211530-0-swoop.gif)
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Originally posted by Swoop
My fav was when Sandman got banned cos I posted a 'wednesday minger'.
Never did work that one out.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/209_1137109117_20029211530-0-swoop.gif)
I got slapped for getting snotty with Yankee. IIRC, Hortlund got caught in that as well.
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There was a vacestomy thread that I remembered bringing tears to my eyes also.
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Some of the posts by Gaylord were absolutely hilarious.
Anyone ever find out who he was? Always thought it was Airhead, personally.
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Originally posted by Maniac
Well, it has to be the Peta attack for me, also known as OPERATION MEATPUPPET. Golly-geen that was fun. I have almost read thru the 20 page thread again :)
http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=138115&perpage=50&highlight=peta&pagenumber=1
We really need to organize something similar like that again, but on an grander scale :).
Don’t even think about it, son. :mad:
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Originally posted by PETA2 Admin
Don’t even think about it, son. :mad:
Mr. Black is back!
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FDB "Goon otw" scam.
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I still get emails from PETA! Time for another attack?
The best in PETA Wars was :
"The Dogs Next Door"
"Bambi, I made Love to a Dieing Deer"
"The Rat that fell into the soup"
I laughed so hard...I cried.
Nice attack, they didn't know wether to wind their arses or scratch their watches!
:aok
Mac
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Originally posted by PETA2 Admin
Don’t even think about it, son. :mad:
Naw that was Skuzzy trying to tame us down! LOL
Mac
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Btw i just signed up on petaboards.
Hope to see some you youngsters in there.
My handle is..
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Captain Stabbem?
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Captain Stabbem?
Me?
No.. im Oma your friendly grannie. born in 1931 and i LOVE cats
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Do I smell the upconing stench of "Operation Meatpupper II?"
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you never know... im onboard. gonna spend some time building up my cred with the dolts :D
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I dunno if that's such a good idea at th moment...been seeing a lot of PNGs lately... :noid