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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: VOR on July 19, 2006, 08:19:08 AM
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What could possibly be more useless? Maybe 2,000 copies of Jerry Lewis' greatest telethon moments would be less popular, but then again it would weigh alot less. So, in an effort to maximise military potential, we put it to good use. Some skeptics have referred to it as a monument to the stupidity of man. Make no mistake, though; I am King of All I Survey!!
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/3372/kingdavidub8.jpg)
PS: SHOTGUN!!!!
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/8959/shotgunue4.jpg)
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Wish I may
Wish I might
Have this I wish tonight
Are you satisfied?
Dig for gold
Dig for fame
You dig to make your name
Are you pacified?
All the wants you waste
All the things you've chased
Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger
But there's no one around
Just want one thing
Just to play the king
But the castle's crumbled
And you're left with just a name
Where's your crown King Nothing?
Where's your crown?
:D
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Dude, just drink 60 or 70 of them, and you'll get a buzz. They have an alcohol content of about .05%.
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Just add a little vodka.
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Originally posted by eureka101
For american beer, I guess that's quite potent.
:rofl
Sad but true... At least when we speak of the big brewers...
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Not 5%, .05%. Non-alcoholic beer has just a smidgeon of alcohol in it.
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Cant ya just send it back?
OR find some sucker to trade for it?
Tell somenme you have a bunch of beer to trade.
dont tell em its Coors light
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The only thing more inane was loading 300 cases of beer onboard our ship to be kept under lock and key untill we returned to port. The old man did'nt believe in drinking.
Luckily, he did'nt believe in thorough shakedowns either.:cool:
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LOL in GW1 I used to send the guys 5 L. cans of beer labeled Alcohol free, it worked out good when I finally was deployed south.....
Gunns
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Hahaha, guys. We're open to suggestions about what we should do with this crap. If there's a good idea we'll do it and take pictures.
In the meantime, I rule from the beer throne with an aluminum fist.
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You could always make a still.
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Originally posted by VOR
Hahaha, guys. We're open to suggestions about what we should do with this crap. If there's a good idea we'll do it and take pictures.
In the meantime, I rule from the beer throne with an aluminum fist.
Well, my buddy and I, when confronted with useless carbonated beverages, usually use a Mossburg 500 loaded with 3 inch magnum steel bb shot. The Express rounds will pretty much turn a 2 liter bottle of sprite(heavily shaken and heated under the Virginia sun) inside out at a distance of 30 yards.
2000 cans you say? Army?
Sounds like a job for a .50 cal.
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Weapons lethality test
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surely somewhere in your billions of $$$ worth of tanks an guns you have a shell of the exact calibre that could use those cans as a slug.:D
get them to shoot some can rounds at insurgents as 'non-lethal' amunition and see if they still want to throw rocks at you..
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Cans as non-lethal? My buddy threw me a beer can from about 20 yards over 4th of July weekend, and instead of letting it hit the water and picking it up after it floated back up (he was on a boat, I was in the water), I decided to catch it. FYI, I become very smart and very athletic when I have a few beers in me.
The lip of the can peeled a huge bloody flap of skin off my palm... in the perfect shape of a beer can top. The flap has just healed to the point I could take the bandages off and not worry about it lifting up again.
I think the idea of beer cans + any high velocity projectile is a very good plan though.
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VOR, your prayers are answered!
the beer cannon (http://www.guzer.com/videos/beer_cannon.php)
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Originally posted by Tarmac
Cans as non-lethal? My buddy threw me a beer can from about 20 yards over 4th of July weekend, and instead of letting it hit the water and picking it up after it floated back up (he was on a boat, I was in the water), I decided to catch it. FYI, I become very smart and very athletic when I have a few beers in me.
The lip of the can peeled a huge bloody flap of skin off my palm... in the perfect shape of a beer can top. The flap has just healed to the point I could take the bandages off and not worry about it lifting up again.
I think the idea of beer cans + any high velocity projectile is a very good plan though.
Tarmac, I don't think beer cans float. On a rafting trip, my buddy became drunk and dumped my remaining three beers in the stream. They sank.
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Full (unopened) cans of Labatt definately float. They take a little while to resurface, but they do come back up. If they sank, we wouldn't have been throwing them at each other in the lake. :)
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Originally posted by Tarmac
Full (unopened) cans of Labatt definately float. They take a little while to resurface, but they do come back up. If they sank, we wouldn't have been throwing them at each other in the lake. :)
There's your answer. It was Labatts. It wasnt floating, the lake was rejecting it. :D
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well, once you get back to the states (or some country that allows drinking), here is the ultimate drink:
its called the "Ball Blaster", this is because it will shoot your balls off.
1 shot of moonshine (optional)
2 shots of bacardi 151
3 fingers of rum
1 finger of bourbon
2 fingers of grenedine (spelling?)
and if you cant get moonshine, add as much amaretto as you can in the glass.
then chase it with a warm beer.
yes, i have tried it (i invented it). once you do, you will understand what "shoot your balls off" means. :aok
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Smidsy, my friends were drinking Jim Beam straight out of the bottle. So I tried it, took a little swig straight. Then for the next 3 minutes I was doubled over coughing and nearly puking trying to get that poison out of my mouth and body.
Think I'll just stick to beer and rum n' coke.
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Big field, video camera, and a whats that full auto Grenade laucher you can mount on the same mount an M2 will go on? M-19?
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Feed it to some blondes. They'll most certainly get drunk from that.
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I feel the need to repeat myself
the beer cannon (http://www.guzer.com/videos/beer_cannon.php)
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Originally posted by AquaShrimp
Smidsy, my friends were drinking Jim Beam straight out of the bottle. So I tried it, took a little swig straight. Then for the next 3 minutes I was doubled over coughing and nearly puking trying to get that poison out of my mouth and body.
Think I'll just stick to beer and rum n' coke.
Jeez Shrimpy, just as I was starting to like you, you go and post something girly like that.
:(
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"Non-alcoholic Coors beer."
ehmmmm
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not to stir the pot but ...
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How does that differ from regular Coors beer?
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It's... non alcoholic.
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Regular Coors only TASTES like slightly carbonated pee water. It still has the alcohol.
This removes even that small saving grace.
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I drank one. It tasted like dishwater.
We were this >.< close to having the old man convinced taking them out and blowing them up mith a .50 was a great idea. He chickened out when we talked about posting it on the net. Something about photos and videos of troops shooting with/at beer causing some kind of public sphincter spasm.
Maybe a trebuchet. Get medieval.