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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on November 07, 2001, 10:42:00 AM
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The Saudi Ambassador to the U.N. has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets his American counterpart.
They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America"
The American says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you I will do."
The Saudi whispers "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians and Blacks and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."
The American laughs and leans over. "That's because it takes place in the future."
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<hmmm genocide of all blacks=bad, genocide of all hispanics=bad genocid of (insert race here)=bad....confused...decides to check rule book and winds of public opinion....genocide of all arabs=funny..oh ok whew>
ROTFL! SPEWING WATER!!! LMAO!! SPINNING WITH ABSURDITY!!<---oops don't know if that one is ok, better check the rule book again
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Rip,
You should have made it about Jews then the fish would love it.
Don't ya just love bigots......
:D
they'll never forget fish ;)
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I'm a bigot...your a bigot...wouldn't ya like to admit that you're one too.....
Yawn..this topic is getting old Udie and Fish.
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Originally posted by skernsk:
I'm a bigot...your a bigot...wouldn't ya like to admit that you're one too.....
no but I'll take a Dr. Pepper. :)
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Originally posted by Nifty:
no but I'll take a Dr. Pepper. :)
Makes the world taste better!
-SW
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it is getting old. give everyone a rest and quit trying to snipe me.
you are obsessed though and really i'm flattered but i'm not "that way" if ya know what i mean
- as much as you detest anti-semitism udie, you sure are doing them a disservice by giving me so much air-time. i wouldn't even mention it if you didn't keep pushing me, but i can argue the point forever if you want. you keep it coming fool and i will too.
what is it that bothers you so much? the worst they will ever get from me is the cold shoulder and you act like civilization hinges on my stupid opinion? what's a matter - you see an easy target in me? tired of losing all your real battles?
now go read your good book and see how inferior your masters think you are. this is from the old testament - you know, the real bible, the jewish bible, the one without all that jesus nonsense:
For you are a people holy to the LORD your God; the LORD your God has chosen you to be a people for his own possession, out of all the peoples that are on the face of the earth.
Deuteronomy 7:6
When you draw near to a city to fight against it, offer terms of peace to it. And if its answer to you is peace and it opens to you, then all the people who are found in it shall do forced labor for you and shall serve you. But if it makes no peace with you, but makes war against you, then you shall besiege it; and when the LORD your God gives it into your hand you shall put all its males to the sword, but the women and the little ones, the cattle, and everything else in the city, all its spoil, you shall take as booty for yourseves; and you shall enjoy the spoil of your enemies, which the LORD your God has given you. Thus you shall do to all the cities which are very far from you, which are not cities of the nations here. But in the cities of these peoples that the LORD your God gives you for an inheritance, you shall save nothing that breathes . . .
Deuteronomy 20:10-16
[The Israelites] warred against Midian, as the LORD commanded Moses, and slew every male. . . . And the people of Israel took captive the women of Midian and their little ones; and they took as booty all their cattle, their flocks, and all their goods. All their cities in the places where they dwelt, and all their encampments, they burned with fire, and took all the spoil and all the booty, both of man and of beast . . . Moses said to them, "Have you let all the women live? . . . Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man by lying with him. But all the young girls who have not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves."
Numbers 31:7-18
He [the Jew] should not press his fellow [Jew] for payment . . . the foreigner [Gentile] you may press for payment."
Deuteronomy 15: 2-3
You must not make your brother pay interest, interest on money, interest on food, interest on anything on which one may claim interest. You may make a foreigner [Gentile] pay interest but your brother [fellow Jew] you must not make pay interest.
Deuteronomy 23: 19-20
Foreigners (Gentiles) shall rebuild your walls, and their kings shall minister to you . . . Your gates shall be open continuously; day and night they shall not be shut; that men may bring to you the wealth of the nations, with their kings led in procession. For the nation or kingdom that will not not serve you; shall perish; those nations shall be utterly laid waste. . . .
Isaiah 60:10-12
You shall suck the milk of nations, you shall suck the breast of kings; and you shall know that I, the LORD, am your Savior and your Redeemer, the Mighty One of Jacob.
Isaiah 60:16
And strangers [Gentiles] shall stand and feed your flocks, strangers shall be your plowmen and vinedressers; but you shall be called the priests of the LORD, men shall speak of you as the ministers of our God; you shall eat the wealth of the nations, and in their riches you shall glory.
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You can post bible verses out of context all you want fish, but at the end of the day you will still be a jew hating bigot. I'll give ya credit though, you've got big balls to defend your kinship with hitler...
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For the rest of you guys :) Don't worry I won't be banging on this drum too much today I'm too busy at work. Just thought the fish's post at the begining of this thread was hypocritical to the extreme....
[ 11-07-2001: Message edited by: Udie ]
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Started out a funny about Arabs..
Turns into a religion bashing marathon.
Why don't both of you give it a rest, religion is a bunch of lies compounded upon more lies to give you something to look forward to after you die- or to scare the toejam out of you while you are alive so you live a "good" life.
-SW
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hitler and i have nothing in common. i hold aryans and the jews in contempt for the same reason - they both think they are superior.
i came to my views from experience - they were indoctrinated without really questioning anything. (presumably)
they have contempt for all races - my only beef is with the jews - no one else has done anything wrong enough to earn that level of contempt from me. and believe me you have to EARN it - i have no scruples going against society and i fall for no racial indoctrinations.
there's nothing out of context - god tells the jews they are superior as long as they follow him. he is totally passive agressive insane helping them one minute and thrashing them the next" do what i say and smite your enemies and what not".
don't let your marginal understanding of the new testament obscure the real message of the old. that is probably a tough mental exercise for someone like you who is still at the kids table intellectually but try it anyway -
you keep it coming man - day in day out i will make my case and speak my sermon every damn time - you decide how much airtime this topic gets not me. i have a lifetime of long boring threads for every half bellybutton snipe you can muster.
edit: and ps - i thought the joke was funny as hell but i am not going to pass up a chance to show how hypocritical we are as a society. people decide to laugh or not on a mindset like udie's "what's the going opinion" - a few touching dateline tuesdays about the poor arabs is all it would take for most of you to swing 180 deg. except for the charon's of the world who make up their own minds and shoot for what's best for everyone. someday his type may be in charge instead of angry and agenda laden people like me. :) <end sermon>
[ 11-07-2001: Message edited by: mrfish ]
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LOL SWulfe...with that last paragraph you may be the NEW "Deer in the Headlights" :)
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They'll have to take a number and step in line.
Taking a big ol' piss on a religious campfire is probably the only thing I'm good at. :)
-SW
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It has nothing to do with religion. It's all about hate and bigotry. The fish is the one who started quoting bible text out of context. All I did was call him what he is, admitedly probobly a bit too much. But hey he's a bigot you know, I hate bigots so I like to F with them when I can. I'll try and cool it down for those of you that are tired of it, but it won't stop unless HTC asks me too...
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LOL as a side note I just noticed that since I started my tyraid (sp?) agains the fish that both of our member ratings have gone up hehe. I figured they'd both go down by now, or is a 4 star rating bad? :D
[ 11-07-2001: Message edited by: Udie ]
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Man, I thought it would of been easier.
My goal was to broadly attack both of your religious beliefs at the same time so that you would put aside your dislike for each other and side with eachother to take me on.
My plan failed... <sniff>
-SW
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HUH?
BTW Udie I might have a good idea who voted you down to the 4 star rating!
:) :)
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Only four responses to get the thread off the race extinction part. Not bad Nifty nice save there.
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Well... besides... we got Alexander Siddig in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine as Doctor Julien Bashir :D :D :D
Can we all be friends now? ;) :D
Daniel, aka Cyrano
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Originally posted by SWulfe:
Man, I thought it would of been easier.
My goal was to broadly attack both of your religious beliefs at the same time so that you would put aside your dislike for each other and side with eachother to take me on.
My plan failed... <sniff>
-SW
why do people keep calling me a christian? don't confuse gentile and christian.
you're gonna have a tough time attacking the religious views of an agnostic - but i'd love to see the argument nonetheless!
:D
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I didn't call you a christian, just religious.
And I thought that Udie kept calling you a christian.. I could be mistaken though. :)
-SW
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Damn MrFish and Udie... I'm going to have to give you the same advice I gave the highschool boy across the street on his graduation day:
Its time to let go.
AKDejaVu
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Originally posted by SWulfe:
Man, I thought it would of been easier.
My goal was to broadly attack both of your religious beliefs at the same time so that you would put aside your dislike for each other and side with eachother to take me on.
My plan failed... <sniff>
-SW
oops sorry I completely missed it Swulfe, but it looks like skernks caught on (good eye skernsk) BUT if you want I can call you some names too :P LOL
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My cats bellybutton smells like catshit.
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
Damn MrFish and Udie... I'm going to have to give you the same advice I gave the highschool boy across the street on his graduation day:
Its time to let go.
AKDejaVu
what do you mean "mrfish and udie" i said it before and i'll say it again: everytime i get sniped i will respond. as soon as little obsessoboy gets on with his life we can end this stupid toejam - ive got all day otherwise
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
Damn MrFish and Udie... I'm going to have to give you the same advice I gave the highschool boy across the street on his graduation day:
Its time to let go.
AKDejaVu
Look, I've never trolled in 6 years online. I've seen lot's of trolling over the years and have never done it. Well I found bait to do successful trolling with the words "Jew hating bigot" and just about every time I use them I catch "fish" :rolleyes: can't a guy make fun of some bigot boy ?
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as if you needed to actually admit to being petty udie
you post things just to get a rile? are you that childish?
you are like one of those people whoi walks out in front of traffic to feel powerful because you know they will stop for you because they don't want to go to jail.
the only sense of power you will ever have is on this boards because you are probably weak, small and impotent in every other way.
i'll keep being sincere - you keep playing - child
[ 11-07-2001: Message edited by: mrfish ]
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Originally posted by mrfish
as if you needed to actually admit to being petty udie
yeah I figured I throw you a bone, to suck on.
you post things just to get a rile? are you that childish?
Hmm I smell fish bait, but you wouldn't be that childish would you fish? ;)
you are like one of those people whoi walks out in front of traffic to feel powerful because you know they will stop for you because they don't want to go to jail.
No I have a car :) it doesn't work all the time, but my boss lets me use the company truck so I'm ok in that regard.
the only sense of power you will ever have is on this boards because you are probably weak, small and impotent in every other way.
hmm that ones just weak man come on you can do better than that bigot boy.
i'll keep being sincere - you keep playing - child
hey I've always said I stopped aging at 12, which is ok by me. I would have hated to grow up to be a bigot boy like yourself. Funny thing is I have a "sincere adult" (aka:bigot boy) responding to each and every troll I put out there. hehehehehehe that makes my day man. Oh yeah everybody at my office is laughing at you too.
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What about this guy?
(http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/Amjad_Majeed/drbashir.jpg)
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OK then... maybe we could get Rip to change the title of this thread to "Udie and Mr. Fish qualify for the Special Olympics" and just let you two fight it out for the gold medal.
AKDejaVu
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
OK then... maybe we could get Rip to change the title of this thread to "Udie and Mr. Fish qualify for the Special Olympics" and just let you two fight it out for the gold medal.
AKDejaVu
I have a great aunt who won 2 gold medals in the special olympics back in the late 70's and my step brother almost made it to em too, but he had emergency brain surgery instead :( he's got spinal bifida (sp) real bad.
OK OK OK OK back on topic...
There was an episode of STNG that had the son of the King of Jordan or Syria or one of those countries over there. I think the guy is king now since his father died, and I can't remember his name though I think it's Husein (sp) His dad was one of the only arabs to sign a peace treaty with Isreal and he was a fighter pilot too. Wish I could remember his name. As well they had Dr. Bashir from DS9. There also was Kahn from the original series and ST-2 was from over there too, though he was played by a non-arab :) gotta love holywood.
Joke is still funny though :)
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hehe deja - fair enough, point taken.
i didnt realize that lil' shortpants udie was just trolling for a response in between licks on his lolly.
i guess i just thought of the o'club as a place for "man-talk" and didn't realize this lil' boy was just foolin' around.
seems infantile but at least it matches his persona - to each their own.
someday he'll start growing hair on his face and actually get some popsicle that isnt rolled up and says adidas on the side, til then i'll just ignore him for everyone's sake. that ok with you guys? no more irritating long boring threads.
:)
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Youre thinking King Abdullah of Jordan appeared on an episode of ST Voyager IIRC.
His father was King Hussein, a really great man who was instrumental in the peace procces during the last decaded right up until his death a few years back. Though he sided with Iraq during the gulf war for some reason or at least didnt join the coalition, he was very well regarded by everyone. His funeral was attended by pretty much every single important world leader from Clinton to Yeltsin.
BTW mrfish and udie you guys gotta stop this, its getting ridiculous.
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Originally posted by mrfish:
hehe deja - fair enough, point taken.
i didnt realize that lil' shortpants udie was just trolling for a response in between licks on his lolly.
i guess i just thought of the o'club as a place for "man-talk" and didn't realize this lil' boy was just foolin' around.
seems infantile but at least it matches his persona - to each their own.
someday he'll start growing hair on his face and actually get some popsicle that isnt rolled up and says adidas on the side, til then i'll just ignore him for everyone's sake. that ok with you guys? no more irritating long boring threads.
:)
Your a hipocrite too you say you got deja's point then you procede to troll some more in the very same post, at least I went back on topic for one post.
You silly bigot boy you can do better than that. I'm still laughing, as is my office they think your weak man. If your goign to insult somebody it usualy helps if it's true as in my calling you a Jew hating bigot boy.
Last one guys I promise, I'll let fish respond, but I won't post to him again in this thread. Though I must say it's been fun getting him pissed :)
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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ:
Youre thinking King Abdullah of Jordan appeared on an episode of ST Voyager IIRC.
His father was King Hussein, a really great man who was instrumental in the peace procces during the last decaded right up until his death a few years back. Though he sided with Iraq during the gulf war for some reason or at least didnt join the coalition, he was very well regarded by everyone. His funeral was attended by pretty much every single important world leader from Clinton to Yeltsin.
BTW mrfish and udie you guys gotta stop this, its getting ridiculous.
tell him to stop hating jews.....
[edit] oops hit send too soon.
Ahh yes it was on Voyager don't know why I thought TNG. He was a good man (his father) I was sorry when he died.
[ 11-07-2001: Message edited by: Udie ]
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My cats bellybutton still smells like catshit.
Somehow, I was hoping that now that I'm enlightened on the subject of catshit, it wouldn't smell so bad.
I still like the cat, but I'll be damned if I'll willingly smell it's bellybutton again.
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Hangtime,
Damn that was funny. Thanks
F.
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I have a great aunt who won 2 gold medals in the special olympics back in the late 70's and my step brother almost made it to em too, but he had emergency brain surgery instead he's got spinal bifida (sp) real bad.
That's fine. I'm sure given the opportunity, not a single person you listed here would prefer being eligible for that competition.
yet here you go again.
The joke is off color, but sums up this situation to a TEE: "Q: what's better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? A: not being retarded."
AKDejaVu
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
That's fine. I'm sure given the opportunity, not a single person you listed here would prefer being eligible for that competition.
yet here you go again.
The joke is off color, but sums up this situation to a TEE: "Q: what's better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? A: not being retarded."
AKDejaVu
I think I'm missing your point. Are you calling the fish and myself retarded? Or are you saying that this is all stupid? Neither would be far off the mark. It's the "yet here you go again" part that has me confused. Could you rephrase it so my simpleton mind could understand? :D