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Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: Kurt on July 23, 2006, 03:04:21 PM: Considering the amount of time people spend crying about some play-style other than their own, I think it is time to install tissue dispensers in all online arenas and here in the Bulletin board.

With out these dispensers the floors are going to get so slick with tears and snot that sooner or later someone is going to slip and hurt themselves which will no doubt result in a lawsuit.

Tissue dispensers ARE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE, most airfields kept a supply on hand, and even if they ran out, they often had toilet paper as a substitute.

Please impliment this and it will clean up the board and Channel 200!
Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: moneyguy on July 23, 2006, 06:03:40 PM: i like it :aok
Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: MOIL on July 24, 2006, 01:33:47 AM: (http://www.manorhg.com/store/images/Sq%20Tissue%20Box%201126.1.jpg)
Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: SMIDSY on July 24, 2006, 09:10:35 AM: dont forget this

(http://www.dudco.com/Healthcare/HOSt2525.jpg)
Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: Kurt on July 24, 2006, 08:56:41 PM: haha, hey thanks for the support on this one.

In all seriousness, it would be funny to have a box of tissues added to the tower desk... I'd laugh for 15 minutes.
Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: scottydawg on July 24, 2006, 09:46:50 PM: Maybe have a Waaaaaaambulance at the field?

(http://impirius.net/img/gaf/wambulance.jpg)
Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: Spatula on July 24, 2006, 10:30:12 PM: LOL, yer. How about a w(h)ine rack under one of the tables or something :)
Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: viper215 on July 25, 2006, 09:48:17 AM: (http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d8/viper215/tissue.jpg)
Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: Kurt on July 25, 2006, 09:58:02 AM: Quote
Originally posted by viper215
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d8/viper215/tissue.jpg)

I have this one in my guest bathroom.. Its called Rudy. Freakin ROCKS. I love that thing.
Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: viper215 on July 25, 2006, 04:22:25 PM: Lmao sweet:aok Did you post it on google b/c thats where I got the pic lol.
Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: PuckIt on July 25, 2006, 04:33:40 PM: :cry

(http://www.plumparty.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/small/14916.jpg)

PuckIt
Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: Kurt on July 25, 2006, 05:25:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by viper215
Lmao sweet:aok Did you post it on google b/c thats where I got the pic lol.

Nope, you can buy them online. They aren't unique. My Girlfriends mom had one, and I saw it and thought it was cool, so she bought me one for Christmas.
Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: Meatwad on July 25, 2006, 09:46:39 PM: I support the tissue idea! :)
Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: viper215 on July 26, 2006, 09:43:46 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Kurt
Nope, you can buy them online. They aren't unique. My Girlfriends mom had one, and I saw it and thought it was cool, so she bought me one for Christmas.

That thing would freak me out going downstairs to get a drink in the middle of the night and that thing is just sitting there.:lol
Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: Nightshift82 on July 27, 2006, 04:18:36 PM: of course for the little aces we need.......

(http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/images/pharma_ritalin-l.jpg)
Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: viper215 on July 27, 2006, 05:39:32 PM: yup:lol
Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: Strykar1 on July 27, 2006, 10:27:45 PM: I like the Tissue dispenser idea, But lets add a little something to it as well.

Any time someone feels like Wining on Ch 200, they can just Click on the tissue dispenser and a message will appear

XXXX: Has Taken a Tissue

this of course will let the people on 200 know that a player is about to wine. And for those that think it would be funny to do this over and over again, There could be a Ration on Tissues and you're only alowed to have one a hour.

All Other Whining from that person will be filtered (Say 4 mins of Wining before the Filter takes affect)

So all Words Such as Dweeb, Lghay and similar words will be part of the filter. And standard wines will be included. And the Filter Will be updated at least once a month to prevent new words spinging up to bypass the Filter.

but hey, thats just a single mans opinion.
Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: Kurt on July 27, 2006, 11:58:28 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Strykar1
I like the Tissue dispenser idea, But lets add a little something to it as well.

Any time someone feels like Wining on Ch 200, they can just Click on the tissue dispenser and a message will appear

XXXX: Has Taken a Tissue

this of course will let the people on 200 know that a player is about to wine. And for those that think it would be funny to do this over and over again, There could be a Ration on Tissues and you're only alowed to have one a hour.

Nice, but 1 an hour is a little thick.. there are 4000 players..

1 a day is about all the 'real' whines anyone deserves.. If you're whining hourly, chances are that you are the AH... Not the game.
Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: AutoPilot on July 28, 2006, 12:50:00 AM: Nightshift you killed me with that one bro

for the little aces:rofl :D :rofl :D

This guy i werked with about 5 years ago use to go out to his truck at lunch and snort 5 of those that he crushed up.Dude was wacked outta his mind and said that crap kept him right.
Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: Strykar1 on July 28, 2006, 08:13:57 AM: I was thinking of once a day, but that seemed a little extreme to me, But It seems I may of been wrong, So I shall Agree with you and say Once a day.
Title: Tissue Dispenser
Post by: SD67 on July 28, 2006, 09:57:27 AM: Quote
Originally posted by AutoPilot
This guy i werked with about 5 years ago use to go out to his truck at lunch and snort 5 of those that he crushed up.Dude was wacked outta his mind and said that crap kept him right.

Dmna his nose must have been caked with chalk... I'd hate to think of it getting into his lungs... some people really have got rocks in their heads.:confused: